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Rae (formerly Jezi)
@raeconteur.bsky.social
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Nevertheless, she persisted, bitching the entire way.

Queer, neurodivergent, frequently hyperbolic, kind of odd. Doesn't owe you an argument. She/her. @Jezi_Belle at the old place.
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Widget says hello, all tuckered out after getting herself tangled in my bra and running across the house wearing it as a cape.
A brunette white woman with short hair lays on a bed with an orange striped kitten snuggled against the side of her face.
November 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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In today's good news, make a fantastic pseudo-etouffee tonight.
A plate full of rice smothered with shrimp and vegetables in a red-orange sauce.
November 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Yes I would like to play the engagement and attention game, please
"post this on your profile and let your followers associate you with a fictional character that you remind them of"
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Hello! I have new makeup. It is a five piece Jones Road kit and I'm very pleased with four of them. The Miracle Balm is unfortunately so faint that I might as well not have it on, but everything else (pencil, shadow stick, lip color, illuminator) is very nice.
A selfie of Rae, a brunette white woman with short hair, with a subtle makeup look including the listed products.
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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look at her she's so GOOD
a screenshot of a female Forsaken priest with teal cloth armor, a glowing dagger and ornate fan off-hand
November 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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I did an Outfit today, please clap
A chest-up selfie of a white woman with short dark hair wearing a black faux snakeskin jacket over a black jumpsuit with a spangly silver necklace.
November 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Full costume.

"Rock on, ancient queen..."
A full body photo of a woman in a black lace dress, black boots, and blonde wig, holding up a crescent moon shaped tambourine with black lace ribbons hanging from it.
November 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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This is what wearing a Stevie Nicks wig for most of twelve hours gets you.
A white woman with an exhausted expression and short brown hair that's sticking up wildly in all directions.
November 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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I'm the only person dressed up at work today, but my Stevie Nicks energy is carrying me through like a white-winged dove.
A white woman wearing a wavy blond wig and a black lace dress.
October 31, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Just like the white-winged dove...
A bust-up photo of Jezi wearing a long wavy blond wig and a lacy black dress as Stevie Nicks.
October 31, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Well, we're halfway to Stevie, I just have to figure out where the hell my black dress went...
An Amazon delivery confirmation for a wavy blond wig with bangs.
October 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Final entry into the company pumpkin contest.

We were given one (1) pumpkin and told to decorate it. This is what happened.

Told you we were hardcore.
Four Alice in Wonderland themed painted pumpkins stacked in a tower in front of a hand painted diorama background, surrounded by a teapot and cups and framed with playing cards.
October 29, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Today would have been this sweet boy's birthday. I'm glad he's with his mama again.
A brunette woman in her 60s lying in bed asleep. Next to her is a white terrier mix in a blue collar, also asleep.
October 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Here's my receipt, cropped out personal info. Not picky about the color scheme, but make something my red/green colorblind dad can read clearly.

Widget and Gizmo are orange kittens who eat kibble and churus. They like to get the zoomies, jump on counters, and chew on Dad's oxygen hose.
receipt for donation to Mississippi Food Network
October 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Widget and her watermelon are happy for you!
An orange kitten wearing a donut collar that looks like a slice of watermelon.
October 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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didn't peak in high school, I'm still out here getting cuter
Selfie of Jezi, a white woman with short brown hair, wearing a deep V cut mauve top.
October 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Finally got off my ass and did something I've been meaning to for weeks.
A cancellation form for Spotify; the "why you are leaving" space is filled in with "your CEO is hot garbage and you're advertising for the fuckin Gestapo", while the likelihood of returning is checked as "Extremely unlikely"
October 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future
An image of Betty White as Rose on The Golden Girls, laughing and wearing a yellow cardigan.
October 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness!
A screenshot from the end of the Siege of Orgrimmar -- Vol'jin in the background and Thrall in the foreground.
October 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Child of the Echo Isles got a house on the beach, of course. #Warcraft
The interior of a home in World of Warcraft; there is a fireplace to the left with a chair and a pet cushion in front of it, and a table to the right with a large book and two chairs. An Orcish hut in World of Warcraft on a beach lot with a palm tree in front. There are a well and a gazebo out front, and a skeletal dragon head mounted over the front door.
October 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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SHE IS FREE

Thank you all for the advice!
A photo of Widget, a female orange kitten, wearing a foam donut collar that looks like a slice of watermelon.
October 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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I got a bougie name brand tumbler as a gift at work, so I decided to start a sticker collection on it. First one courtesy @tinywerewolves.com!
A hot pink Stanley tumbler with a retro styled "Protect Trans Kids" sticker conveniently covering the brand logo.
October 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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looking in my old WIP folder and remembering I can actually write (this was gonna be a Mei/Cassidy one shot)
"What I know about lingerie, Miss Oxton--" Cole held up his right hand, counting off points on his fingers. "It's expensive. It's usually uncomfortable to wear. And it usually has to be washed and dried separate from the laundry 'cause it's delicate." He glanced between the two of them, who both nodded in acknowledgement. "Now by my count, that's at least three extra steps of bullshit for a lady to voluntarily put herself through, just to look sexy and special for whoever she's with." He sat back, folding his arms. "And anyone who ain't properly appreciative of that kind of effort doesn't deserve to be in anyone's drawers, fancy ones or otherwise."
October 15, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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Happy #orctober! Here is a five minute office supplies version of Paknah for @thunkdapeon.bsky.social who wanted more SFW orcs.

This is what happens when you let writers draw, lol.
A very amateurish pen drawing on lined notebook paper, of a female orc with a mohawk from the neck up, signed "Jezi"
October 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Post you from another era.

My junior year of college, 2005-2006. Yes, that's who you think it is on the wall.
A twenty year old brunette white girl, wearing a pink bathrobe, holding glasses and a digital camera as she takes a photo of herself in the mirror. On the painted cinder block wall behind her is a poster for "On The Line," a terrible romantic comedy that Lance Bass produced and starred in, bless his heart.
October 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM