William Stone
@itswilliamstone.bsky.social
BBC new comedy award finalist. Host of Live At The Moth Club on Dave
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Live comedy gigs this coming week
November 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Live comedy gigs this coming week
Fathers for JustEat
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Fathers for JustEat
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The Assassination of My Bank Balance by the Coward Delicious Pints.
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The Assassination of My Bank Balance by the Coward Delicious Pints.
Live comedy gigs this coming week
November 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Live comedy gigs this coming week
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Yes I think I'll have the "what's the story guacamole"
September 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Yes I think I'll have the "what's the story guacamole"
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Sad how we live in a world where someone can get paid for an article about how they never wash their bread knife yet nobody will pay for my screenplay Phantom of the Airport (a disfigured man lives in the eaves of Gatwick Airport, visits a flight attendant in her dreams and teaches her to fly 747s).
October 21, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Sad how we live in a world where someone can get paid for an article about how they never wash their bread knife yet nobody will pay for my screenplay Phantom of the Airport (a disfigured man lives in the eaves of Gatwick Airport, visits a flight attendant in her dreams and teaches her to fly 747s).
During my time as an explorer I visited over a thousand islands and almost all of them used the same dressing.
October 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
During my time as an explorer I visited over a thousand islands and almost all of them used the same dressing.
You'd think AI would be smarter considering it has the same initials as Albert Inestein 🙄
October 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
You'd think AI would be smarter considering it has the same initials as Albert Inestein 🙄
He did what now??
October 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
He did what now??
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Fremen’s reaction to me describing the floor of a South Western train toilet.
a man with a beard and a scarf around his head looks at the camera
ALT: a man with a beard and a scarf around his head looks at the camera
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October 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Fremen’s reaction to me describing the floor of a South Western train toilet.
Trying to figure out how every scaffolding company in Brighton has access to my self-tape audition calendar.
September 30, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Trying to figure out how every scaffolding company in Brighton has access to my self-tape audition calendar.
Turned down the part of Narcissus because I refuse to put on weight for a role
September 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Turned down the part of Narcissus because I refuse to put on weight for a role
Yes I think I'll have the "what's the story guacamole"
September 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Yes I think I'll have the "what's the story guacamole"
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It's not fair to label everyone who paints a red cross on a roundabout a racist or thick. I'm sure plenty of them are both.
August 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
It's not fair to label everyone who paints a red cross on a roundabout a racist or thick. I'm sure plenty of them are both.
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of ..
*BORAT VOICE*
my wife
*BORAT VOICE*
my wife
September 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of ..
*BORAT VOICE*
my wife
*BORAT VOICE*
my wife
I've always maintained I've never been hypnotised but then again how do I know
September 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I've always maintained I've never been hypnotised but then again how do I know
I often think about that Mark Twain quote "comparison becomes the end of joy". Obviously im paraphrasing, he probably put it a lot better
September 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I often think about that Mark Twain quote "comparison becomes the end of joy". Obviously im paraphrasing, he probably put it a lot better
Humans advanced faster due to the evolution of opposable thumbs which enabled them to hitchhike long before other species.
September 1, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Humans advanced faster due to the evolution of opposable thumbs which enabled them to hitchhike long before other species.
Just watched Nonnas on Netflix and can confirm it passes the bechamel test
August 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Just watched Nonnas on Netflix and can confirm it passes the bechamel test
I don't like spending time with my grandparents because they remind me of my own mortality. Which I would argue is not dinner table conversation
August 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I don't like spending time with my grandparents because they remind me of my own mortality. Which I would argue is not dinner table conversation
It's not fair to label everyone who paints a red cross on a roundabout a racist or thick. I'm sure plenty of them are both.
August 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
It's not fair to label everyone who paints a red cross on a roundabout a racist or thick. I'm sure plenty of them are both.
Starting to call closeted homophobes "frenemies of Dorothy"
August 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Starting to call closeted homophobes "frenemies of Dorothy"
The trouble with growing up near a light house is I can only get to sleep if the light is on. Then off. Then on.
August 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The trouble with growing up near a light house is I can only get to sleep if the light is on. Then off. Then on.
My mum's a palm reader. She's also dyslexic, so she can tell you your future but not necessarily in the right order
August 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
My mum's a palm reader. She's also dyslexic, so she can tell you your future but not necessarily in the right order
It's taken a lot of discipline and hard work but I've finall got the body of the men you see on the front of magazines
*Angling Times
*Angling Times
August 26, 2025 at 11:15 AM
It's taken a lot of discipline and hard work but I've finall got the body of the men you see on the front of magazines
*Angling Times
*Angling Times