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They/Them - Geographer - Planner - Photographer - Southerner - Marxist - Proud Owner of 107+ VHS copies of Jerry Maguire — Director of the Clemson Institute for Communism
They/Them - Geographer - Planner - Photographer - Southerner - Marxist - Proud Owner of 107+ VHS copies of Jerry Maguire — Director of the Clemson Institute for Communism
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Tiny Tim, who was charged by a Boston grand jury today with 16 counts including tax evasion, grand larceny, bribery, and witness tampering, maintains his innocence but unconvincingly denies prosecutors' suspicions that all the alleged acts were directed by Executive Vice President "Neez" Scrooge
December 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Tiny Tim, who was charged by a Boston grand jury today with 16 counts including tax evasion, grand larceny, bribery, and witness tampering, maintains his innocence but unconvincingly denies prosecutors' suspicions that all the alleged acts were directed by Executive Vice President "Neez" Scrooge
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The idea that any of our current rich misers would have a change of heart is frankly more unrealistic than three GHOSTS visiting in one night.
you couldn't make "a christmas carol" today
December 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
The idea that any of our current rich misers would have a change of heart is frankly more unrealistic than three GHOSTS visiting in one night.
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Snelling, South Carolina
Pop: 258
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snelling,_South_Carolina
Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=52713648
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Pop: 258
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snelling,_South_Carolina
Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=52713648
https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=149029503
https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=73827516
December 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Holy shit chicago bears
December 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Holy shit chicago bears
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smoking a joint with Wario on this porch in the winter would fix me
When I was a kid I used to bring Wario over to this spot and pretend he lived here
December 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
smoking a joint with Wario on this porch in the winter would fix me
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an entire generation losing their minds that their children and grandchildren would DARE to do anything they don't understand and turning the full might of the world's imperial powers against the people they profess to love most
Breaking: House Republicans pass Marjorie Taylor Greene's bill to criminalize doctors that provide gender-affirming care for trans kids. Her bill imposes jail time penalties up to 10 years. Now, it's headed to the Senate where it is not likely to advance as it would need 7 Democrats to sign on
December 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
an entire generation losing their minds that their children and grandchildren would DARE to do anything they don't understand and turning the full might of the world's imperial powers against the people they profess to love most
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Shockingly, this bill would have failed were it not for the 3 Democrat defections.
Just now, a national trans healthcare felony ban for youth has passed the US House, with 10 year prison terms.
3 Dems crossed party lines to vote to jail providers.
4 GOP crossed party lines to vote against.
It is not expected to pass the Senate, where Dems hold filibuster power.
Story to come.
3 Dems crossed party lines to vote to jail providers.
4 GOP crossed party lines to vote against.
It is not expected to pass the Senate, where Dems hold filibuster power.
Story to come.
December 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Shockingly, this bill would have failed were it not for the 3 Democrat defections.
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This could be the US but you playin’
WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
December 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
This could be the US but you playin’
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“Muuuahhahh the japanese rpg… is well known for its excellent. There is a french rpg called expedition 33…. That recalls that same Japanese… excellence… *trails off*”
December 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM
“Muuuahhahh the japanese rpg… is well known for its excellent. There is a french rpg called expedition 33…. That recalls that same Japanese… excellence… *trails off*”
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Ah, to be a 1930s riverboat gambler, suddenly & inexplicably devoured by a 33-foot mosasaur
Mosasaurs, the giant marine reptiles that roamed the Earth more than 66 million years ago, didn’t just live in the sea. Our new research shows that they could thrive in freshwater too! Let’s dive into what we’ve discovered.
#Paleontology #Mosasaurs
#Paleontology #Mosasaurs
December 12, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Ah, to be a 1930s riverboat gambler, suddenly & inexplicably devoured by a 33-foot mosasaur
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
Saw leftover ribs from yesterday’s catering in the work fridge and you know what that means for today’s lunch
December 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Saw leftover ribs from yesterday’s catering in the work fridge and you know what that means for today’s lunch
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Shorter Capital chap. 1:
![OP's screenshotted quote, but doctored to now read: ""I'm the motherf***er that's putting my life on the line, not you. You ain't stepping your motherf***ing ass in that [FACTORY]. You or nobody else. So why should I have to pay to carry your [SURPLUS VALUE]? You should be paying me, if you want to be truthful. It irks my nerves how this dude gets on a plane, gets a hotel suite — him and his buddies — they go out to dinner, five-star meals, all that, and guess who's got to pay for it? Us [WORKERS].
We're paying for y'all to come out here, have the time of your life, stay in the best hotels of your life, and it's all done on our dime."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jfw43gquuke6h44njm2a34uj/bafkreihcyrfgutnakh7cqmllbmvnxonmmutkiqgv4vhliocbbcxgeyj6lq@jpeg)
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Shorter Capital chap. 1:
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to the people who figured out lane kiffin had a fake PR dog: please look at kirk herbstreit next
December 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
to the people who figured out lane kiffin had a fake PR dog: please look at kirk herbstreit next
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The conservative cultural project right now is to use the coercive power of the state to do affirmative action for bigots.
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The conservative cultural project right now is to use the coercive power of the state to do affirmative action for bigots.
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between this and texas a&m, at some point we need to call these situations what they are: right wing students intentionally seeking out classes with queer or left wing educators for the express purpose of getting them fired
November 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
between this and texas a&m, at some point we need to call these situations what they are: right wing students intentionally seeking out classes with queer or left wing educators for the express purpose of getting them fired
TIGER PICK SIX
November 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
TIGER PICK SIX
Agent manning,,,, your mission was a success
Part of the dark woke agenda is ensuring that Texas A&M never wins a national championship. Our Carolina Antifa chapter has activated sleeper agent LaNorris Sellers to ensure this will be the case
November 29, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Agent manning,,,, your mission was a success
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Overhearing my family talk about world politics is like overhearing kids talk about what they think sex is.
November 28, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Overhearing my family talk about world politics is like overhearing kids talk about what they think sex is.
Being a queer southerner without the accent leads me to foghorn leghorn it up whenever necessary with the gullible yankees i live and work around.
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Being a queer southerner without the accent leads me to foghorn leghorn it up whenever necessary with the gullible yankees i live and work around.
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Gameday voting on which school has the most faculty in the Epstein Files
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Gameday voting on which school has the most faculty in the Epstein Files
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giganteum | nikon fm2 | delta 400 | #believeinfilm
November 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
giganteum | nikon fm2 | delta 400 | #believeinfilm
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
Every time I listen to Roger Miller for an extended period, I marvel at how much that man loved making weird mouth noises and then I remember how much he liked amphetamines
November 16, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Every time I listen to Roger Miller for an extended period, I marvel at how much that man loved making weird mouth noises and then I remember how much he liked amphetamines