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look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
December 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
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Ahhh hell the government is taking MY HARD EARNED MONEY to build ESSENTIAL SERVICES NECESSARY FOR MYSELF AND GREATER SOCIETY and I'm mad as hell
December 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Ahhh hell the government is taking MY HARD EARNED MONEY to build ESSENTIAL SERVICES NECESSARY FOR MYSELF AND GREATER SOCIETY and I'm mad as hell
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Climate Change is Nature’s way of telling humans to fuck off. Well, I’m not prepared to be spoken to like that! [*punches cactus*]
December 27, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Climate Change is Nature’s way of telling humans to fuck off. Well, I’m not prepared to be spoken to like that! [*punches cactus*]
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If a bear attacks you, stay calm. Try to see the situation from their point of view
November 28, 2024 at 5:48 AM
If a bear attacks you, stay calm. Try to see the situation from their point of view
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In case of racist uncles or dead moms or someone saying "only two genders" or your gifts didn't arrive on time or you have a tummy ache or this day is just awkward and you wish it was over:
Arlo loves you as you are. You can be okay anyway and it's okay to not be okay. Happy Thursday!
Arlo loves you as you are. You can be okay anyway and it's okay to not be okay. Happy Thursday!
December 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
In case of racist uncles or dead moms or someone saying "only two genders" or your gifts didn't arrive on time or you have a tummy ache or this day is just awkward and you wish it was over:
Arlo loves you as you are. You can be okay anyway and it's okay to not be okay. Happy Thursday!
Arlo loves you as you are. You can be okay anyway and it's okay to not be okay. Happy Thursday!
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All I asked Santa for this year was to get hit by a speeding garbage truck.
December 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
All I asked Santa for this year was to get hit by a speeding garbage truck.
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How about we do some improving of systems and preventing future harm
December 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
How about we do some improving of systems and preventing future harm
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joke's on you, bullies—there's nowhere I'd rather be than inside my locker
December 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
joke's on you, bullies—there's nowhere I'd rather be than inside my locker
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Escalate any disagreement by saying “here we go” whenever someone starts talking
December 13, 2023 at 2:45 PM
Escalate any disagreement by saying “here we go” whenever someone starts talking
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you start out with a stupid mean weird guy. you let him have some arguments online for a decade or so. then you let him decide what science means for everyone
December 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
you start out with a stupid mean weird guy. you let him have some arguments online for a decade or so. then you let him decide what science means for everyone
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They came to me and they said "Sir it's time for your weekly cognitive test, something we make all healthy presidents do" and I said thank you. That's very nice
December 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
They came to me and they said "Sir it's time for your weekly cognitive test, something we make all healthy presidents do" and I said thank you. That's very nice
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another great friday. hit the gym at 6am, closed three business deals, and am now enjoying espresso martinis with three thin, tattoo-free slovenian models on my speed oat
December 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
another great friday. hit the gym at 6am, closed three business deals, and am now enjoying espresso martinis with three thin, tattoo-free slovenian models on my speed oat
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taking the bra of my mind off
December 20, 2025 at 8:41 AM
taking the bra of my mind off
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I love working at the Department of Justice and participating in a conspiracy to cover up the demented 80 year old president's sex crimes. I spend 18 hours a day redacting documents and there's a putrid husk where my soul used to be
December 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I love working at the Department of Justice and participating in a conspiracy to cover up the demented 80 year old president's sex crimes. I spend 18 hours a day redacting documents and there's a putrid husk where my soul used to be
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I'm just a goblin girl living in a barbie world
December 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I'm just a goblin girl living in a barbie world
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Everyone’s boss thinks A.I. is cool and I can’t think of anyone cooler, smarter, or more in touch than everyone’s boss. kotaku.com/mcdonalds-ai...
McDonalds Got Bullied So Badly It Deleted Its AI Christmas Ad
The hated holiday ad apparently took weeks of crunch to generate, according to the studio behind it
kotaku.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Everyone’s boss thinks A.I. is cool and I can’t think of anyone cooler, smarter, or more in touch than everyone’s boss. kotaku.com/mcdonalds-ai...
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I think every grandpa should be allowed to get on tv and yell for an hour
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I think every grandpa should be allowed to get on tv and yell for an hour
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My private equity owned dentist does things a little differently. I pay a monthly fee to keep the teeth I already have, and if I unsubscribe they send a guy to knock them out
December 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
My private equity owned dentist does things a little differently. I pay a monthly fee to keep the teeth I already have, and if I unsubscribe they send a guy to knock them out
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i think ill finance my future by living vicariously through the music career of these three chipmunks who live with me for some reason…hope the really mischievous one doesnt activate my latent rage issues!!!!
December 10, 2024 at 3:41 PM
i think ill finance my future by living vicariously through the music career of these three chipmunks who live with me for some reason…hope the really mischievous one doesnt activate my latent rage issues!!!!
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you concede that i know the eight admittedly less famous reindeer. and then you have the GALL to ask whether i recall the most famous reindeer of all. who in the hell do you think you are
December 14, 2023 at 2:16 AM
you concede that i know the eight admittedly less famous reindeer. and then you have the GALL to ask whether i recall the most famous reindeer of all. who in the hell do you think you are
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