Matt 🦃
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Why did the Pats look like that tonight
November 14, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Why did the Pats look like that tonight
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What a rich text
November 14, 2025 at 4:09 AM
What a rich text
The last Indiana Jones was bad but it did have a really meta moment where he begged to be left alone to die in the past and the movie dragged him back to make sure we got another reunion with an old cast member
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 AM
The last Indiana Jones was bad but it did have a really meta moment where he begged to be left alone to die in the past and the movie dragged him back to make sure we got another reunion with an old cast member
Last week for about 48 hours my FYP thought a major life event had/was going to happen that I think I would have been aware of
November 14, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Last week for about 48 hours my FYP thought a major life event had/was going to happen that I think I would have been aware of
"Puck around and pod out" bring back the altitude blackout
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 AM
"Puck around and pod out" bring back the altitude blackout
The Sabre did a Draymond Green screen on him
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
The Sabre did a Draymond Green screen on him
Goalie didn't make it to the first TV timeout
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Goalie didn't make it to the first TV timeout
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Alex Tuch once dressed as an ICE officer for Halloween
October 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Alex Tuch once dressed as an ICE officer for Halloween
Today the digital board outside an elementary school had a 6 7 joke on it, time to sell your stock in that one
November 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Today the digital board outside an elementary school had a 6 7 joke on it, time to sell your stock in that one
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Sure is convenient how his party of pedocons ensures there's an endless supply of people living on the margins of society desperate for resources
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Sure is convenient how his party of pedocons ensures there's an endless supply of people living on the margins of society desperate for resources
Was very lucky to have neither my sarcastic thumbs up nor my fit of rage middle finger incur blowback
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Was very lucky to have neither my sarcastic thumbs up nor my fit of rage middle finger incur blowback
I do not think Rick George was particularly good at his job
November 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I do not think Rick George was particularly good at his job
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Even by his lofty standards, Nikola Jokic is on one: defector.com/even-by-his-...
Even By His Lofty Standards, Nikola Jokic Is On One | Defector
Nikola Jokic had another one of those what the hell is happening right now performances Wednesday night, against the unbelievably depressing Los Angeles Clippers, posting 55 points on 23 shots, plus…
defector.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Even by his lofty standards, Nikola Jokic is on one: defector.com/even-by-his-...
I really appreciate the number of 70 degree days while my face is in its exposed state
November 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I really appreciate the number of 70 degree days while my face is in its exposed state
Oh so suddenly it's illegal to talk about your (child) girlfriends (that you probably later sold to trump)
The emails that you’re seeing now are news in themselves, but that’s because of how they’re coming out—a congressional committee released them—& the context in which they’re being viewed. A guy emailing a reporter talking about old girlfriends or saying someone is “dirty” is not a whole news story.
November 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Oh so suddenly it's illegal to talk about your (child) girlfriends (that you probably later sold to trump)
Brett Favre can tune in to the TPUSA halftime show youtu.be/yjiVUnNJ4Ko?...
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Brett Favre can tune in to the TPUSA halftime show youtu.be/yjiVUnNJ4Ko?...
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Madison cawthorn was banished to the phantom zone because he told the truth about the cocaine orgies, and the press decided that there was nothing strange about that.
November 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Madison cawthorn was banished to the phantom zone because he told the truth about the cocaine orgies, and the press decided that there was nothing strange about that.
My eye doctor has now been absorbed by the SEO eye doctor network
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
My eye doctor has now been absorbed by the SEO eye doctor network
The senator will be joining fox and friends live from his hospital bed to blame aoc
November 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The senator will be joining fox and friends live from his hospital bed to blame aoc
This chiefs game feels like the first 2013 game with the role of "obvious fraud" flipped
November 13, 2025 at 6:46 AM
This chiefs game feels like the first 2013 game with the role of "obvious fraud" flipped
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Jokic - 55
Clippers starters - 54
LMAO
Clippers starters - 54
LMAO
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Jokic - 55
Clippers starters - 54
LMAO
Clippers starters - 54
LMAO
People aren't going to believe the things that were said about Jokic before spring 2023
November 13, 2025 at 6:09 AM
People aren't going to believe the things that were said about Jokic before spring 2023
When the iPhone arpeggio lines up with the song playing
November 13, 2025 at 5:37 AM
When the iPhone arpeggio lines up with the song playing
Real missed opportunity to not have this uniform matchup on 10//31
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Real missed opportunity to not have this uniform matchup on 10//31