Hopper: a funnel shaped container for feeding materials
@hopstar.bsky.social
PHP developer, artist, amateur chef, forest dwelling hermit
House! On Haunted Hill
Night! At the Museum
Silence! Of the Lambs
November 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
House! On Haunted Hill
So I got a food dehydrator for my birthday, and I turned a large red onion into like 1/4 cup of onion powder. It only took 18 hours.
I was laughing about this but y'all this is the best onion powder I've EVER used. It smells and tastes amazing
I was laughing about this but y'all this is the best onion powder I've EVER used. It smells and tastes amazing
November 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
So I got a food dehydrator for my birthday, and I turned a large red onion into like 1/4 cup of onion powder. It only took 18 hours.
I was laughing about this but y'all this is the best onion powder I've EVER used. It smells and tastes amazing
I was laughing about this but y'all this is the best onion powder I've EVER used. It smells and tastes amazing
Legacy system at work uses crons and queues with no observability at all. So when you are developing this, you can unit test your individual methods, but then you commit, push, and deploy to a staging environment (20 minutes), trigger something, and wait and see if it works or not.
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Legacy system at work uses crons and queues with no observability at all. So when you are developing this, you can unit test your individual methods, but then you commit, push, and deploy to a staging environment (20 minutes), trigger something, and wait and see if it works or not.
Never actually used blender but I did download it for the 12yo after she watched that movie with the cat and said she wanted to be an animator so I kicked them 5 bucks, why not 🤣
Blender is struggling. it's the best piece of 3d software on the market, and it's free. I'm not going back to autodesk.
please donate if you can!
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November 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Never actually used blender but I did download it for the 12yo after she watched that movie with the cat and said she wanted to be an animator so I kicked them 5 bucks, why not 🤣
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Larry the loaf enjoying a few blissful moments, unaware that this was to be the last day of his relatively short life.
November 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Larry the loaf enjoying a few blissful moments, unaware that this was to be the last day of his relatively short life.
Stranger Things has been such a gift for me on these memes
November 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Stranger Things has been such a gift for me on these memes
"Hopper, explain how you figured this out"
November 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
"Hopper, explain how you figured this out"
I need to be able to type code with my mind while I lay on the couch under a blanket
November 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I need to be able to type code with my mind while I lay on the couch under a blanket
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Pentagon Blames Venezuela For Flow Of Drugs Into Kash Patel https://theonion.com/pentagon-blames-venezuela-for-flow-of-drugs-into-kash-patel/
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Pentagon Blames Venezuela For Flow Of Drugs Into Kash Patel https://theonion.com/pentagon-blames-venezuela-for-flow-of-drugs-into-kash-patel/
Live your life in such a way that Rexor would target you specifically
November 18, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Live your life in such a way that Rexor would target you specifically
There's a two week holiday code freeze, and my coworkers said "should we just all go on vacation?!"
Gather round, and listen: WORK ON THE DAMN DOCS AND TESTING THAT YOU ALWAYS CLAIM THERE IS NO TIME TO DO.
Gather round, and listen: WORK ON THE DAMN DOCS AND TESTING THAT YOU ALWAYS CLAIM THERE IS NO TIME TO DO.
November 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
There's a two week holiday code freeze, and my coworkers said "should we just all go on vacation?!"
Gather round, and listen: WORK ON THE DAMN DOCS AND TESTING THAT YOU ALWAYS CLAIM THERE IS NO TIME TO DO.
Gather round, and listen: WORK ON THE DAMN DOCS AND TESTING THAT YOU ALWAYS CLAIM THERE IS NO TIME TO DO.
If my descendants decide to create a horrible digital homunculus out of me I hope they'll have the decency to send it to the infinite beach with a tweaker girlfriend instead of having it floating in this gray featureless void
November 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
If my descendants decide to create a horrible digital homunculus out of me I hope they'll have the decency to send it to the infinite beach with a tweaker girlfriend instead of having it floating in this gray featureless void
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
November 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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It's the weekend, baby
November 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
It's the weekend, baby
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[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
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*Norman Rockwell painting*
soy chorizo is better than traditional
soy chorizo is better than traditional
November 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
*Norman Rockwell painting*
soy chorizo is better than traditional
soy chorizo is better than traditional
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the "return to the office" thing was very instructive. A whole class of people had a chance to make bank by getting better employees at lower pay while saving a fortune in rent and they chose "bring them to me so I can control them" pretty much every single time
November 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
the "return to the office" thing was very instructive. A whole class of people had a chance to make bank by getting better employees at lower pay while saving a fortune in rent and they chose "bring them to me so I can control them" pretty much every single time
Fighting the intrusive thoughts every time we come here
November 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Fighting the intrusive thoughts every time we come here
They're moving my favorite product manager to another team 😭
He was so good at communicating with engineers, I spent so much time chatting with him with him making sure product and the eng team were in sync, just a gem to work with.
He was so good at communicating with engineers, I spent so much time chatting with him with him making sure product and the eng team were in sync, just a gem to work with.
November 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
They're moving my favorite product manager to another team 😭
He was so good at communicating with engineers, I spent so much time chatting with him with him making sure product and the eng team were in sync, just a gem to work with.
He was so good at communicating with engineers, I spent so much time chatting with him with him making sure product and the eng team were in sync, just a gem to work with.
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Oh to swim around with no face. Meet the Faceless Cusk Eel. #LetsChangeThat
November 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Oh to swim around with no face. Meet the Faceless Cusk Eel. #LetsChangeThat
Raul Julia was the best to ever do whatever that was.
I also don't think there's ever been more perfect casting than those two Addams Family movies
I also don't think there's ever been more perfect casting than those two Addams Family movies
November 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Raul Julia was the best to ever do whatever that was.
I also don't think there's ever been more perfect casting than those two Addams Family movies
I also don't think there's ever been more perfect casting than those two Addams Family movies
This is insulting to those of us who don't go in for the AI junk but would willingly follow an alluring voice into the forest.
"Oh no, please don't magic me away into another realm, I must get back to my spreadsheet" c'mon.
"Oh no, please don't magic me away into another realm, I must get back to my spreadsheet" c'mon.
This whole experience has really revealed how many of you would follow an alluring voice into the deep woods
everyone talking about Frieren's demons has missed a better comparison, so-called "AI" like Grok, Claude, ChatGPT, a thing that mimics human syntax brilliantly, isn't capable of human thought or emotion, but merely preys on people
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
This is insulting to those of us who don't go in for the AI junk but would willingly follow an alluring voice into the forest.
"Oh no, please don't magic me away into another realm, I must get back to my spreadsheet" c'mon.
"Oh no, please don't magic me away into another realm, I must get back to my spreadsheet" c'mon.
I have discovered that the air fryer can make garlic confit without me having to pay attention to it
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I have discovered that the air fryer can make garlic confit without me having to pay attention to it
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I saw a random reddit comment where someone theorized that Pennywise and Mary Poppins were the same species of primordial psychic entity, but Pennywise feeds on fear while Poppins feeds on joy. both of them eat kid emotions because fear and joy are more intense in kids. This is Canon for me now.
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I saw a random reddit comment where someone theorized that Pennywise and Mary Poppins were the same species of primordial psychic entity, but Pennywise feeds on fear while Poppins feeds on joy. both of them eat kid emotions because fear and joy are more intense in kids. This is Canon for me now.
The absolute delight of turning on what should be an absolutely terrible movie for background noise and seeing Shannyn Sossamon's name pop up
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The absolute delight of turning on what should be an absolutely terrible movie for background noise and seeing Shannyn Sossamon's name pop up