realaliross.bsky.social
@realaliross.bsky.social
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Have I shouted about this enough? The PBH Weekender! It's a comedy festival, in London, every show is pay what you like! COLAB Tower, from 1800 tomorrow. Come! Schedule is here:
linktr.ee/pbhweekender
June 26, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Hamsters seem pretty dumb running in their wheel, don't they?

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September 23, 2023 at 1:57 AM
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youre damn straight youre recording my call for quality and training purposes im the guy youve all been warned about lets do this
April 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Popes are chosen by God, making them the ultimate Dei hire
April 21, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Of course, the real winner of #TheTraitors is the slate manufacturing industry
January 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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ME: There's no i in team but there is one in pizza

HER: so you’re not going to share

ME: I am not going to share
January 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Of course Nero fiddled while Rome burned, we all know you should never heat your Neros they’ll only disappoint you.
January 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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When asked for advice for young entrepreneurs, the previous Duke of Westminster, Gerald Grosvenor, replied: “Make sure they have an ancestor who was a very close friend of William the Conqueror.” Today, less than 1% of the population owns at least half of England. @tortoisemedia.bsky.social
January 17, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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Wrong dog
December 27, 2024 at 2:16 PM
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This joke has had me chuckling for the last five minutes.
December 27, 2024 at 5:36 PM
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On the left, my image. On the right, the Al image that was clearly trained on, and designed to plagiarize, my image.

All Al generated imagery is inherently theft. It's unethical, environmentally disastrous, and does irreparable harm to both artists and society.
December 23, 2024 at 5:02 PM
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lollipop ladies should marry ice cream men and have hundreds and thousands of babies
December 23, 2024 at 7:53 AM
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SIMPLY HAVING A
December 14, 2024 at 1:23 PM
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the correct way to pronounce "pantomime" is "panto" because the mime is silent
December 13, 2024 at 4:14 AM
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‘Don’t man up….

Instead

‘…talk, cry, scream’

This is so important & very poignant from @mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social on men taking their ow lives
December 8, 2024 at 1:48 PM
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a (female) friend once pitched an idea in a writers’ room and it was basically ignored. two minutes later, zaltz pitched it verbatim. the producer responded positively and Zaltz said “thanks, actually [female comedian] said that two minutes ago, but maybe you didn’t hear it though the estrogen”.
December 4, 2024 at 9:45 PM
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🔴The Sheer Scale of the Conservative Local Government Auditing Scandal Is Only Now Becoming Clear

Billions of pounds in spending remains unaccounted for, with the National Audit Office unable to sign off the nation’s accounts, reports @davidhencke.bsky.social

bylinetimes.com/2024/11/27/t...
The Sheer Scale of the Conservative Local Government Auditing Scandal Is Only Now Becoming Clear
Billions of pounds in spending remains unaccounted for, with the National Audit Office unable to sign off the nation's accounts
bylinetimes.com
November 27, 2024 at 8:58 AM
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I wanna rock and roll 2 hours tops and party maybe every 14 days
November 22, 2024 at 5:02 AM