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Genius Workout:
1000 reps scrolling
50 reps dooming
10 reps hoping (this is the hard part)
cool down with six hours smoking weed
1000 reps scrolling
50 reps dooming
10 reps hoping (this is the hard part)
cool down with six hours smoking weed
If I were a time traveler I would just not go to the time periods where technology is illegal
November 11, 2025 at 8:20 AM
If I were a time traveler I would just not go to the time periods where technology is illegal
The outer limits intro was some incredible shit when I was 11 watching it at midnight
November 11, 2025 at 7:52 AM
The outer limits intro was some incredible shit when I was 11 watching it at midnight
Remember to wear a penis image round your neck to ward off witchcraft this winter
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Remember to wear a penis image round your neck to ward off witchcraft this winter
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Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are."
November 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are."
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This might be the stupidest "investigative" report I've ever seen.
GAIT ANALYSIS! They are basing it on AI "analyzing" the way a former Capitol Police officer walked in videos.
www.theblaze.com/news/former-...
GAIT ANALYSIS! They are basing it on AI "analyzing" the way a former Capitol Police officer walked in videos.
www.theblaze.com/news/former-...
Former Capitol Police officer a forensic match for Jan. 6 pipe bomber, sources say | Blaze Media
A computer program that compared the bomb suspect’s gait to that of Shauni Kerkhoff produced a 94% match.
www.theblaze.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
This might be the stupidest "investigative" report I've ever seen.
GAIT ANALYSIS! They are basing it on AI "analyzing" the way a former Capitol Police officer walked in videos.
www.theblaze.com/news/former-...
GAIT ANALYSIS! They are basing it on AI "analyzing" the way a former Capitol Police officer walked in videos.
www.theblaze.com/news/former-...
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“The President sent his lawyer to negotiate a settlement with a convicted sex trafficker to provide cushy accommodation in exchange for her silence on his participation in said sex trafficking” is a cold description of the facts of an insane story that the media doesn’t find worthy of scrutiny
November 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
“The President sent his lawyer to negotiate a settlement with a convicted sex trafficker to provide cushy accommodation in exchange for her silence on his participation in said sex trafficking” is a cold description of the facts of an insane story that the media doesn’t find worthy of scrutiny
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"SARS-CoV-2 is too well-adapted to humans [hence, insert your favorite conspiracy theory]".
That was never right because, for one, SARS-CoV-2 is a pandemic virus so it necessarily had to be "well-adapted".
Now, a new study shows the same is true for BANAL-236 - a related virus isolated from bats.
That was never right because, for one, SARS-CoV-2 is a pandemic virus so it necessarily had to be "well-adapted".
Now, a new study shows the same is true for BANAL-236 - a related virus isolated from bats.
November 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
"SARS-CoV-2 is too well-adapted to humans [hence, insert your favorite conspiracy theory]".
That was never right because, for one, SARS-CoV-2 is a pandemic virus so it necessarily had to be "well-adapted".
Now, a new study shows the same is true for BANAL-236 - a related virus isolated from bats.
That was never right because, for one, SARS-CoV-2 is a pandemic virus so it necessarily had to be "well-adapted".
Now, a new study shows the same is true for BANAL-236 - a related virus isolated from bats.
Donald Trump still owes me $2000
November 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Donald Trump still owes me $2000
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Trump’s pardon attorney Ed Martin claims Trump is pardoning his Georgia co-defendants and other “alternate electors.”
Note: Trump’s Georgia co-defendants are charged under state law. The president can’t pardon people for state crimes.
Note: Trump’s Georgia co-defendants are charged under state law. The president can’t pardon people for state crimes.
November 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Trump’s pardon attorney Ed Martin claims Trump is pardoning his Georgia co-defendants and other “alternate electors.”
Note: Trump’s Georgia co-defendants are charged under state law. The president can’t pardon people for state crimes.
Note: Trump’s Georgia co-defendants are charged under state law. The president can’t pardon people for state crimes.
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Update: They can't find Cornyn.
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Update: They can't find Cornyn.
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Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
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With a “WOW!,” President Trump posts a claim about DOGE and “royalties linked to Obamacare” that originated on a satirical website. That site’s own About section reads: “Everything on this website is fiction… If you believe that it is real, you should have your head examined.”
November 9, 2025 at 3:33 PM
With a “WOW!,” President Trump posts a claim about DOGE and “royalties linked to Obamacare” that originated on a satirical website. That site’s own About section reads: “Everything on this website is fiction… If you believe that it is real, you should have your head examined.”
crazy that i just recognized michael heizer’s city in a vogue magazine photo of the back of timothy chalamet’s buzz cut
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 AM
crazy that i just recognized michael heizer’s city in a vogue magazine photo of the back of timothy chalamet’s buzz cut
death of a unicorn, kinda mid overall. good moments though.
November 9, 2025 at 8:27 AM
death of a unicorn, kinda mid overall. good moments though.
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 9% full.
November 9, 2025 at 8:07 AM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 9% full.
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There is only one working class, the professional managerial class, and there is only one working class party, the Democratic Party, and there is only one working class paper, the financial times
November 9, 2025 at 6:19 AM
There is only one working class, the professional managerial class, and there is only one working class party, the Democratic Party, and there is only one working class paper, the financial times
Sure, HBO. I wanted to watch an ad for another HBO show in the middle of a movie.
November 9, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Sure, HBO. I wanted to watch an ad for another HBO show in the middle of a movie.
If I knew NoHo Hank was in Death of a Unicorn i would have seen it in the theater
November 9, 2025 at 6:23 AM
If I knew NoHo Hank was in Death of a Unicorn i would have seen it in the theater
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Just realized there are young people on here who probably never read it. Listen, Gamer Dilbert never happens without Marijuana Simpson.
archive.org/details/2332...
archive.org/details/2332...
Marijuana Simpson : Homer_Marijuana : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
the pdf and txt files for Marijuana Simpson, as originally posted by Twitter user Homer_MarijuanaOriginal Description:i'm not sure if he ever has, but i think...
archive.org
November 9, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Just realized there are young people on here who probably never read it. Listen, Gamer Dilbert never happens without Marijuana Simpson.
archive.org/details/2332...
archive.org/details/2332...
Magnus 86, still one of the best
November 9, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Magnus 86, still one of the best
Foxhole x fortnite. Just a bunch of 12 year olds doing trench warfare and logistics on their nintendo switches. chug jug supply convoys *makes 2 trillion dollars*
November 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Foxhole x fortnite. Just a bunch of 12 year olds doing trench warfare and logistics on their nintendo switches. chug jug supply convoys *makes 2 trillion dollars*