Rae (formerly Jezi)
@raeconteur.bsky.social
Nevertheless, she persisted, bitching the entire way.
Queer, neurodivergent, frequently hyperbolic, kind of odd. Doesn't owe you an argument. She/her. @Jezi_Belle at the old place.
Queer, neurodivergent, frequently hyperbolic, kind of odd. Doesn't owe you an argument. She/her. @Jezi_Belle at the old place.
Pinned
*to the TMNT theme tune*
it's not even ten o'clock yet
it's not even ten o'clock yet
it's not even ten o'clock yet
And it's only Tuesday
Mother fucker
it's not even ten o'clock yet
it's not even ten o'clock yet
it's not even ten o'clock yet
And it's only Tuesday
Mother fucker
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Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
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Fuck… when it rains, it pours. I need to get a car payment in today to avoid another repossession, and Liz won’t get paid again until next week. I hate to ask, but I wouldn’t unless I had to. Any help is appreciated.
PayPal.me/MaeGodHaveMercy
Cash.app/$MaeGodHaveMercy
Venmo.com/u/MaeGodHaveMercy
PayPal.me/MaeGodHaveMercy
Cash.app/$MaeGodHaveMercy
Venmo.com/u/MaeGodHaveMercy
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February 3, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Fuck… when it rains, it pours. I need to get a car payment in today to avoid another repossession, and Liz won’t get paid again until next week. I hate to ask, but I wouldn’t unless I had to. Any help is appreciated.
PayPal.me/MaeGodHaveMercy
Cash.app/$MaeGodHaveMercy
Venmo.com/u/MaeGodHaveMercy
PayPal.me/MaeGodHaveMercy
Cash.app/$MaeGodHaveMercy
Venmo.com/u/MaeGodHaveMercy
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PCMag is now hiring for TWO roles. The first is for a Writer to cover mobile, and the second is for a Senior Writer to cover mobile.
This is the Writer job:
www.ziffdavis.com/careers/jobs...
This is the Senior Writer job:
www.ziffdavis.com/careers/jobs...
This is the Writer job:
www.ziffdavis.com/careers/jobs...
This is the Senior Writer job:
www.ziffdavis.com/careers/jobs...
Search Jobs - Ziff Davis
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February 3, 2026 at 2:40 PM
PCMag is now hiring for TWO roles. The first is for a Writer to cover mobile, and the second is for a Senior Writer to cover mobile.
This is the Writer job:
www.ziffdavis.com/careers/jobs...
This is the Senior Writer job:
www.ziffdavis.com/careers/jobs...
This is the Writer job:
www.ziffdavis.com/careers/jobs...
This is the Senior Writer job:
www.ziffdavis.com/careers/jobs...
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The Paris Prosecutor's office announced they are leaving X by stating they raided their offices.
What a way to leave X.
What a way to leave X.
February 3, 2026 at 12:42 PM
The Paris Prosecutor's office announced they are leaving X by stating they raided their offices.
What a way to leave X.
What a way to leave X.
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I hate to hand it to them but sometimes Threads is good
February 3, 2026 at 12:40 PM
I hate to hand it to them but sometimes Threads is good
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There’s a cameo sale Friday, Feb 6 - Thursday, Feb 12.
Every Cameo will be $50, so, if you want me to spread the old Valentine’s love to your ding dong partner, I’ll be a cheapie (somewhat) gift!
You have to book between 10am on the 6th and Midnight on the 12th.
Every Cameo will be $50, so, if you want me to spread the old Valentine’s love to your ding dong partner, I’ll be a cheapie (somewhat) gift!
You have to book between 10am on the 6th and Midnight on the 12th.
February 2, 2026 at 11:30 PM
There’s a cameo sale Friday, Feb 6 - Thursday, Feb 12.
Every Cameo will be $50, so, if you want me to spread the old Valentine’s love to your ding dong partner, I’ll be a cheapie (somewhat) gift!
You have to book between 10am on the 6th and Midnight on the 12th.
Every Cameo will be $50, so, if you want me to spread the old Valentine’s love to your ding dong partner, I’ll be a cheapie (somewhat) gift!
You have to book between 10am on the 6th and Midnight on the 12th.
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The ICE surge in Minnesota has meant dogs losing homes. If you can foster Murphy, get in touch at the email listed.
February 2, 2026 at 9:25 PM
The ICE surge in Minnesota has meant dogs losing homes. If you can foster Murphy, get in touch at the email listed.
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Professional athletes are being advised not to leave the hotel or go anywhere without their passports while visiting Minnesota.
This is not a country that can safely host international events like the World Cup.
Boycotting is not even a political question anymore. It is a basic issue of safety.
This is not a country that can safely host international events like the World Cup.
Boycotting is not even a political question anymore. It is a basic issue of safety.
The Montreal Canadiens are playing the Minnesota Wild in Minneapolis tonight. The players have been recommended to stay in/eat at the hotel, take the team bus to the arena, and carry passports.
Perhaps we shouldn't be hosting the World Cup and the Olympics...
Perhaps we shouldn't be hosting the World Cup and the Olympics...
Le voyagement est aussi affecté → www.danslescoulisses.com/ice-le-canad...
February 2, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Professional athletes are being advised not to leave the hotel or go anywhere without their passports while visiting Minnesota.
This is not a country that can safely host international events like the World Cup.
Boycotting is not even a political question anymore. It is a basic issue of safety.
This is not a country that can safely host international events like the World Cup.
Boycotting is not even a political question anymore. It is a basic issue of safety.
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I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
February 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
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If you think of universal basic income as just "more money," you aren't understanding it and what makes it so different and effective. The fact it comes at a regular frequency is a key factor. When you know that whatever happens next month, you can still buy food, that's a huge deal.
It's STABILITY
It's STABILITY
February 2, 2026 at 7:27 PM
If you think of universal basic income as just "more money," you aren't understanding it and what makes it so different and effective. The fact it comes at a regular frequency is a key factor. When you know that whatever happens next month, you can still buy food, that's a huge deal.
It's STABILITY
It's STABILITY
My old man was born to rock.
February 2, 2026 at 4:01 PM
My old man was born to rock.
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We are nearing the funniest time of the year, 60-year-old no-contact dads posting about who would have been a better halftime show.
February 2, 2026 at 2:33 PM
We are nearing the funniest time of the year, 60-year-old no-contact dads posting about who would have been a better halftime show.
I am home, the event was lovely, I am SO TIRED
February 2, 2026 at 1:47 AM
I am home, the event was lovely, I am SO TIRED
I deeply underestimated the spoons this would take when I scheduled it to go this long
I am having a lovely time but I am so tired
I am having a lovely time but I am so tired
February 2, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I deeply underestimated the spoons this would take when I scheduled it to go this long
I am having a lovely time but I am so tired
I am having a lovely time but I am so tired
Good news: my new robot litter box arrived *before* I leave the house for six hours so I don't have to worry about it sitting outside. (Although it's way too fucking big and heavy to get stolen, and it's in the manufacturer's box so it's clear what it is.)
February 1, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Good news: my new robot litter box arrived *before* I leave the house for six hours so I don't have to worry about it sitting outside. (Although it's way too fucking big and heavy to get stolen, and it's in the manufacturer's box so it's clear what it is.)
Ready to go, 15 minutes before I get picked up. Which is gonna get us there an hour and 15 minutes before the event "starts," which is WAY more time than I actually needed to set up, lol.
But my neighbors and cousins will get to meet and chat, and hopefully that will kill some time.
But my neighbors and cousins will get to meet and chat, and hopefully that will kill some time.
February 1, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Ready to go, 15 minutes before I get picked up. Which is gonna get us there an hour and 15 minutes before the event "starts," which is WAY more time than I actually needed to set up, lol.
But my neighbors and cousins will get to meet and chat, and hopefully that will kill some time.
But my neighbors and cousins will get to meet and chat, and hopefully that will kill some time.
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Seriously, pick a mythological tradition—any of them, any where in the world—and you'll find the worst of punishments are reserved for those that violate the laws of hospitality
Blood feuds get put on hold until the degenerates that do this kind of thing get buried
You do *not* do this
Blood feuds get put on hold until the degenerates that do this kind of thing get buried
You do *not* do this
Thinking about whoever said that by accepting a meal from people and then arresting them ICE agents broke a cultural taboo that was invented by, like, the first humans to set up a tent
February 1, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Seriously, pick a mythological tradition—any of them, any where in the world—and you'll find the worst of punishments are reserved for those that violate the laws of hospitality
Blood feuds get put on hold until the degenerates that do this kind of thing get buried
You do *not* do this
Blood feuds get put on hold until the degenerates that do this kind of thing get buried
You do *not* do this
I should probably donate my wedding dress.
But I'm not quite ready to admit yet that I'm never having a wedding.
But I'm not quite ready to admit yet that I'm never having a wedding.
February 1, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I should probably donate my wedding dress.
But I'm not quite ready to admit yet that I'm never having a wedding.
But I'm not quite ready to admit yet that I'm never having a wedding.
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hello yes i would like a shitty person to experience a consequence?
idk man fucking any of them surprise me
yes i'll hold
idk man fucking any of them surprise me
yes i'll hold
January 31, 2026 at 5:42 PM
hello yes i would like a shitty person to experience a consequence?
idk man fucking any of them surprise me
yes i'll hold
idk man fucking any of them surprise me
yes i'll hold
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We really have come a LONG way in a pretty brief amount of time as a culture on “oh, maybe it’s actually creepy and gross to incessantly perv on teenage girls everywhere all the time.”
there were multiple different countdown clocks until the Olsen twins turned 18
reddit had its infamous 'jailbait' community online until late 2011
all of this shit was just out in the open, it was awful
reddit had its infamous 'jailbait' community online until late 2011
all of this shit was just out in the open, it was awful
I feel like maybe it’s a function of everyone online being born in 2002 but I don’t think most people realize how openly and explicitly pedophilic american culture was until like… maybe 10 years ago
February 1, 2026 at 5:02 PM
We really have come a LONG way in a pretty brief amount of time as a culture on “oh, maybe it’s actually creepy and gross to incessantly perv on teenage girls everywhere all the time.”
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Any kind of national service should, in light of the long experience of TFA, Americorps, etc., be explicitly Trading Places in outlook. Poor kids get internships at Biglaw firms. Rich kids learn street smarts at random 7-11s and Wawas. Wouldn't do much but it would be a good bit.
“Compelled national service as a means of healing the country” is an idea that will never die.
Have any of these people reconciled their views with the existence of Tulsi Gabbard?
“Service” is often an illusion.
Have any of these people reconciled their views with the existence of Tulsi Gabbard?
“Service” is often an illusion.
February 1, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Any kind of national service should, in light of the long experience of TFA, Americorps, etc., be explicitly Trading Places in outlook. Poor kids get internships at Biglaw firms. Rich kids learn street smarts at random 7-11s and Wawas. Wouldn't do much but it would be a good bit.