William Stone
@itswilliamstone.bsky.social
BBC new comedy award finalist. Host of Live At The Moth Club on Dave
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Fun fact about me
November 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Fun fact about me
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House Guest Etiquette. Not really what this is about but you're supposed to write something to draw people in
November 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
House Guest Etiquette. Not really what this is about but you're supposed to write something to draw people in
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I hear a lot of people going on about how the prison cells in Sweden are like holiday camps. What they don’t tell you is that you have to put them together yourself.
January 14, 2026 at 5:27 PM
I hear a lot of people going on about how the prison cells in Sweden are like holiday camps. What they don’t tell you is that you have to put them together yourself.
I like my men like my tins of quality street. Stacked, near the entrance of ASDA.
I like my men how I like my coffee: a formerly great pleasure reduced to transactional necessity.
I like my men how I like my coffee, forgotten in a cupboard behind a tin of beans
January 14, 2026 at 5:57 PM
I like my men like my tins of quality street. Stacked, near the entrance of ASDA.
I hear a lot of people going on about how the prison cells in Sweden are like holiday camps. What they don’t tell you is that you have to put them together yourself.
January 14, 2026 at 5:27 PM
I hear a lot of people going on about how the prison cells in Sweden are like holiday camps. What they don’t tell you is that you have to put them together yourself.
The reason I’m so JACKED is because from an early age I started taking supplements. It’s also the reason I lost my job at W H Smiths.
January 14, 2026 at 3:59 PM
The reason I’m so JACKED is because from an early age I started taking supplements. It’s also the reason I lost my job at W H Smiths.
Over Christmas I was looking through some of my old baby photos. And you know what they’re kind of amazing, I know that sounds like a brag, but most babies can’t even hold a camera.
January 14, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Over Christmas I was looking through some of my old baby photos. And you know what they’re kind of amazing, I know that sounds like a brag, but most babies can’t even hold a camera.
Not my house, but I know my way around
January 13, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Not my house, but I know my way around
Get that ‘on holiday’ feeling by simply driving on the wrong side of the road
January 13, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Get that ‘on holiday’ feeling by simply driving on the wrong side of the road
My dad was considered one of the best mime artists of his generation. So humble though, never talked about it.
January 13, 2026 at 7:14 PM
My dad was considered one of the best mime artists of his generation. So humble though, never talked about it.
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The Void :
Who you starin’ at fam?
Who you starin’ at fam?
January 12, 2026 at 12:51 PM
The Void :
Who you starin’ at fam?
Who you starin’ at fam?
My Dad would always tell me to question everything then get angry when I asked why
January 9, 2026 at 1:16 PM
My Dad would always tell me to question everything then get angry when I asked why
When they finally translate Wile E Coyote.
FUCK OFF TNT
January 8, 2026 at 3:18 PM
When they finally translate Wile E Coyote.
Tried to tell my niece that “why are there no aspirin’s in the jungle” joke and messed up the punchline. This is why I don’t do tropical humour.
January 8, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Tried to tell my niece that “why are there no aspirin’s in the jungle” joke and messed up the punchline. This is why I don’t do tropical humour.
Fred Durst so Kirsten could Dunst.
January 8, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Fred Durst so Kirsten could Dunst.
Laptops were invented so goths could write in the dark.
January 8, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Laptops were invented so goths could write in the dark.
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"Look what this terrible person said on twitter"
no
no
January 8, 2026 at 1:11 PM
"Look what this terrible person said on twitter"
no
no
Sometimes I dislike myself because I think of everything in the universe as if I’m at it’s absolute centre. The worst part is no one else can relate.
January 8, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Sometimes I dislike myself because I think of everything in the universe as if I’m at it’s absolute centre. The worst part is no one else can relate.
Seems unfair that no matter what age you are, a bag for life costs the same
January 7, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Seems unfair that no matter what age you are, a bag for life costs the same
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The last few days did not move the main story forward AT ALL. It's just a guy eating little treats and doing nothing. And so many plot holes. He says, "no more little treats," and then he's eating another little treat in literally the next scene.
December 29, 2025 at 10:24 AM
The last few days did not move the main story forward AT ALL. It's just a guy eating little treats and doing nothing. And so many plot holes. He says, "no more little treats," and then he's eating another little treat in literally the next scene.
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Did you know this about Home Alone?
December 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Did you know this about Home Alone?
Did you know this about Home Alone?
December 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Did you know this about Home Alone?
Annual reminder that the song Rudolph the Red nosed Reindeer is an allegorical tale about how if you are in any way unusual, society will only accept you once they find a use for you. Merry Christmas 🎅🏾
December 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Annual reminder that the song Rudolph the Red nosed Reindeer is an allegorical tale about how if you are in any way unusual, society will only accept you once they find a use for you. Merry Christmas 🎅🏾