technophobia.bsky.social
@technophobia.bsky.social
they/them, 40something recovering gifted kid
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Can confirm, I did say this, over on Threads. I stand by it here as well. And everywhere else!
“Re ‘There are a lot of people on your side who will be in the Epstein Files too!’: No there aren't, my side is the ‘People Who Don't Fuck Children’ side, anyone not on this side can get all the way into the bin, what side are YOU on, exactly?” — John Scalzi
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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If you thought women ruined the workplace, wait until you see what us enbies are doing. Flex hours, pay equality, plants on the desk, diverse hires, accessible desk spaces ... Real "9 to 5" shit, just like Dolly Parton taught us.
November 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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@fritokal.bsky.social aaand here is Emily Voidberry's pirate tavern menu!! please let me know if you'd like me to adjust anything; I'm also happy to email you the high-res file. thank you!
November 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I’m imagining a Tony Hawk Pro Skater secret level in that iconic Doom map, and now I’m mad that we don’t live in a world where that exists
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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We are going Super Social Justice Blue Hair and Pronouns. We are calling things "gay" and "queer" as compliments and honorifics. We are proudly being buzzkills and harpies and feminine and vegan and giving a sincere fucking shit about the environment and climate and well-being of the community.
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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Oreoboros
oh wow that’s crazy

oreos with bits of

of oreos. in them

Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
My most 'woke' opinion is that I WOULD take away peoples' fucking guns.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]

🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Mandatory checkin/checkout emails every day, this is some micromanaging nonsense.
November 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Left home before the sun was fully up because of this 'butts in seats' thing, and I'll be getting home as it gets dark this evening.

This is bullroar.
November 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Poob has it for you.
it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
November 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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I honestly don’t know what to say anymore. It is overwhelmingly clear at this point that the Republican Party has sold its soul to protect a child rapist, led by wealthy ghouls who will never have enough.

There is only one war, now and forever, and it is the class war. There must be consequences.
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I swear to fuck, if this "in office a full 9 hours" micromanage that's being discussed goes anywhere, it is going to suck ass given my 60-90 minute each way commute.
November 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The number of times this recorded lecture for my marketing class mentions "strategic thrusts", I giggle like a twelve year old.
November 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Shout out to everyone completely demoralized about the state of the world who still manages to get out of bed each morning.

And shout out to you, too if you’re still in bed. This shit is hard. Talk to your friends and neighbors. They’re going though it too, which is both terrifying and comforting.
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
The good doctor proving love with a Tingler for a particular trot of mine

(One of my lenses has a prism to correct for double vision, that’s definitely the one that pounds me more)
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November 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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It's so weird how antidepressants only cause the impulse to commit mass violence in the country where there is easy access to guns. What a coincidence!
First they came for reproductive rights.
Then they came for vaccines.
Now they’re coming for mental health.

There is zero evidence SSRIs cause mass violence.

You know what does? Guns — and the fact that anyone can access weapons that kill hundreds in seconds.

#GunReformNow
November 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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"I hope this email finds you in poor health and beset on all sides by the consequences of your actions,"
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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This is how you know you don't have fanfic authors writing the movie this is table stakes for fanfic
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Tabletop gaming supplies
Calligraphy materials
Tickets to shows/concerts I can't afford
Gourmet potato side dishes
Bespoke a cappella arrangements
everything is bonkers right now and we need a timeline cleanse. let’s play a game. if I handed you a blank check but you could ONLY spend it on an Advent calendar, what absurdly pricy collection of little treats are you buying yourself?
November 11, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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[P] WHOOP WHOOP
Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are."
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
A friend much smarter than me on all the happenings. As is always the case, there is a lot of nuance that doesn't fit into soundbites. (He still thinks it was the wrong move, and I agree with him, but it's definitely not all-or-nothing)
I feel bad for Kevin M Kruse because he's dealing with a flood of people who believe that walking away from the Democrats and forming a new progressive party is the key to victory in 2026 as opposed to reforming the Democrats. It's part of the basic mistake so many on the left have.
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Monday. (derogatory)
November 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM