Rae (formerly Jezi)
@raeconteur.bsky.social
Nevertheless, she persisted, bitching the entire way.
Queer, neurodivergent, frequently hyperbolic, kind of odd. Doesn't owe you an argument. She/her. @Jezi_Belle at the old place.
Queer, neurodivergent, frequently hyperbolic, kind of odd. Doesn't owe you an argument. She/her. @Jezi_Belle at the old place.
Pinned
*to the TMNT theme tune*
it's not even ten o'clock yet
it's not even ten o'clock yet
it's not even ten o'clock yet
And it's only Tuesday
Mother fucker
it's not even ten o'clock yet
it's not even ten o'clock yet
it's not even ten o'clock yet
And it's only Tuesday
Mother fucker
Well that's not deeply triggering when I lost my mom this year and wasn't able to meaningfully speak to her for years before!
November 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Well that's not deeply triggering when I lost my mom this year and wasn't able to meaningfully speak to her for years before!
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If my descendants decide to create a horrible digital homunculus out of me I hope they'll have the decency to send it to the infinite beach with a tweaker girlfriend instead of having it floating in this gray featureless void
November 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
If my descendants decide to create a horrible digital homunculus out of me I hope they'll have the decency to send it to the infinite beach with a tweaker girlfriend instead of having it floating in this gray featureless void
I spend all day at work miserable and wanting to come home
I come home and have no interest in doing anything and just lay around being a different, slightly less stressful flavor of miserable
this isn't tenable and I don't know what to do
I come home and have no interest in doing anything and just lay around being a different, slightly less stressful flavor of miserable
this isn't tenable and I don't know what to do
November 15, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I spend all day at work miserable and wanting to come home
I come home and have no interest in doing anything and just lay around being a different, slightly less stressful flavor of miserable
this isn't tenable and I don't know what to do
I come home and have no interest in doing anything and just lay around being a different, slightly less stressful flavor of miserable
this isn't tenable and I don't know what to do
THE BRANDON AMPHITHEATER JUST POSTED A WEIRD AL TEASER GIF
THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL
THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL
November 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
THE BRANDON AMPHITHEATER JUST POSTED A WEIRD AL TEASER GIF
THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL
THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL
Widget says hello, all tuckered out after getting herself tangled in my bra and running across the house wearing it as a cape.
November 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Widget says hello, all tuckered out after getting herself tangled in my bra and running across the house wearing it as a cape.
Bluuuuuuh, tired and bored and mopey. Same as every night.
November 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Bluuuuuuh, tired and bored and mopey. Same as every night.
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Can confirm, I did say this, over on Threads. I stand by it here as well. And everywhere else!
“Re ‘There are a lot of people on your side who will be in the Epstein Files too!’: No there aren't, my side is the ‘People Who Don't Fuck Children’ side, anyone not on this side can get all the way into the bin, what side are YOU on, exactly?” — John Scalzi
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Can confirm, I did say this, over on Threads. I stand by it here as well. And everywhere else!
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In sex crimes, there is no such thing as "underaged girls/boys." Those are children.
There is no such thing as "nonconsensual sex." That's rape.
There is no such thing as child porn/CP. Porn is for sex; children can't consent. What you mean is Child Sexual Abuse Material/CSAM.
Words matter.
There is no such thing as "nonconsensual sex." That's rape.
There is no such thing as child porn/CP. Porn is for sex; children can't consent. What you mean is Child Sexual Abuse Material/CSAM.
Words matter.
November 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
In sex crimes, there is no such thing as "underaged girls/boys." Those are children.
There is no such thing as "nonconsensual sex." That's rape.
There is no such thing as child porn/CP. Porn is for sex; children can't consent. What you mean is Child Sexual Abuse Material/CSAM.
Words matter.
There is no such thing as "nonconsensual sex." That's rape.
There is no such thing as child porn/CP. Porn is for sex; children can't consent. What you mean is Child Sexual Abuse Material/CSAM.
Words matter.
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the day after winning the Seattle mayoral race Katie Wilson is joining a Starbucks picket line and loudly boycotting
I just think she’s neat
I just think she’s neat
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
the day after winning the Seattle mayoral race Katie Wilson is joining a Starbucks picket line and loudly boycotting
I just think she’s neat
I just think she’s neat
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Love to see it.
November 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Love to see it.
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Canadian-style official English/Spanish bilingualism for the US federal government
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Canadian-style official English/Spanish bilingualism for the US federal government
In light of this site's recent moderation decisions, I want to clarify that me posting that the perpetrators in the Epstein files SHOULD be fed to bears was in no way an intention or threat to actually feed anyone to bears.
Still think they should get lengthy prison sentences, though.
Still think they should get lengthy prison sentences, though.
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
In light of this site's recent moderation decisions, I want to clarify that me posting that the perpetrators in the Epstein files SHOULD be fed to bears was in no way an intention or threat to actually feed anyone to bears.
Still think they should get lengthy prison sentences, though.
Still think they should get lengthy prison sentences, though.
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Smut is fine, porn is fine, writing about difficult subject matter or other fucked up shit is fine. Books are not capable of harming, traumatizing, or corrupting you. Mobbing an author bc of something they WROTE instead of something they DID is censorship and you're acting like a fascist. Sit down.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Smut is fine, porn is fine, writing about difficult subject matter or other fucked up shit is fine. Books are not capable of harming, traumatizing, or corrupting you. Mobbing an author bc of something they WROTE instead of something they DID is censorship and you're acting like a fascist. Sit down.
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Everyone gets free healthcare. EVERYONE. No one should have to ration essential care or die from something like a cavity not being filled in a world when we have treatments for that. And vaccination policies? Mandatory.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Everyone gets free healthcare. EVERYONE. No one should have to ration essential care or die from something like a cavity not being filled in a world when we have treatments for that. And vaccination policies? Mandatory.
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The funny thing here is that usually there are people who really want to leave because of an election, but lack the means. In this case, these people have the means! They could go! They aren’t stuck!
No one leaving New York City because of Mamdani, say two top real estate CEOs
No one leaving New York City because of Mamdani, say two top real estate CEOs
New York City Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani's democratic socialist views spark fears companies and capital will flee, but top real estate CEOs say it's not true.
cnb.cx
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The funny thing here is that usually there are people who really want to leave because of an election, but lack the means. In this case, these people have the means! They could go! They aren’t stuck!
Another call for holiday cards!
I've blown like fifty bucks on cards and accoutrements, so if I don't get enough people to send them to, I'm gonna be real sad. Toss your name on the list!
forms.gle/E5Pawpx4QkA4...
I've blown like fifty bucks on cards and accoutrements, so if I don't get enough people to send them to, I'm gonna be real sad. Toss your name on the list!
forms.gle/E5Pawpx4QkA4...
CARDS, BETCHES
Rae is totally gonna actually send out cards this year, not like the last six years that she's said she was going to and then didn't.
forms.gle
November 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Another call for holiday cards!
I've blown like fifty bucks on cards and accoutrements, so if I don't get enough people to send them to, I'm gonna be real sad. Toss your name on the list!
forms.gle/E5Pawpx4QkA4...
I've blown like fifty bucks on cards and accoutrements, so if I don't get enough people to send them to, I'm gonna be real sad. Toss your name on the list!
forms.gle/E5Pawpx4QkA4...
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My most 'woke' opinion is that I WOULD take away peoples' fucking guns.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
My most 'woke' opinion is that I WOULD take away peoples' fucking guns.
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Green Stamps but for social good
Yes to UBI. I'll add, a social credit system AS YET UNDREAMT to provide perks and advantages for people who go into teaching, healthcare, librarians, social workers.
You can turn them in for Ultra Fast Pass at Disneyland, or a set of 1000 count thread sheets.
You can turn them in for Ultra Fast Pass at Disneyland, or a set of 1000 count thread sheets.
Universal basic income (UBI) is mine. Also open borders—free movement of labor as well as free movement of capital, goods, services; technically this is classical economics but somehow neoliberal economists boost free movement of the other three but ignore labor.
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Green Stamps but for social good
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I am 100% feeling superior today due to my comparatively great literacy and facility with the written word vs that of our child molesting overlords
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I am 100% feeling superior today due to my comparatively great literacy and facility with the written word vs that of our child molesting overlords
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We are going Super Social Justice Blue Hair and Pronouns. We are calling things "gay" and "queer" as compliments and honorifics. We are proudly being buzzkills and harpies and feminine and vegan and giving a sincere fucking shit about the environment and climate and well-being of the community.
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 AM
We are going Super Social Justice Blue Hair and Pronouns. We are calling things "gay" and "queer" as compliments and honorifics. We are proudly being buzzkills and harpies and feminine and vegan and giving a sincere fucking shit about the environment and climate and well-being of the community.
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I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
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Anyone who’s ever used emergency contraception or gains peace of mind by even having it on hand owes Dr Camp a debt of gratitude. What a force.
(Also, I just learned one reason the FDA rejected it at first was that they said the name Plan B was too glib!)
Great obit—no paywall.
(Also, I just learned one reason the FDA rejected it at first was that they said the name Plan B was too glib!)
Great obit—no paywall.
Sharon Camp, Mother of the ‘Plan B’ Contraceptive Pill, Dies at 81
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Anyone who’s ever used emergency contraception or gains peace of mind by even having it on hand owes Dr Camp a debt of gratitude. What a force.
(Also, I just learned one reason the FDA rejected it at first was that they said the name Plan B was too glib!)
Great obit—no paywall.
(Also, I just learned one reason the FDA rejected it at first was that they said the name Plan B was too glib!)
Great obit—no paywall.
UBI, probably.
Or free housing for unhoused people.
Or free housing for unhoused people.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
UBI, probably.
Or free housing for unhoused people.
Or free housing for unhoused people.
God bless my doctor for having HGTV on in the lobby instead of the news.
November 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
God bless my doctor for having HGTV on in the lobby instead of the news.