resmrblondedog
@resmrblondedog.bsky.social
From NY. American Irish. Jets, Yankees, Rangers, and Knicks fan. Long-time lurker, occasional poster. I mostly like and reskeet.
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what’s your new year’s resolution? this is a question i actually decided to take seriously this time around, and after giving it some thought, i’ve decided on this resolution: to be more proactive about fooling people who don’t read to the end of posts before replying to them
December 31, 2025 at 5:01 PM
what’s your new year’s resolution? this is a question i actually decided to take seriously this time around, and after giving it some thought, i’ve decided on this resolution: to be more proactive about fooling people who don’t read to the end of posts before replying to them
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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getting into the Christmas spirit by starting fights with people on the internet, as Jesus Christ intended
December 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
getting into the Christmas spirit by starting fights with people on the internet, as Jesus Christ intended
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We were dead and now we're the hottest country in the world, the first country—quite frankly the only country—where a box of breakfast cereal costs $11. We're saying Merry Christmas, and also the r-slur, and we're getting back to saying "gay" so it means "stupid" again. Grown-ups are doing it now,
December 18, 2025 at 5:19 AM
We were dead and now we're the hottest country in the world, the first country—quite frankly the only country—where a box of breakfast cereal costs $11. We're saying Merry Christmas, and also the r-slur, and we're getting back to saying "gay" so it means "stupid" again. Grown-ups are doing it now,
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We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.
July 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.
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You know how there are some historical reenactment museum areas where you can go and see people dressed old timey churning butter and making horseshoes? There should be one that's a bar and kids can go listen to reenactors complain about their city's sports teams from different decades
November 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
You know how there are some historical reenactment museum areas where you can go and see people dressed old timey churning butter and making horseshoes? There should be one that's a bar and kids can go listen to reenactors complain about their city's sports teams from different decades
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If we really are living in a simulation created to drive people crazy with increasingly absurd shit, you have to hand it to whoever is running it because they're absolutely killing it right now.
February 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
If we really are living in a simulation created to drive people crazy with increasingly absurd shit, you have to hand it to whoever is running it because they're absolutely killing it right now.
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I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
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NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital.
CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one
PELOSI: Take the shot
CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one
PELOSI: Take the shot
June 24, 2025 at 6:23 AM
NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital.
CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one
PELOSI: Take the shot
CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one
PELOSI: Take the shot
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You have no idea what's coming
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
You have no idea what's coming
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I know it won't happen but a part of me I'm not proud of is absolutely fiending for stories of people who lived on the Upper East or Upper West Side of Manhattan, finally realized they were conservatives when Mamdani was elected, and now have to learn how to function in Jacksonville.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I know it won't happen but a part of me I'm not proud of is absolutely fiending for stories of people who lived on the Upper East or Upper West Side of Manhattan, finally realized they were conservatives when Mamdani was elected, and now have to learn how to function in Jacksonville.
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You wouldn’t think a day that started off with Dick Cheney dying could get this much better but here we are
November 5, 2025 at 5:59 AM
You wouldn’t think a day that started off with Dick Cheney dying could get this much better but here we are
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the cut to Michael Strahan, pure cinema
October 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
the cut to Michael Strahan, pure cinema
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Wasn’t able to watch WS live but apparently the Jonas Bros did some of a song at some point? I cannot express this urgently enough: NO. Baseball is not meant to be associated with entertainment. The beauty of baseball is its uninterrupted agony. The outside world must be barred from the stadiums.
October 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Wasn’t able to watch WS live but apparently the Jonas Bros did some of a song at some point? I cannot express this urgently enough: NO. Baseball is not meant to be associated with entertainment. The beauty of baseball is its uninterrupted agony. The outside world must be barred from the stadiums.
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Andrew Cuomo’s campaign just posted — and quickly deleted — this AI-generated ad depicting “criminals for Zohran Mamdani.”
Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.
Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.
October 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Andrew Cuomo’s campaign just posted — and quickly deleted — this AI-generated ad depicting “criminals for Zohran Mamdani.”
Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.
Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.
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Shoot for the stars. If you miss you’re now hurtling across the cosmos and worrying about it won’t really help anything. Just embrace the abyss and also next time do better math
October 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Shoot for the stars. If you miss you’re now hurtling across the cosmos and worrying about it won’t really help anything. Just embrace the abyss and also next time do better math
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I speak for the adults who had Far Side page a day calendars as kids
October 13, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I speak for the adults who had Far Side page a day calendars as kids
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My wife just did this. She has no memory of it but it definitely woke the kids and we have to get them back to sleep. I think the neighbor's kids are crying too?
October 8, 2025 at 3:51 AM
My wife just did this. She has no memory of it but it definitely woke the kids and we have to get them back to sleep. I think the neighbor's kids are crying too?
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Yankees fans eyes rolling completely back and turning black, heads tilting backwards at an impossible angle, and their jaws opening and opening horribly like a shark's as they all emit the PC Richard Whistle Sound as one.
October 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Yankees fans eyes rolling completely back and turning black, heads tilting backwards at an impossible angle, and their jaws opening and opening horribly like a shark's as they all emit the PC Richard Whistle Sound as one.
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Nobody:
Me on a Friday night: SHACKA LACKA DOO
Me on a Friday night: SHACKA LACKA DOO
September 27, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Nobody:
Me on a Friday night: SHACKA LACKA DOO
Me on a Friday night: SHACKA LACKA DOO