Matt ☃️
@hbomatts.bsky.social
Prometheus is a prequel to Alien and a sequel to Prometheu
January 7, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Prometheus is a prequel to Alien and a sequel to Prometheu
Guy who just learned about Donald Trump today: I can't believe Donald Trump would betray me over his petty grievances
Voters in southeastern Colorado overwhelmingly supported President Trump, who just vetoed a clean drinking water project there. Locals are stunned to be caught up in Trump's crusade against Colorado. @marcsallinger.bsky.social reports from Bent County:
January 7, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Guy who just learned about Donald Trump today: I can't believe Donald Trump would betray me over his petty grievances
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Got too cute doing a TS Lawrence bit with a match and now I have a blister on my finger
January 7, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Got too cute doing a TS Lawrence bit with a match and now I have a blister on my finger
For the new year amc altered the "laser at amc" audio ever so slightly I felt like a victim of the lowest stakes gaslighting ever
January 7, 2026 at 5:58 AM
For the new year amc altered the "laser at amc" audio ever so slightly I felt like a victim of the lowest stakes gaslighting ever
"On the road against a top team in the Eastern Conference" even nba players pad their accomplishments on linkedin
January 7, 2026 at 3:28 AM
"On the road against a top team in the Eastern Conference" even nba players pad their accomplishments on linkedin
Ok Joachim you first if it's so easy
January 7, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Ok Joachim you first if it's so easy
Doing Jonestown if the Avs lose 2 in a row
January 7, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Doing Jonestown if the Avs lose 2 in a row
Each doomsday trailer gives me the same feeling of that one post-endgame movie (cannot recall which) where for the last teaser they threw Captain America and Iron Man in there
January 6, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Each doomsday trailer gives me the same feeling of that one post-endgame movie (cannot recall which) where for the last teaser they threw Captain America and Iron Man in there
Worst 2025 releases:
-Tron: Ares,
-Jurassic World Rebirth
-the new Captain America (other two marvels were replacement level)
Worst first time watches:
-28 Weeks Later,
-Chariots of Fire
-Tron: Ares,
-Jurassic World Rebirth
-the new Captain America (other two marvels were replacement level)
Worst first time watches:
-28 Weeks Later,
-Chariots of Fire
January 6, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Worst 2025 releases:
-Tron: Ares,
-Jurassic World Rebirth
-the new Captain America (other two marvels were replacement level)
Worst first time watches:
-28 Weeks Later,
-Chariots of Fire
-Tron: Ares,
-Jurassic World Rebirth
-the new Captain America (other two marvels were replacement level)
Worst first time watches:
-28 Weeks Later,
-Chariots of Fire
Overmatched "expansion" team wearing black and light blue
January 6, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Overmatched "expansion" team wearing black and light blue
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So the thing that was in Super Mario Bros Wii but with a little ✨ icon?
Sony has patented an AI gaming ghost that will play PlayStation games for you when you get stuck www.eurogamer.net/sony-has-pat...
January 6, 2026 at 9:48 PM
So the thing that was in Super Mario Bros Wii but with a little ✨ icon?
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Dr. Fukuyama, you can't miss
January 6, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Dr. Fukuyama, you can't miss
In this case you unfortunately do have to say 'scoreboard'
Crockett: "Everyone wants to talk about how Maduro was illegitimate. As we sit here on January 6, I do want to be clear: somebody else was trying to be a Maduro of the United States. Somebody else wanted to do the exact same thing. The difference is Maduro was successful."
January 6, 2026 at 9:08 PM
In this case you unfortunately do have to say 'scoreboard'
You've met the box office at a very Chinese time in its life
January 6, 2026 at 8:56 PM
You've met the box office at a very Chinese time in its life
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Only one team in the Premier League have conceded more goals from corners than Nottingham Forest... West Ham United.
But unfortunately for Sean Dyche's side, Murillo headed into his own net after Omari Hutchinson needlessly conceded a corner.
But unfortunately for Sean Dyche's side, Murillo headed into his own net after Omari Hutchinson needlessly conceded a corner.
January 6, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Someone should tell Bill Simmons that the Tebow Steelers game was Sunday at 2 pm because of the Jesus angle and not the Saturday afternoon game (which was of course occupied by the Texans)
January 6, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Someone should tell Bill Simmons that the Tebow Steelers game was Sunday at 2 pm because of the Jesus angle and not the Saturday afternoon game (which was of course occupied by the Texans)
Marty Supreme made Penn Jilette look so crazy I thought his character was just what Jeff Garlin looks like now
January 6, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Marty Supreme made Penn Jilette look so crazy I thought his character was just what Jeff Garlin looks like now
#7 in the west fan vote is... something
January 6, 2026 at 6:58 PM
#7 in the west fan vote is... something