telsie 🦬
@telsie.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️ she/her ball knower
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🐀 chicago
🦬 colorado buffalo
🐀 chicago
Isaiah Johnson PLEASE stay in Boulder
February 14, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Isaiah Johnson PLEASE stay in Boulder
really don’t think FS1 commentators should be wearing the Jimmer giveaway jerseys on the broadcast
February 14, 2026 at 10:28 PM
really don’t think FS1 commentators should be wearing the Jimmer giveaway jerseys on the broadcast
okay we didn’t achieve slutty but we did get some dresses and jackets so we’ll call that a success anyway
today we’re thrift shopping in pursuit of getting a little sluttier with it
February 14, 2026 at 10:19 PM
okay we didn’t achieve slutty but we did get some dresses and jackets so we’ll call that a success anyway
look, fuck BYU but what they’re doing in the “free throw distractions” space is very good
February 14, 2026 at 10:13 PM
look, fuck BYU but what they’re doing in the “free throw distractions” space is very good
today we’re thrift shopping in pursuit of getting a little sluttier with it
February 14, 2026 at 7:19 PM
today we’re thrift shopping in pursuit of getting a little sluttier with it
this is how nuggets fans talk about jokić
Yang Hansen on his idol Nikola Jokic:
"I can't wait to kiss him" 🤣
"I can't wait to kiss him" 🤣
February 14, 2026 at 5:55 AM
this is how nuggets fans talk about jokić
it’s so cool that weird art exists
February 14, 2026 at 3:00 AM
it’s so cool that weird art exists
oh man did I miss a quad god crashout
February 13, 2026 at 10:08 PM
oh man did I miss a quad god crashout
Pokemon doing a real advertising campaign for the 30th anniversary has me thinking/hoping they’re announcing something big soon
was endlessly amused the other day that the USA-Latvia Olympics men's hockey game broadcast had its first period intermission report sponsored by Pokemon
Kenny Albert said the word with some gusto
Kenny Albert said the word with some gusto
February 13, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Pokemon doing a real advertising campaign for the 30th anniversary has me thinking/hoping they’re announcing something big soon
The Bay Area is the east coast.
Dallas is the east coast (Fort Worth is Texas).
DeKalb IL is Western America.
Sacramento is Middle America.
Los Angeles? Also Middle America.
The Pacific Northwest? yep, also Middle America.
Dallas is the east coast (Fort Worth is Texas).
DeKalb IL is Western America.
Sacramento is Middle America.
Los Angeles? Also Middle America.
The Pacific Northwest? yep, also Middle America.
northern Illinois and the mac having the most toxic of breakups
Sources: MAC nearing vote on adding Sacramento State to league as football-only member
MAC executives are in serious discussions on a move that would bring a windfall to current member schools. Sacramento State’s entry fee is expected to be more than $15 million.
sports.yahoo.com
February 13, 2026 at 8:04 PM
The Bay Area is the east coast.
Dallas is the east coast (Fort Worth is Texas).
DeKalb IL is Western America.
Sacramento is Middle America.
Los Angeles? Also Middle America.
The Pacific Northwest? yep, also Middle America.
Dallas is the east coast (Fort Worth is Texas).
DeKalb IL is Western America.
Sacramento is Middle America.
Los Angeles? Also Middle America.
The Pacific Northwest? yep, also Middle America.
Reposted by telsie 🦬
the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair
February 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair
kind of fucked up to make me an asexual trans lesbian who craves physical affection
February 12, 2026 at 5:21 AM
kind of fucked up to make me an asexual trans lesbian who craves physical affection
i gotta play disco elysium
and kiss girls
and kiss girls
YOU - “I approve of this, very futuristic.” (Tap on the girls kissing.)
February 11, 2026 at 3:05 AM
i gotta play disco elysium
and kiss girls
and kiss girls
the swedish curling woman is so pretty omg
February 10, 2026 at 5:32 PM
the swedish curling woman is so pretty omg
sorry but if you met her six months ago and cheated on her after three months is she really the love of your life? you just met!
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 5:09 PM
sorry but if you met her six months ago and cheated on her after three months is she really the love of your life? you just met!
curling time let's get a gold
February 10, 2026 at 5:00 PM
curling time let's get a gold
allen fieldhouse crowd pop is so good
February 10, 2026 at 3:47 AM
allen fieldhouse crowd pop is so good
who will be the brave male figure skater to wear a skimpy outfit on the ice
February 9, 2026 at 9:41 PM
who will be the brave male figure skater to wear a skimpy outfit on the ice
so i know we don’t really fuck with team USA men’s hockey but what about women’s hockey
February 9, 2026 at 7:49 PM
so i know we don’t really fuck with team USA men’s hockey but what about women’s hockey
Reposted by telsie 🦬
It does really hit you that American artists of color continue to make these aesthetically incredible, thematically rich works of art and the white supremacists that rule this country are just complete dullards
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 AM
It does really hit you that American artists of color continue to make these aesthetically incredible, thematically rich works of art and the white supremacists that rule this country are just complete dullards
women’s downhill next on nbc LFG
February 9, 2026 at 3:34 AM
women’s downhill next on nbc LFG
Super Bowl Champion Brady Russell
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Super Bowl Champion Brady Russell
we love the great city of Seattle
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
we love the great city of Seattle