James Ross
@jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social
Runs multi-award winning commie zone 1 £donations comedy night & PODCAST Quantum Leopard. Ex- Rusty Quill. He/him/hee hee hee http://linktr.ee/quantumleopard
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James Ross
@jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social
· May 15
Herman Melville’s Moby Dick. A tale of tragedy and destiny. Was Captain Ahab called Captain Ahab because he was Assigned Hunter At Birth? Or because All Hunters Are Bastards?
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I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
I think it's time we acknowledged that travel doesn't make you more interesting. It just means that you're boring further away
November 13, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I think it's time we acknowledged that travel doesn't make you more interesting. It just means that you're boring further away
Isn’t every bracelet a friendship bracelet if there's love in your heart?
November 13, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Isn’t every bracelet a friendship bracelet if there's love in your heart?
Isn’t all heart surgery is open heart surgery if your surgeon is emotionally available?
November 13, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Isn’t all heart surgery is open heart surgery if your surgeon is emotionally available?
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The incredible James Ross is back by popular demand in Hastings this coming Saturday 22nd at the Electric Palace with his wonderful show Guess Who? 2: Now Even Guessier.
Last year was a sell out so get your tickets now!
@jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social
www.electricpalacecinema.com/whats-on/gue...
Last year was a sell out so get your tickets now!
@jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social
www.electricpalacecinema.com/whats-on/gue...
Guess Who performance: Now even guessier - What's On
Remember the childhood game Guess Who? Come along for that, but based on vibes, and played with YOU the lovely audience! Comedian James Ross brings this very silly party show back to Hastings by popul...
www.electricpalacecinema.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The incredible James Ross is back by popular demand in Hastings this coming Saturday 22nd at the Electric Palace with his wonderful show Guess Who? 2: Now Even Guessier.
Last year was a sell out so get your tickets now!
@jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social
www.electricpalacecinema.com/whats-on/gue...
Last year was a sell out so get your tickets now!
@jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social
www.electricpalacecinema.com/whats-on/gue...
People in HASTINGS, I am doing my very silly 2025 fringe show JAMES ROSS DOES GUESS WHO 2: NOW EVEN GUESSIER at the Electric Palace on Saturday 22nd Nov. Special extended one (with interval!). Do pop along if you're free!
www.electricpalacecinema.com/whats-on/gue...
www.electricpalacecinema.com/whats-on/gue...
Guess Who performance: Now even guessier - What's On
Remember the childhood game Guess Who? Come along for that, but based on vibes, and played with YOU the lovely audience! Comedian James Ross brings this very silly party show back to Hastings by popul...
www.electricpalacecinema.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
People in HASTINGS, I am doing my very silly 2025 fringe show JAMES ROSS DOES GUESS WHO 2: NOW EVEN GUESSIER at the Electric Palace on Saturday 22nd Nov. Special extended one (with interval!). Do pop along if you're free!
www.electricpalacecinema.com/whats-on/gue...
www.electricpalacecinema.com/whats-on/gue...
Hey all, just SIX tickets left for Saturday's 10 out of 10 special if you fancy a last minute night out:
www.ticketsource.co.uk/quantum-leop...
www.ticketsource.co.uk/quantum-leop...
www.ticketsource.co.uk
November 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Hey all, just SIX tickets left for Saturday's 10 out of 10 special if you fancy a last minute night out:
www.ticketsource.co.uk/quantum-leop...
www.ticketsource.co.uk/quantum-leop...
Bored of sweet potatoes. I want potatoes that are manipulative and emotionally withholding
November 4, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Bored of sweet potatoes. I want potatoes that are manipulative and emotionally withholding
"Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars" you say without considering for a moment that if you were to be flown to the moon you would still be on average 1AU from the nearest star. You amateur. You fucking idiot.
November 4, 2025 at 1:38 PM
"Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars" you say without considering for a moment that if you were to be flown to the moon you would still be on average 1AU from the nearest star. You amateur. You fucking idiot.
Make sure your lovemaking is thorough. Don't just give head, give shoulders, knees and toes.
November 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Make sure your lovemaking is thorough. Don't just give head, give shoulders, knees and toes.
Much is made of Peak Oil, the time when global oil production maximum rate, after which production will gradually decline. Less is made of the fact of the greater tragedy that at 40 I am now at Peak Compliment.
November 4, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Much is made of Peak Oil, the time when global oil production maximum rate, after which production will gradually decline. Less is made of the fact of the greater tragedy that at 40 I am now at Peak Compliment.
Podcast enjoyers may like to know that the latest episode of the Quantum Leopard podcast featuring Bronwyn Sweeney is out now! quantumleopard.podbean.com/e/episode-36...
Episode 36: Bronwyn Sweeney | The Quantum Leopard Podcast
Bronwyn Sweeney is an absolute belter of a performer. She's also one of QL's Champion of Champions! A fitting title for someone so genuinely delightful to have on stage. And this is the very set that ...
quantumleopard.podbean.com
November 1, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Podcast enjoyers may like to know that the latest episode of the Quantum Leopard podcast featuring Bronwyn Sweeney is out now! quantumleopard.podbean.com/e/episode-36...
The British Library Sound Archive is preserving the Quantum Leopard podcast as part of their archive! They're super selective so it's a real honour to have something we've worked so hard on saved for posterity.
Look us up in your podcast app of choice or at quantumleopard.podbean.com
Look us up in your podcast app of choice or at quantumleopard.podbean.com
The Quantum Leopard Podcast | James Ross
Host and MC James Ross interviews the UKs top comedians, alongside their sets from London’s loveliest comedy night: Quantum Leopard!
quantumleopard.podbean.com
October 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The British Library Sound Archive is preserving the Quantum Leopard podcast as part of their archive! They're super selective so it's a real honour to have something we've worked so hard on saved for posterity.
Look us up in your podcast app of choice or at quantumleopard.podbean.com
Look us up in your podcast app of choice or at quantumleopard.podbean.com
There are no small parts, only small actors. But it's important to remember it's still possible to choke on a small actor.
October 26, 2025 at 11:27 AM
There are no small parts, only small actors. But it's important to remember it's still possible to choke on a small actor.
Fun fact: the term "autocorrect" was initially coined to describe my opinions.
October 26, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Fun fact: the term "autocorrect" was initially coined to describe my opinions.
A.A. Milne’s full name is Anti-Aircraft Milne.
October 26, 2025 at 11:25 AM
A.A. Milne’s full name is Anti-Aircraft Milne.
Professional rock paper scissors? You'll be making money hand over fist.
October 26, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Professional rock paper scissors? You'll be making money hand over fist.
A: "We've found the murder weapon."
B: "What is it?"
A: "Three tablespoons of cornflour."
B: "Ah." [eyes narrow] "The plot thickens."
B: "What is it?"
A: "Three tablespoons of cornflour."
B: "Ah." [eyes narrow] "The plot thickens."
October 26, 2025 at 11:23 AM
A: "We've found the murder weapon."
B: "What is it?"
A: "Three tablespoons of cornflour."
B: "Ah." [eyes narrow] "The plot thickens."
B: "What is it?"
A: "Three tablespoons of cornflour."
B: "Ah." [eyes narrow] "The plot thickens."
Next QL! There will be TEN ACTS each doing TEN MINUTES. No headliner, no opener, no fives, I'll be doing a bit of MCing, and that's it, that's the plan. If it works, I'll do it again next year. If it doesn't work I will never do it again. Seem fair?
www.ticketsource.co.uk/quantum-leop...
www.ticketsource.co.uk/quantum-leop...
www.ticketsource.co.uk
October 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Next QL! There will be TEN ACTS each doing TEN MINUTES. No headliner, no opener, no fives, I'll be doing a bit of MCing, and that's it, that's the plan. If it works, I'll do it again next year. If it doesn't work I will never do it again. Seem fair?
www.ticketsource.co.uk/quantum-leop...
www.ticketsource.co.uk/quantum-leop...
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The latest Quantum Leopard w/ Joz Norris as Hugh Jackman, Rosie Holt MP, Hasan Al-Habib, Sarah Gaul et al is now available on Patreon! Rates start at £1 a month and we only charge when a new live show video comes out, so that's like £11 a year. What a steal!
www.patreon.com/posts/quantu...
www.patreon.com/posts/quantu...
Quantum Leopard 11/10/25 w/ Joz Norris | Quantum Leopard
Get more from Quantum Leopard on Patreon
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October 24, 2025 at 12:54 PM
The latest Quantum Leopard w/ Joz Norris as Hugh Jackman, Rosie Holt MP, Hasan Al-Habib, Sarah Gaul et al is now available on Patreon! Rates start at £1 a month and we only charge when a new live show video comes out, so that's like £11 a year. What a steal!
www.patreon.com/posts/quantu...
www.patreon.com/posts/quantu...
Maybe Bronze Age civilisations wouldn't have collapsed so hard if someone checked in on them from time to time to see how they were feeling.
October 25, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Maybe Bronze Age civilisations wouldn't have collapsed so hard if someone checked in on them from time to time to see how they were feeling.
Leopard print is all the more impressive when you remember that the first typesetters had to roll a freshly inked leopard on the material each time.
October 25, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Leopard print is all the more impressive when you remember that the first typesetters had to roll a freshly inked leopard on the material each time.
Science can build a computer that can beat Gary Kasparov at chess. But can it build a computer that will beat Gary Kasparov at love? He’s been divorced twice so I think the answer is “yes”.
October 25, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Science can build a computer that can beat Gary Kasparov at chess. But can it build a computer that will beat Gary Kasparov at love? He’s been divorced twice so I think the answer is “yes”.
The latest Quantum Leopard w/ Joz Norris as Hugh Jackman, Rosie Holt MP, Hasan Al-Habib, Sarah Gaul et al is now available on Patreon! Rates start at £1 a month and we only charge when a new live show video comes out, so that's like £11 a year. What a steal!
www.patreon.com/posts/quantu...
www.patreon.com/posts/quantu...
Quantum Leopard 11/10/25 w/ Joz Norris | Quantum Leopard
Get more from Quantum Leopard on Patreon
www.patreon.com
October 24, 2025 at 12:54 PM
The latest Quantum Leopard w/ Joz Norris as Hugh Jackman, Rosie Holt MP, Hasan Al-Habib, Sarah Gaul et al is now available on Patreon! Rates start at £1 a month and we only charge when a new live show video comes out, so that's like £11 a year. What a steal!
www.patreon.com/posts/quantu...
www.patreon.com/posts/quantu...
A lemongrass is what you call a lemon that can't keep its fucking mouth shut
October 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
A lemongrass is what you call a lemon that can't keep its fucking mouth shut