This shit is not hard. Appropriate brine, spatchcocking, dont go past like 160 for the white meat. The end

Incredible

close second would be putting a smaller, but largeish, amount of weight overhead but i'll never know that joy lolsob

older dems still love ol slick, but the others? lmfao

Yeah n=1 and i dunno that I'm an actual leftist but I'm certainly trending that way and am uh pretty upwardly mobile compared to my immediate family

voters came out to show them that they're sick of this shit and are willing to fight it and their response is, "whew you got some big feelings there, cowboy"

The consolation prize for the rest of us is seeing them figure this out i guess