James Ross
@jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social
Runs multi-award winning commie zone 1 £donations comedy night & PODCAST Quantum Leopard. Ex- Rusty Quill. He/him/hee hee hee http://linktr.ee/quantumleopard
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James Ross
@jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social
· May 15
Herman Melville’s Moby Dick. A tale of tragedy and destiny. Was Captain Ahab called Captain Ahab because he was Assigned Hunter At Birth? Or because All Hunters Are Bastards?
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Hello lovers and fighters. QUANTUM LEOPARD IS NEXT SAT and has @robinince.bsky.social @rachcreeger.bsky.social Caitriona Dowden & Fred Barber. Just 10 tickets left at time of writing, which is some, but not loads and loads, so hop on it if you're keen: www.ticketsource.co.uk/quantum-leop...
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February 15, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Hello lovers and fighters. QUANTUM LEOPARD IS NEXT SAT and has @robinince.bsky.social @rachcreeger.bsky.social Caitriona Dowden & Fred Barber. Just 10 tickets left at time of writing, which is some, but not loads and loads, so hop on it if you're keen: www.ticketsource.co.uk/quantum-leop...
Aren't all tattoos temporary tattoos if you acknowledge your own mortality?
February 16, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Aren't all tattoos temporary tattoos if you acknowledge your own mortality?
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People assume Scooby Doo is male but they actually go by rhey/rhem
February 14, 2026 at 7:59 PM
People assume Scooby Doo is male but they actually go by rhey/rhem
Hello lovers and fighters. QUANTUM LEOPARD IS NEXT SAT and has @robinince.bsky.social @rachcreeger.bsky.social Caitriona Dowden & Fred Barber. Just 10 tickets left at time of writing, which is some, but not loads and loads, so hop on it if you're keen: www.ticketsource.co.uk/quantum-leop...
www.ticketsource.co.uk
February 15, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Hello lovers and fighters. QUANTUM LEOPARD IS NEXT SAT and has @robinince.bsky.social @rachcreeger.bsky.social Caitriona Dowden & Fred Barber. Just 10 tickets left at time of writing, which is some, but not loads and loads, so hop on it if you're keen: www.ticketsource.co.uk/quantum-leop...
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Chester! Join us at @storyhouselive.bsky.social on Wednesday 18th for #halfterm giggles with @runitalwar.bsky.social, @jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social and Danny Pensive! Comedy! Games! Light ridiculousness!
🎟️ www.storyhouse.com/whats-on/com...
🎟️ www.storyhouse.com/whats-on/com...
February 11, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Chester! Join us at @storyhouselive.bsky.social on Wednesday 18th for #halfterm giggles with @runitalwar.bsky.social, @jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social and Danny Pensive! Comedy! Games! Light ridiculousness!
🎟️ www.storyhouse.com/whats-on/com...
🎟️ www.storyhouse.com/whats-on/com...
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Coooo! Tonight at XS, it's the return of delightful pigeon-fancier Toussaint Douglass! Not only that, but also @androjonny.bsky.social, @jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social, sketch duo The Mayor and His Daughter, and our own fancy pigeon @tobyhadoke.bsky.social www.wegottickets.com/xsmalarkey
February 3, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Coooo! Tonight at XS, it's the return of delightful pigeon-fancier Toussaint Douglass! Not only that, but also @androjonny.bsky.social, @jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social, sketch duo The Mayor and His Daughter, and our own fancy pigeon @tobyhadoke.bsky.social www.wegottickets.com/xsmalarkey
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Reminds me I came up with this solution to the problems of the new economic model in the arts back on Twitter
February 3, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Reminds me I came up with this solution to the problems of the new economic model in the arts back on Twitter
The latest episode of the Quantum Leopard podcast with ALEX FRANKLIN is out now if you fancy it, really interesting set and chat about trans identity and zoology: quantumleopard.podbean.com/e/episode-39...
Episode 39: Alex Franklin | The Quantum Leopard Podcast
Alex Franklin is a spectacular all rounder, comedian, singer, scientist and font of knowledge about pretty much anything you could ask!
Alongside a banger of a set Alex chats with host and MC James Ro...
quantumleopard.podbean.com
February 1, 2026 at 10:30 PM
The latest episode of the Quantum Leopard podcast with ALEX FRANKLIN is out now if you fancy it, really interesting set and chat about trans identity and zoology: quantumleopard.podbean.com/e/episode-39...
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On almost everything – fraud, polarisation, radicalisation, misinformation – evidence suggests that over 60s are in much more urgent need of online protection and education than teenagers.
But that issue gets zero political attention, and is a total non-starter. Nothing good will come of it.
But that issue gets zero political attention, and is a total non-starter. Nothing good will come of it.
This was a minor story on London news this morning - but suspect is a real cautionary (and alarming) tale of an older man getting radicalised online.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Sidcup man convicted aover explosive attack on Ulez camera
Kevin Rees's homemade bomb caused damage to vehicles and property including a child's bedroom.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 29, 2026 at 9:43 AM
On almost everything – fraud, polarisation, radicalisation, misinformation – evidence suggests that over 60s are in much more urgent need of online protection and education than teenagers.
But that issue gets zero political attention, and is a total non-starter. Nothing good will come of it.
But that issue gets zero political attention, and is a total non-starter. Nothing good will come of it.
Maybe Keir Starmer *is* good policies. Like Clark Kent and Superman, have you ever seen Keir Starmer and a good policy in the same place at the same time?
January 30, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Maybe Keir Starmer *is* good policies. Like Clark Kent and Superman, have you ever seen Keir Starmer and a good policy in the same place at the same time?
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It’s time to abolish tuition fees and cancel student debt.
Education is a public good, not a commodity.
Education is a public good, not a commodity.
January 29, 2026 at 6:40 PM
It’s time to abolish tuition fees and cancel student debt.
Education is a public good, not a commodity.
Education is a public good, not a commodity.
Contrary to popular belief, cows only have one stomach. They only have four stomachs if you offer them pudding
January 29, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Contrary to popular belief, cows only have one stomach. They only have four stomachs if you offer them pudding
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UK PEOPLE: this is REALLY IMPORTANT. If the government bans under-16s from using VPNs, then logically they must intend to REQUIRE AGE VERIFICATION FOR ALL VPN USE. Which will affect adults too!
*Your* right to anonymous web browsing is at risk!
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/754408
*Your* right to anonymous web browsing is at risk!
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/754408
January 27, 2026 at 12:20 PM
UK PEOPLE: this is REALLY IMPORTANT. If the government bans under-16s from using VPNs, then logically they must intend to REQUIRE AGE VERIFICATION FOR ALL VPN USE. Which will affect adults too!
*Your* right to anonymous web browsing is at risk!
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/754408
*Your* right to anonymous web browsing is at risk!
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/754408
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these two old men used to sit with each other on a park bench near my house. same time every day, never spoke a word to each other. yesterday, I got there early and put a single chess piece on the bench. now one is dead and the other was last seen boarding a flight to minsk.
January 28, 2026 at 4:44 PM
these two old men used to sit with each other on a park bench near my house. same time every day, never spoke a word to each other. yesterday, I got there early and put a single chess piece on the bench. now one is dead and the other was last seen boarding a flight to minsk.
Go out with a bang, not a whimper. Because bangs are more commitment-minded.
January 19, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Go out with a bang, not a whimper. Because bangs are more commitment-minded.
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look upon my works, ye mighty, and let me know what you think
January 12, 2026 at 7:37 PM
look upon my works, ye mighty, and let me know what you think
SEVEN tickets left for the first QL of 2026 on SATURDAY 17/01/26 w/ @jlukeroberts.bsky.social @adelecliff.bsky.social @presidentobonjo.bsky.social Niamh Simpson,Zoe Brownstone & more inc meeee MCing
www.ticketsource.co.uk/quantum-leop...
As ever pay what you like & a lovely time!
www.ticketsource.co.uk/quantum-leop...
As ever pay what you like & a lovely time!
www.ticketsource.co.uk
January 12, 2026 at 4:39 PM
SEVEN tickets left for the first QL of 2026 on SATURDAY 17/01/26 w/ @jlukeroberts.bsky.social @adelecliff.bsky.social @presidentobonjo.bsky.social Niamh Simpson,Zoe Brownstone & more inc meeee MCing
www.ticketsource.co.uk/quantum-leop...
As ever pay what you like & a lovely time!
www.ticketsource.co.uk/quantum-leop...
As ever pay what you like & a lovely time!
It's called a Praying Mantis but they're actually more spiritual than religious
January 8, 2026 at 4:49 PM
It's called a Praying Mantis but they're actually more spiritual than religious
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Trying to explain to Mrs Beth that I need to buy a 3D printer so I can print a face hugger for my CPAP machine
January 8, 2026 at 8:35 AM
Trying to explain to Mrs Beth that I need to buy a 3D printer so I can print a face hugger for my CPAP machine
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If the Palestine Action hunger strikers die - which they could do at any moment, as they are now very close to the end - it will be the government that killed them. Today’s column explains why. Please share, and write urgently to your MP.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Let’s be clear: if the Palestine Action hunger strikers die, the government will bear moral responsibility | George Monbiot
The three remaining hunger strikers have been convicted of nothing. Yet with astonishing cruelty, ministers refuse to listen to their reasonable demands, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot
www.theguardian.com
January 7, 2026 at 8:07 AM
If the Palestine Action hunger strikers die - which they could do at any moment, as they are now very close to the end - it will be the government that killed them. Today’s column explains why. Please share, and write urgently to your MP.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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My partner wonders why our toddler prefers me, it's simple just sit on the floor while they play and PUT YOUR FUCKING PHONE DOWN
January 3, 2026 at 5:20 PM
My partner wonders why our toddler prefers me, it's simple just sit on the floor while they play and PUT YOUR FUCKING PHONE DOWN
Hey everyone, tickets are LIVE and on general release for the first QL of 2026, 17/01/26 w/ JOHN LUKE ROBERTS, Adele Cliff, President Obonjo, Zoe Brownstone, Niamh Simpson, meeee MCing and a bunch of lovely fives. Book in if you fancy!
www.ticketsource.co.uk/quantum-leop...
www.ticketsource.co.uk/quantum-leop...
www.ticketsource.co.uk
January 3, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Hey everyone, tickets are LIVE and on general release for the first QL of 2026, 17/01/26 w/ JOHN LUKE ROBERTS, Adele Cliff, President Obonjo, Zoe Brownstone, Niamh Simpson, meeee MCing and a bunch of lovely fives. Book in if you fancy!
www.ticketsource.co.uk/quantum-leop...
www.ticketsource.co.uk/quantum-leop...
Nothing quite makes one nostalgic for one's youth like an imperialist invasion of an oil-rich nation
January 3, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Nothing quite makes one nostalgic for one's youth like an imperialist invasion of an oil-rich nation
Clearing out the kitchen cupboards and realising that there is such a thing as structural mustard
January 3, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Clearing out the kitchen cupboards and realising that there is such a thing as structural mustard
The latest episode of the Quantum Leopard podcast w/ Hasan Al-Habib is out now! A cracking set and a lovely chat this one, get it in your ears:
quantumleopard.podbean.com/e/episode-38...
quantumleopard.podbean.com/e/episode-38...
Episode 38: Hasan Al-Habib | The Quantum Leopard Podcast
Happy New Year to you all! ٱلسَّلَامُ عَلَيْكُمْ We start the year with an absolute belter: The lovely and handsome doctor Hasan Al-Habib! Hasan is an incredible award-winning comic and an absolute de...
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January 2, 2026 at 4:15 PM
The latest episode of the Quantum Leopard podcast w/ Hasan Al-Habib is out now! A cracking set and a lovely chat this one, get it in your ears:
quantumleopard.podbean.com/e/episode-38...
quantumleopard.podbean.com/e/episode-38...