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For the afternoon crowd. I had way too much to say about James Garfield and his rivals.
therealposeur.substack.com/p/way-too-mu...
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Way Too Much History on Death by Lightning
Historical accuracy is a misnomer
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November 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
For the afternoon crowd. I had way too much to say about James Garfield and his rivals.
therealposeur.substack.com/p/way-too-mu...
therealposeur.substack.com/p/way-too-mu...
One February morning I'm gonna see the Avs line dip and it'll be 24 degrees with a foot of snow on the ground and it will be the worst day of my life
November 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
One February morning I'm gonna see the Avs line dip and it'll be 24 degrees with a foot of snow on the ground and it will be the worst day of my life
If an east coaster stays up for the whole nuggets game at 11 pm tonight they should get ticket vouchers
November 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
If an east coaster stays up for the whole nuggets game at 11 pm tonight they should get ticket vouchers
Good news and bad news Mr Garfield. The good news is in two years they pass the Pendleton Civil Service Reform Act, the bad news is that in 140 years they find a TV addict to tear it to shreds
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Good news and bad news Mr Garfield. The good news is in two years they pass the Pendleton Civil Service Reform Act, the bad news is that in 140 years they find a TV addict to tear it to shreds
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Michael Shannon cooking with gas here:
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Michael Shannon cooking with gas here:
I wonder what size font they have him on to get that "second grade reading" cadence
Trump: "If we die, we must die and we as men we die without complaining."
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I wonder what size font they have him on to get that "second grade reading" cadence
Put him in a suit, have him gamble, have him drive a nice car, the villain is a bald guy with bad vibes
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Put him in a suit, have him gamble, have him drive a nice car, the villain is a bald guy with bad vibes
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![• The NYT announced the lineup for the Andrew Ross Sorkin-anchored
DealBook summit, which included one curious name: Erika Kirk. [NYT]
• A panel on journalism hosted by Michael Barbaro will include: Charlamagne Tha God, Jon Favreau, Amna Nawaz, David Remnick, Stephanie Ruhle, Andrew Schulz, and Ben Shapiro.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cvhu7p2bziajywpce7yrlevy/bafkreicn7lw6rvcuzeggxpnhbut62ogrvpbikaomwvfq2qsel3sx777uoq@jpeg)
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kim i will represent you in the fraud litigation against these psychics. psychics offer something real and should be held to the highest standards of their profession. now if you will simply provide me, as your counsel, with what we in the biz call "power of attorney" i can begin work.
Kim Kardashian puts frustration on display after failing California bar exam: ‘Full of s–t’
Kim Kardashian puts frustration on display after failing California bar exam: ‘Full of s–t’
The "Kardashians" star revealed her results over the weekend, writing that she will move forward with "more studying and even more determination."
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November 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
kim i will represent you in the fraud litigation against these psychics. psychics offer something real and should be held to the highest standards of their profession. now if you will simply provide me, as your counsel, with what we in the biz call "power of attorney" i can begin work.
We might need to start a dialogue about what counts as a "detail you might have missed"
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
We might need to start a dialogue about what counts as a "detail you might have missed"
I will never believe the Mavs made that trade of their own free will
November 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I will never believe the Mavs made that trade of their own free will
Heartbreaking: person whose videos I sometimes like on the internet wears chiefs shirt in video I want to watch
November 11, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Heartbreaking: person whose videos I sometimes like on the internet wears chiefs shirt in video I want to watch
Death By Lightning is too good to be on Netflix
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Death By Lightning is too good to be on Netflix
If he makes this kick....
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
If he makes this kick....
Why did they go for that
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Why did they go for that
It's too late, I've already depicted me as the virile full bearded Zohran and you as the feeble peach fuzzed Cuomo
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
It's too late, I've already depicted me as the virile full bearded Zohran and you as the feeble peach fuzzed Cuomo
If Pat McAfee can break news of president grandpa going on a field trip Zohran should be a guest during the Giants Pats game Week 13
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
If Pat McAfee can break news of president grandpa going on a field trip Zohran should be a guest during the Giants Pats game Week 13
A Bronco having cancer and maybe returning to the field the same season would be a big win for Football Tough Guys everywhere
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
A Bronco having cancer and maybe returning to the field the same season would be a big win for Football Tough Guys everywhere
Charles Guiteau you would have loved "Stan" by Eminem
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Charles Guiteau you would have loved "Stan" by Eminem
Chester A Arthur: wife guy in mourning
November 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Chester A Arthur: wife guy in mourning
Once again guessed wrong about a movie still being around a week later
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Once again guessed wrong about a movie still being around a week later
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Uncomfortable noise from Eli
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Uncomfortable noise from Eli
I'm not taking any financial advice from people in a fake podcast studio
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I'm not taking any financial advice from people in a fake podcast studio