the melley
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mostly retweeted stuff i like and/or hate, with occasional cat pictures and personal bitching
mostly retweeted stuff i like and/or hate, with occasional cat pictures and personal bitching
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Yes, I know I feel much better when I do all of my "take care of myself" tasks, but have you considered: that's a lot of work and I'm very tired?
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Yes, I know I feel much better when I do all of my "take care of myself" tasks, but have you considered: that's a lot of work and I'm very tired?
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I urge every Lower Decks fan to read "How Much For Just The Planet?".
November 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I urge every Lower Decks fan to read "How Much For Just The Planet?".
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garfield was right about mondays .
November 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
garfield was right about mondays .
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Happy “Remember not to kiss your dog on the forehead right after putting Chapstick on” season to all who celebrate.
November 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Happy “Remember not to kiss your dog on the forehead right after putting Chapstick on” season to all who celebrate.
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Your daily moment of Zen.
November 17, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Your daily moment of Zen.
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Official slogan of Monday.
November 17, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Official slogan of Monday.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
I am a believer in the proper use of statistics I guess
I am a believer in the proper use of statistics I guess
November 17, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
I am a believer in the proper use of statistics I guess
I am a believer in the proper use of statistics I guess
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THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent cattle I have met on walks.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
November 15, 2025 at 8:38 AM
THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent cattle I have met on walks.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
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anyway. bringing back kari's post for the fountain pen newbies:
bsky.app/profile/kari...
bsky.app/profile/kari...
I feel like I need to do a concise fountain pen sins post, for when people can't remember who did what.
-Muji: coerced Uyghur labor
-Noodler's: racism (egregious), ink damages pens, covid conspiracist.
-Goulet: anti-queer, on staff for a southern Baptist Convention church.
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-Muji: coerced Uyghur labor
-Noodler's: racism (egregious), ink damages pens, covid conspiracist.
-Goulet: anti-queer, on staff for a southern Baptist Convention church.
...
November 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
anyway. bringing back kari's post for the fountain pen newbies:
bsky.app/profile/kari...
bsky.app/profile/kari...
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A red aurora preceded the assassination of Julius Caesar.
November 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
A red aurora preceded the assassination of Julius Caesar.
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update: this is easily the coolest lego build I’ve ever done
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
update: this is easily the coolest lego build I’ve ever done
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I woke up from a nap needing another nap, that's how my Sunday is going
November 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I woke up from a nap needing another nap, that's how my Sunday is going
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Gonne start using the phrase, "to be fair, I'm all for a reasonable level of moisturization," in everyday conversation.
November 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Gonne start using the phrase, "to be fair, I'm all for a reasonable level of moisturization," in everyday conversation.
exhausted even though I did nothing today except listen to my mother and take a nap
November 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
exhausted even though I did nothing today except listen to my mother and take a nap
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florence pew: thread
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
florence pew: thread
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props to WSJ for once on a useful notion, ADMIN PARTY for everybody
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
props to WSJ for once on a useful notion, ADMIN PARTY for everybody
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timeline cleanse, widdle pink nose edition
All household activity has ground to a halt because the 15 year old cat has fallen asleep under a snuggly blanket with her head pillowed on a human arm.
November 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
timeline cleanse, widdle pink nose edition
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Look, for fuck’s sake, humans have been migrating continuously for our entire existence.
Every single human in the world is the product of migration.
It’s what humans do. There is nothing *more* human.
That’s never going to change.
Just grow up, get the fuck over it and plan accordingly.
Every single human in the world is the product of migration.
It’s what humans do. There is nothing *more* human.
That’s never going to change.
Just grow up, get the fuck over it and plan accordingly.
November 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Look, for fuck’s sake, humans have been migrating continuously for our entire existence.
Every single human in the world is the product of migration.
It’s what humans do. There is nothing *more* human.
That’s never going to change.
Just grow up, get the fuck over it and plan accordingly.
Every single human in the world is the product of migration.
It’s what humans do. There is nothing *more* human.
That’s never going to change.
Just grow up, get the fuck over it and plan accordingly.
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In 1582, a papal bull introduced the Gregorian calendar, still used today by most of the world. Because it’s 11 days ahead of the Julian calendar, countries introducing it simply skipped a third of October, and if you scroll back far enough in the iPhone calendar app you can see it change
December 31, 2024 at 2:41 PM
In 1582, a papal bull introduced the Gregorian calendar, still used today by most of the world. Because it’s 11 days ahead of the Julian calendar, countries introducing it simply skipped a third of October, and if you scroll back far enough in the iPhone calendar app you can see it change
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October 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Freya the wonder witch cat taking Sandal on a magical trip... whether he wants to or not
(the best I could do with MS Paint in short notice)
(the best I could do with MS Paint in short notice)
November 16, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Freya the wonder witch cat taking Sandal on a magical trip... whether he wants to or not
(the best I could do with MS Paint in short notice)
(the best I could do with MS Paint in short notice)
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You always ask me “Jorts why are you so wet?” but I never ask why your phone is at 7%
November 16, 2025 at 9:16 AM
You always ask me “Jorts why are you so wet?” but I never ask why your phone is at 7%