James Ross
@jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social
Runs multi-award winning commie zone 1 £donations comedy night & PODCAST Quantum Leopard. Ex- Rusty Quill. He/him/hee hee hee http://linktr.ee/quantumleopard
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James Ross
@jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social
· May 15
Herman Melville’s Moby Dick. A tale of tragedy and destiny. Was Captain Ahab called Captain Ahab because he was Assigned Hunter At Birth? Or because All Hunters Are Bastards?
Threads is a Christmas movie
December 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Threads is a Christmas movie
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Wanna feel old? The Trex from Jurassic Park is now 65million and 32 years old
December 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Wanna feel old? The Trex from Jurassic Park is now 65million and 32 years old
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babe let's make this bauhaus a bauhome
December 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
babe let's make this bauhaus a bauhome
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actually i prefer savory caroline
December 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
actually i prefer savory caroline
Full solidarity to @robinince.bsky.social . The next time some prick wangs on about how You Can't Say Anything Anymore remind them about this:
Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.
December 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Full solidarity to @robinince.bsky.social . The next time some prick wangs on about how You Can't Say Anything Anymore remind them about this:
If a psychic medium successfully contacts the dead, they get promoted to being a psychic very good
December 11, 2025 at 10:29 AM
If a psychic medium successfully contacts the dead, they get promoted to being a psychic very good
Can't help but feel that communion would be more popular if our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ was a gingerbread man
December 9, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Can't help but feel that communion would be more popular if our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ was a gingerbread man
Observational humour is a lot like sex in the sense that you'll be closer to your audience if you put it in the second person
December 9, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Observational humour is a lot like sex in the sense that you'll be closer to your audience if you put it in the second person
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Once I’d finally perfected my cloning machine I was beside myself.
December 1, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Once I’d finally perfected my cloning machine I was beside myself.
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Unlike the debunked “millionaire exodus”, Britain’s young workers really are leaving in droves— 174,000+ since March 2024.
The motor of our economy walking away is a crisis that really should worry us.
🧵So, why are they leaving and how can we stop it? 1/9
The motor of our economy walking away is a crisis that really should worry us.
🧵So, why are they leaving and how can we stop it? 1/9
December 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Unlike the debunked “millionaire exodus”, Britain’s young workers really are leaving in droves— 174,000+ since March 2024.
The motor of our economy walking away is a crisis that really should worry us.
🧵So, why are they leaving and how can we stop it? 1/9
The motor of our economy walking away is a crisis that really should worry us.
🧵So, why are they leaving and how can we stop it? 1/9
What if octopuses have three hearts as an evolutionary adaptation that allows them to love like they've never been hurt?
December 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
What if octopuses have three hearts as an evolutionary adaptation that allows them to love like they've never been hurt?
I do nude modelling. By which I mean, I do not pose naked, but I project what, statistically, would happen if I did
December 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I do nude modelling. By which I mean, I do not pose naked, but I project what, statistically, would happen if I did
I have experienced the love that dare not speak its name. By which I mean I once got off with someone in a very strict library
December 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I have experienced the love that dare not speak its name. By which I mean I once got off with someone in a very strict library
As a pirate, I am married to the sea. But the sea be a harsh mistress. So I am cheating on the sea with the sea.
December 2, 2025 at 10:56 PM
As a pirate, I am married to the sea. But the sea be a harsh mistress. So I am cheating on the sea with the sea.
I have a phonographic memory; I can only remember things when poked with a needle
December 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I have a phonographic memory; I can only remember things when poked with a needle
Do you need to assert your dominance in a room? Don't dunk a biscuit in your tea. Dunk a tea on your biscuit. Nothing says come and have a go if you think you're hard enough like the smell of scalded hand skin slowly crumbling a sodden ginger nut
December 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Do you need to assert your dominance in a room? Don't dunk a biscuit in your tea. Dunk a tea on your biscuit. Nothing says come and have a go if you think you're hard enough like the smell of scalded hand skin slowly crumbling a sodden ginger nut
I’ve been thinking about presenting yourself confidently in a room. The classic advice is to imagine your audience naked. If you’re anything like me, and I know I certainly am, you’re so body confident that’s it’s actually more helpful if I imagine myself naked.
December 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I’ve been thinking about presenting yourself confidently in a room. The classic advice is to imagine your audience naked. If you’re anything like me, and I know I certainly am, you’re so body confident that’s it’s actually more helpful if I imagine myself naked.
Hey all, the latest episode of the Quantum Leopard podcast with Alastair Clark is out now! Cracking set and a really lovely chat this one, adult autists will particularly enjoy I think:
quantumleopard.podbean.com/e/episode-37...
quantumleopard.podbean.com/e/episode-37...
Episode 37: Alastair Clark | The Quantum Leopard Podcast
Alastair Clark is one of the loveliest people I've ever met. Not only an instrumental part of the PBH Free Fringe Weekender, gig organiser, booker and shining light of the Northern comedy scene, he's ...
quantumleopard.podbean.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Hey all, the latest episode of the Quantum Leopard podcast with Alastair Clark is out now! Cracking set and a really lovely chat this one, adult autists will particularly enjoy I think:
quantumleopard.podbean.com/e/episode-37...
quantumleopard.podbean.com/e/episode-37...
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Made a colour variant Mr. Blobby because nobody can stop me anymore. I am beyond consequences.
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Made a colour variant Mr. Blobby because nobody can stop me anymore. I am beyond consequences.
In France a pom pom is called an apple apple
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 AM
In France a pom pom is called an apple apple
Cardi B is short for “Spare Cardigan”
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Cardi B is short for “Spare Cardigan”
Richard IV is short for Richard Intravenous
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Richard IV is short for Richard Intravenous
A crowbar is the only tool clever enough to use itself
November 24, 2025 at 9:19 AM
A crowbar is the only tool clever enough to use itself
Baby cheetahs - they grow up so fast
November 24, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Baby cheetahs - they grow up so fast