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Fall-ah 🍂🍁🎃
@fallah.bsky.social
Nerdy gamer mom. I'm in my Stardew Valley era besties
Neurodivergent & raising two awesome ND kids (Sprout & Leaf). Bisexual 🌈 she/her.
NorCal with WNY roots.
Day job: ops/procurement + customer support mgr.
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I worry about this, legitimately.

Personally I like getting replies to my posts so I reply to timeline posts a lot. I'm just being a friendly nerd

If I'm replying to you too much please just tell me to knock it off 😓
Neurodivergently pinging the "oops, interacted with this mutual too many times, now I must Cease Entirely To Avoid Being Weird" mechanism
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It’s really cool that YouTubeTV is going to give me a $20 credit for not providing the service that I paid for. But instead of just giving it back, they’re letting me do a mini quest. All I have to do is go to the bridge and answer the Troll’s riddle three. They knew I loved extra tasks.
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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I feel like everything you need to know about our current political craptitude is evident in me packing a guillotine pendant for someone I know is a Quaker.

😆😆😆
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Happy ”cosmetic brands having obscene sales on their websites so they don’t breach their Amazon contract” season to all who celebrate
($11 Tarte, 30% off Clinique, post your Instagram ad finds here! share the love!)
November 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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I thought I had gotten good at controlling my expression, but apparently only when I wasn’t feeling actual emotions.
November 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Birbs at my bird feeders!! Can't tell what kind. Sparrow or junco

Black phoebe also buzzing around but they don't eat seeds
November 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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This year we have sold 31% of the advent calendars that we sold last year 😓

The art is so pretty and colorful 🥺
The facts are so good 🥺
Eels are so cool 🥺

Get an eel facts advent calendar at EelFacts.net
November 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Men: Women want a man who is 6', has a 6 pack, and makes 6 figures
Women: I want a man who will listen, make plans, and ideally carry snacks for when I have forgotten to eat and am about to be hangry.
At the heart of every woman she’s essentially a food… figure out the kind… figure out the order and you can live as a god forever
Get ya ears off the charger and listen:

“I don’t know what I want” doesn’t mean I’m not hungry. It means I’m about two inhales from being violently hangry & lack the executive function to navigate a menu. Know what I like to eat and FEED ME so no one gets hurt.
November 9, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Head full of bees, head full of bees 🐝

Of course now one of the new MMC songs popped into my head

"Show us how you please the bees"

I wish I knew!!
November 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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If you lecture disabled people about shopping at amazon, I hope mice eat your plumbing.
November 8, 2025 at 9:13 AM
My husband's watching a high stakes poker tournament. I half notice one older woman at the table while watching the movie earlier

Look over now and uh yeah. That's not some lady that's Jennifer Tilly. And she's kicking ass
November 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Sprout wanted to watch Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul

It was surprisingly funny especially for this "wacky family antics" genre

Also Alicia Silverstone was Greg's mom. I thought my husband was pulling my leg but IMDB validated it
November 9, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪
July 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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hey friends. I’ve joined over 60 other content creators on a team for @feedingamerica.org. $1 = 10 meals, meaning even a single dollar donation will help de-enshittify the holidays for hungry families. give if you can, boost if you can’t. thank you! ❤️💪 teamfeed.feedingamerica.org/participants...
I'm supporting Feeding America!
To feed America’s hungry through food banks and engage our country in the fight to end hunger
teamfeed.feedingamerica.org
November 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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The 30 Rock episode with “how do you do, fellow kids?” is closer to the release of Windows 98 than it is to today.
I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.

So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Got hit with an eviction notice, so I’m opening commissions to help me and my family move and get back on our feet. It’s a tough spot, but I’m determined to make it through and I promise to always deliver with my art! 🥹 Reposts & support mean everything right now 💕
VGEN: vgen.co/rejzyberry
November 8, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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(ignoring my 28 children to get the computer to say “I LOVE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE” in a way that feels genuine)
November 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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He’s just not that into you. Burrowing Owl, Woodland, CA. 🪶
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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My S.O.B.
Jim "The Hammer" Shapiro commercials [1996/1997]
YouTube video by probnot
www.youtube.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Rochester knows, it's gotta be the great great House of Guitars

youtu.be/dzDONW4y5RY?...
November 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I need to get a new phone but I just got a new work phone and I'm not sure I can handle all the little configuration shit for two of them back to back 🙃

This one is over five years old and my CGM won't work with it as of January so 🤷‍♀️
November 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
June 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM