Have I shouted about this enough? The PBH Weekender! It's a comedy festival, in London, every show is pay what you like! COLAB Tower, from 1800 tomorrow. Come! Schedule is here:
linktr.ee/pbhweekender

Hamsters seem pretty dumb running in their wheel, don't they?

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youre damn straight youre recording my call for quality and training purposes im the guy youve all been warned about lets do this

Popes are chosen by God, making them the ultimate Dei hire

Of course, the real winner of #TheTraitors is the slate manufacturing industry

ME: There's no i in team but there is one in pizza

HER: so you’re not going to share

ME: I am not going to share

Of course Nero fiddled while Rome burned, we all know you should never heat your Neros they’ll only disappoint you.

When asked for advice for young entrepreneurs, the previous Duke of Westminster, Gerald Grosvenor, replied: “Make sure they have an ancestor who was a very close friend of William the Conqueror.” Today, less than 1% of the population owns at least half of England. @tortoisemedia.bsky.social

Wrong dog

This joke has had me chuckling for the last five minutes.

On the left, my image. On the right, the Al image that was clearly trained on, and designed to plagiarize, my image.

All Al generated imagery is inherently theft. It's unethical, environmentally disastrous, and does irreparable harm to both artists and society.

lollipop ladies should marry ice cream men and have hundreds and thousands of babies

SIMPLY HAVING A

the correct way to pronounce "pantomime" is "panto" because the mime is silent

‘Don’t man up….

Instead

‘…talk, cry, scream’

This is so important & very poignant from @mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social on men taking their ow lives

a (female) friend once pitched an idea in a writers’ room and it was basically ignored. two minutes later, zaltz pitched it verbatim. the producer responded positively and Zaltz said “thanks, actually [female comedian] said that two minutes ago, but maybe you didn’t hear it though the estrogen”.

🔴The Sheer Scale of the Conservative Local Government Auditing Scandal Is Only Now Becoming Clear

Billions of pounds in spending remains unaccounted for, with the National Audit Office unable to sign off the nation’s accounts, reports @davidhencke.bsky.social

bylinetimes.com/2024/11/27/t...

I wanna rock and roll 2 hours tops and party maybe every 14 days