I'm not crazy; I'm just a little unwell.

No branch of US govt was supposed to be able to fuck things up this badly: problem is, nobody expected the Heritage Foundation to take *all three* branches simultaneously *and* have a corrupt POTUS and SC who would ignore or rewrite the law.

It would ruin my entire childhood, frankly, but I'd fucking deal. No mercy.

And like, to be clear? If Barack Obama is in those files? Fed to dogs.

Justin Timberlake. Robert Downey Jr. Don't care. There is no famous or powerful person I like enough to not want them prosecuted if they were a part of this.

I only have one boring ass mainstream as hell perfume that I wear, but you always remind me to put some on!

This is literally what I'm doing at work now. Staring at piles of stuff that need doing, freaking out about it, and being unable to just do the thing for reasons I can't articulate.

Ahhh yes, my entire life.

You don't have to be functional with that kind of money. :P

what's funny is when I was typing the alt text and it corrected to "functional character," which shouldn't be reminding anyone of me, lmao

That, I can't answer.

I imagine they want to make it quick and simple for people who don't give a crap about the story and just want to race change their DH.