telsie 🦬
@telsie.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️ she/her ball knower
🦬 colorado buffalo
🐀 chicago
🦬 colorado buffalo
🐀 chicago
where does a wisconsin+utah team finish
February 17, 2026 at 5:12 AM
where does a wisconsin+utah team finish
THE BRUTALIST (2024)
February 16, 2026 at 8:46 PM
THE BRUTALIST (2024)
we love a monday holiday
February 16, 2026 at 3:09 PM
we love a monday holiday
the clipper dome looks huge
February 16, 2026 at 12:19 AM
the clipper dome looks huge
big day for nba xenophobes
February 16, 2026 at 12:15 AM
big day for nba xenophobes
the all star game would be so much better if we could listen to kevin hart shit-talking the stars over arena PA
February 15, 2026 at 11:58 PM
the all star game would be so much better if we could listen to kevin hart shit-talking the stars over arena PA
hearing reports the nba all star games are actually peak right now????
February 15, 2026 at 11:42 PM
hearing reports the nba all star games are actually peak right now????
republican candidate for governor putting up campaign signs in andersonville chicago gets a big LOL from me
literally wasting your time
literally wasting your time
February 15, 2026 at 6:18 PM
republican candidate for governor putting up campaign signs in andersonville chicago gets a big LOL from me
literally wasting your time
literally wasting your time
woke 2 is coming for the democrats too
Hillary Clinton: "More people were deported under my husband and Barack Obama without killing American citizens and without putting children into detention camps than were in the first Trump term or this first year of Trump's second term."
February 15, 2026 at 4:59 PM
woke 2 is coming for the democrats too
Isaiah Johnson PLEASE stay in Boulder
February 14, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Isaiah Johnson PLEASE stay in Boulder
really don’t think FS1 commentators should be wearing the Jimmer giveaway jerseys on the broadcast
February 14, 2026 at 10:28 PM
really don’t think FS1 commentators should be wearing the Jimmer giveaway jerseys on the broadcast
okay we didn’t achieve slutty but we did get some dresses and jackets so we’ll call that a success anyway
today we’re thrift shopping in pursuit of getting a little sluttier with it
February 14, 2026 at 10:19 PM
okay we didn’t achieve slutty but we did get some dresses and jackets so we’ll call that a success anyway
look, fuck BYU but what they’re doing in the “free throw distractions” space is very good
February 14, 2026 at 10:13 PM
look, fuck BYU but what they’re doing in the “free throw distractions” space is very good
today we’re thrift shopping in pursuit of getting a little sluttier with it
February 14, 2026 at 7:19 PM
today we’re thrift shopping in pursuit of getting a little sluttier with it
this is how nuggets fans talk about jokić
Yang Hansen on his idol Nikola Jokic:
"I can't wait to kiss him" 🤣
"I can't wait to kiss him" 🤣
February 14, 2026 at 5:55 AM
this is how nuggets fans talk about jokić
it’s so cool that weird art exists
February 14, 2026 at 3:00 AM
it’s so cool that weird art exists
oh man did I miss a quad god crashout
February 13, 2026 at 10:08 PM
oh man did I miss a quad god crashout
Pokemon doing a real advertising campaign for the 30th anniversary has me thinking/hoping they’re announcing something big soon
was endlessly amused the other day that the USA-Latvia Olympics men's hockey game broadcast had its first period intermission report sponsored by Pokemon
Kenny Albert said the word with some gusto
Kenny Albert said the word with some gusto
February 13, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Pokemon doing a real advertising campaign for the 30th anniversary has me thinking/hoping they’re announcing something big soon
The Bay Area is the east coast.
Dallas is the east coast (Fort Worth is Texas).
DeKalb IL is Western America.
Sacramento is Middle America.
Los Angeles? Also Middle America.
The Pacific Northwest? yep, also Middle America.
Dallas is the east coast (Fort Worth is Texas).
DeKalb IL is Western America.
Sacramento is Middle America.
Los Angeles? Also Middle America.
The Pacific Northwest? yep, also Middle America.
northern Illinois and the mac having the most toxic of breakups
Sources: MAC nearing vote on adding Sacramento State to league as football-only member
MAC executives are in serious discussions on a move that would bring a windfall to current member schools. Sacramento State’s entry fee is expected to be more than $15 million.
sports.yahoo.com
February 13, 2026 at 8:04 PM
The Bay Area is the east coast.
Dallas is the east coast (Fort Worth is Texas).
DeKalb IL is Western America.
Sacramento is Middle America.
Los Angeles? Also Middle America.
The Pacific Northwest? yep, also Middle America.
Dallas is the east coast (Fort Worth is Texas).
DeKalb IL is Western America.
Sacramento is Middle America.
Los Angeles? Also Middle America.
The Pacific Northwest? yep, also Middle America.
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the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair
February 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair
kind of fucked up to make me an asexual trans lesbian who craves physical affection
February 12, 2026 at 5:21 AM
kind of fucked up to make me an asexual trans lesbian who craves physical affection
i gotta play disco elysium
and kiss girls
and kiss girls
YOU - “I approve of this, very futuristic.” (Tap on the girls kissing.)
February 11, 2026 at 3:05 AM
i gotta play disco elysium
and kiss girls
and kiss girls
the swedish curling woman is so pretty omg
February 10, 2026 at 5:32 PM
the swedish curling woman is so pretty omg