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@redequals5.bsky.social
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Rival Coach: GET SERIOUS!! THERE'S NO WAY YOU'LL TAKE A TEAM OF CLUMSY, MAID DRESS WEARING TWINKS ALL THE WAY TO THE SUPERBOWL
Me: That's--
("Ah!! The football is too heavy! Uweeeeh--" and a crash in the background, followed by "oouuu i tore my maid dress")
Me: That's where you're wrong, maybe
Me: That's--
("Ah!! The football is too heavy! Uweeeeh--" and a crash in the background, followed by "oouuu i tore my maid dress")
Me: That's where you're wrong, maybe
January 24, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Rival Coach: GET SERIOUS!! THERE'S NO WAY YOU'LL TAKE A TEAM OF CLUMSY, MAID DRESS WEARING TWINKS ALL THE WAY TO THE SUPERBOWL
Me: That's--
("Ah!! The football is too heavy! Uweeeeh--" and a crash in the background, followed by "oouuu i tore my maid dress")
Me: That's where you're wrong, maybe
Me: That's--
("Ah!! The football is too heavy! Uweeeeh--" and a crash in the background, followed by "oouuu i tore my maid dress")
Me: That's where you're wrong, maybe
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The existence of this agency, staffed the way it is today, is just completely incompatible with a democratic society.
"We have a nice little database. Now you're considered a domestic terrorist." www.reddit.com/r/Maine/comm...
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January 23, 2026 at 4:42 PM
The existence of this agency, staffed the way it is today, is just completely incompatible with a democratic society.
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I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
January 22, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
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ICE needs to mask to protect their identities, but ICE will publicize the names of protesters
ICE demands to be addressed respectfully, or ICE will call you a "fucking bitch"
ICE demands to be treated civilly, or ICE will fly into a rage and kill more innocents
ICE, the biggest snowflakes of all
ICE demands to be addressed respectfully, or ICE will call you a "fucking bitch"
ICE demands to be treated civilly, or ICE will fly into a rage and kill more innocents
ICE, the biggest snowflakes of all
January 16, 2026 at 4:27 PM
ICE needs to mask to protect their identities, but ICE will publicize the names of protesters
ICE demands to be addressed respectfully, or ICE will call you a "fucking bitch"
ICE demands to be treated civilly, or ICE will fly into a rage and kill more innocents
ICE, the biggest snowflakes of all
ICE demands to be addressed respectfully, or ICE will call you a "fucking bitch"
ICE demands to be treated civilly, or ICE will fly into a rage and kill more innocents
ICE, the biggest snowflakes of all
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You know how the hipster burned his mouth?
He was drinking coffee before it was cool.
He was drinking coffee before it was cool.
Should they have cared about all this before now? Yes.
Did you reach the right position before them? Sure, here's a gold star.
Do we need their numbers to make this work? Yes. Please stop acting like the hipster who knew about this band before anyone else. We actually do need the normies.
Did you reach the right position before them? Sure, here's a gold star.
Do we need their numbers to make this work? Yes. Please stop acting like the hipster who knew about this band before anyone else. We actually do need the normies.
January 11, 2026 at 8:03 PM
You know how the hipster burned his mouth?
He was drinking coffee before it was cool.
He was drinking coffee before it was cool.
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Vance: WHATS THE SECRET INGREDIENT
Me:
Me:
January 10, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Vance: WHATS THE SECRET INGREDIENT
Me:
Me:
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a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world behind jd vance
January 10, 2026 at 9:10 PM
a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world behind jd vance
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One of the reasons I push back as hard as I do on "cities are scary" nonsense is that I do not accept the view that we should treat unfounded fears as legitimate, and we have too long indulged the unfounded, racist fears of conservatives. And that in turn is leading to a moment...
January 10, 2026 at 12:12 PM
One of the reasons I push back as hard as I do on "cities are scary" nonsense is that I do not accept the view that we should treat unfounded fears as legitimate, and we have too long indulged the unfounded, racist fears of conservatives. And that in turn is leading to a moment...
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One day I will do this for Butters bsky.app/profile/theo...
Ken Burns Announces New 10-Part ‘Mr. Biscuits’ Documentary After Adopting Cat https://theonion.com/ken-burns-announces-new-10-part-mr-biscuits-documentary-after-adopting-cat/
January 9, 2026 at 5:07 PM
One day I will do this for Butters bsky.app/profile/theo...
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CNN graphics put the asterisk in the wrong place, it appears…
January 8, 2026 at 2:24 AM
CNN graphics put the asterisk in the wrong place, it appears…
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one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it
January 6, 2026 at 9:06 PM
one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it
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"What was your biggest impact on the Internet?"
I drew the original of this. (I storyboarded and assistant directed on this episode.) (Fry, "Shut up and take my money")
I drew the original of this. (I storyboarded and assistant directed on this episode.) (Fry, "Shut up and take my money")
December 31, 2025 at 4:00 AM
"What was your biggest impact on the Internet?"
I drew the original of this. (I storyboarded and assistant directed on this episode.) (Fry, "Shut up and take my money")
I drew the original of this. (I storyboarded and assistant directed on this episode.) (Fry, "Shut up and take my money")
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I met R2D2 on the street and he was not gracious at all. C3PO had to apologize for him like, he hasn’t had his crystals today. The crystals that he eats. He has to eat these it’s like cereal to him. He offered to take a pic w/me but I was like lol you are like the Ringo of this. You are below Wicket
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I met R2D2 on the street and he was not gracious at all. C3PO had to apologize for him like, he hasn’t had his crystals today. The crystals that he eats. He has to eat these it’s like cereal to him. He offered to take a pic w/me but I was like lol you are like the Ringo of this. You are below Wicket
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So, is there a MRS. Scrub Dadd—oh I’m so sorry, you folks have a good night
December 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
So, is there a MRS. Scrub Dadd—oh I’m so sorry, you folks have a good night
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An interactive exhibit at the Museum of Late America with a Tesla door handle mounted in a wall for kids to try to open
December 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
An interactive exhibit at the Museum of Late America with a Tesla door handle mounted in a wall for kids to try to open
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DEVIL: You shall stay forever young, but this picture of you will bear the marks of your sin!
DORIAN: Can I hide it?
DEVIL: Well, yes, but—
DORIAN: And there are no other consequences?
DEVIL: This… This picture will become so foul!
DORIAN: Again, probably I’ll hide the picture.
DORIAN: Can I hide it?
DEVIL: Well, yes, but—
DORIAN: And there are no other consequences?
DEVIL: This… This picture will become so foul!
DORIAN: Again, probably I’ll hide the picture.
July 2, 2023 at 3:01 PM
DEVIL: You shall stay forever young, but this picture of you will bear the marks of your sin!
DORIAN: Can I hide it?
DEVIL: Well, yes, but—
DORIAN: And there are no other consequences?
DEVIL: This… This picture will become so foul!
DORIAN: Again, probably I’ll hide the picture.
DORIAN: Can I hide it?
DEVIL: Well, yes, but—
DORIAN: And there are no other consequences?
DEVIL: This… This picture will become so foul!
DORIAN: Again, probably I’ll hide the picture.
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I got my ass beat because I’m an ally
Nah you're fine everyone already knows
December 27, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I got my ass beat because I’m an ally
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It is 2010 and Thomas Chatterton Williams is releasing an awful anti-woke memoir.
It is 2019 and Thomas Chatterton Williams is releasing an awful anti-woke memoir.
It is 2025 and Thomas Chatterton Williams is releasing an awful anti-woke memoir.
It is 2032 and
It is 2019 and Thomas Chatterton Williams is releasing an awful anti-woke memoir.
It is 2025 and Thomas Chatterton Williams is releasing an awful anti-woke memoir.
It is 2032 and
December 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
It is 2010 and Thomas Chatterton Williams is releasing an awful anti-woke memoir.
It is 2019 and Thomas Chatterton Williams is releasing an awful anti-woke memoir.
It is 2025 and Thomas Chatterton Williams is releasing an awful anti-woke memoir.
It is 2032 and
It is 2019 and Thomas Chatterton Williams is releasing an awful anti-woke memoir.
It is 2025 and Thomas Chatterton Williams is releasing an awful anti-woke memoir.
It is 2032 and
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The AFK grappler strategy (I was there the whole time)
August 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The AFK grappler strategy (I was there the whole time)
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Alan Dershowitz trying to download the “full Epstein library” but he already has a folder with that name
Just tried to search for Trump’s name in the Epstein files library on the DOJ’s website. You’ll be *shocked* to learn that there’s no mention of him whatsoever!
December 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Alan Dershowitz trying to download the “full Epstein library” but he already has a folder with that name