Hopper: a funnel shaped container for feeding materials
@hopstar.bsky.social
PHP developer, artist, amateur chef, forest dwelling hermit
Ok so omelette: three eggs, sea salt, cracked black pepper.
Filled with wilted spinach, roast butternut squash, and brown rice
Topped with capers and a drizzle of lemon butter.
Filled with wilted spinach, roast butternut squash, and brown rice
Topped with capers and a drizzle of lemon butter.
December 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Ok so omelette: three eggs, sea salt, cracked black pepper.
Filled with wilted spinach, roast butternut squash, and brown rice
Topped with capers and a drizzle of lemon butter.
Filled with wilted spinach, roast butternut squash, and brown rice
Topped with capers and a drizzle of lemon butter.
Recipe: you can't use a cast iron skillet for crepes because it's too heavy to tilt and spread the batter.
Me:
Me:
December 20, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Recipe: you can't use a cast iron skillet for crepes because it's too heavy to tilt and spread the batter.
Me:
Me:
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
December 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
After the last few licensing shuffles I'm giving up and buying a physical copy of The Magicians
December 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
After the last few licensing shuffles I'm giving up and buying a physical copy of The Magicians
Getting (rightfully) fussed at for something at work and then starting to dig and make tickets for the even worse things in the codebase. This is Spite Driven Development
December 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Getting (rightfully) fussed at for something at work and then starting to dig and make tickets for the even worse things in the codebase. This is Spite Driven Development
Me: receiving praise all year for positive interactions, ego-less leadership, can do, willing to help attitude.
My official feedback: the best engineers have stronger opinions, I need to start more fights
My official feedback: the best engineers have stronger opinions, I need to start more fights
December 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Me: receiving praise all year for positive interactions, ego-less leadership, can do, willing to help attitude.
My official feedback: the best engineers have stronger opinions, I need to start more fights
My official feedback: the best engineers have stronger opinions, I need to start more fights
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Got in a good workout yesterday, then made a really good vegan grain bowl for dinner, but I did not magically transform back into a 25 year old overnight, this is bullshit
December 16, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Got in a good workout yesterday, then made a really good vegan grain bowl for dinner, but I did not magically transform back into a 25 year old overnight, this is bullshit
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everything is terrible so here’s the swedish chef doing rapper’s delight
July 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
everything is terrible so here’s the swedish chef doing rapper’s delight
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
December 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
I haven't had cause to put on the Fancy Clothes in like over a year and after attempting to put on my favorite vest I'm officially googling "whole food plant based recipes that don't take away your will to live"
December 13, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I haven't had cause to put on the Fancy Clothes in like over a year and after attempting to put on my favorite vest I'm officially googling "whole food plant based recipes that don't take away your will to live"
Turned on "It Waits" for the background noise today, and I'm rooting for the creature at this point so the bad acting will end
December 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Turned on "It Waits" for the background noise today, and I'm rooting for the creature at this point so the bad acting will end
Every time the streaming service recommends the "post apocalypse" genre
December 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Every time the streaming service recommends the "post apocalypse" genre
I don't get mad at other devs for mistakes, we all make them, but you break one of my features and I find out you did 0 testing on your PR (and asked for an off schedule release and immediately went on vacation!?) we are not friends anymore
December 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I don't get mad at other devs for mistakes, we all make them, but you break one of my features and I find out you did 0 testing on your PR (and asked for an off schedule release and immediately went on vacation!?) we are not friends anymore
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Cage wound up with a lien for 14 million dollars of unpaid taxes and blamed his financial advisor and a voodoo curse
On the other hand, Nic Cage never committed federal tax evasion.
December 9, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Cage wound up with a lien for 14 million dollars of unpaid taxes and blamed his financial advisor and a voodoo curse
Someone with money pay for an Expanse spin off about Erich and his crew.
Must include Hutch
Must include Hutch
December 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Someone with money pay for an Expanse spin off about Erich and his crew.
Must include Hutch
Must include Hutch
Movie you’ve watched more than six times (no LOTR, star wars, marvel, disney)
December 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times (no LOTR, star wars, marvel, disney)
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Finished up my ornaments for the auction at the Powerhouse!
December 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Finished up my ornaments for the auction at the Powerhouse!
Letting the children believe I made breakfast for dinner as a treat and not because I really wanted grits this morning but slept too late
December 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Letting the children believe I made breakfast for dinner as a treat and not because I really wanted grits this morning but slept too late
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SCHOLARSHIP ALERT!!!
Now accepting submissions for the Alligator Gar Technical Committee Scholarship!
The cash scholarship is being provided by @alligatorgar-afs.bsky.social a student to help cover cost for attending the 2026 Southern Division @amfisheriessoc.bsky.social meeting in New Orleans🐟
Now accepting submissions for the Alligator Gar Technical Committee Scholarship!
The cash scholarship is being provided by @alligatorgar-afs.bsky.social a student to help cover cost for attending the 2026 Southern Division @amfisheriessoc.bsky.social meeting in New Orleans🐟
December 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
SCHOLARSHIP ALERT!!!
Now accepting submissions for the Alligator Gar Technical Committee Scholarship!
The cash scholarship is being provided by @alligatorgar-afs.bsky.social a student to help cover cost for attending the 2026 Southern Division @amfisheriessoc.bsky.social meeting in New Orleans🐟
Now accepting submissions for the Alligator Gar Technical Committee Scholarship!
The cash scholarship is being provided by @alligatorgar-afs.bsky.social a student to help cover cost for attending the 2026 Southern Division @amfisheriessoc.bsky.social meeting in New Orleans🐟
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#excuse #2025underperformance
Didn’t get as much done as you expected this year? Join me in blaming it on misaligned tectonic plates! All we can do is keep trying
Sorry, babe, I wanted to do more but the tectonic plates are out of whack, vibe is all off
Didn’t get as much done as you expected this year? Join me in blaming it on misaligned tectonic plates! All we can do is keep trying
Sorry, babe, I wanted to do more but the tectonic plates are out of whack, vibe is all off
December 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
#excuse #2025underperformance
Didn’t get as much done as you expected this year? Join me in blaming it on misaligned tectonic plates! All we can do is keep trying
Sorry, babe, I wanted to do more but the tectonic plates are out of whack, vibe is all off
Didn’t get as much done as you expected this year? Join me in blaming it on misaligned tectonic plates! All we can do is keep trying
Sorry, babe, I wanted to do more but the tectonic plates are out of whack, vibe is all off