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if i wrote a book about myself it would such biased horseshit i would settle so many petty grievances in my own favor, just wall to wall lies and half-truths
July 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
if i wrote a book about myself it would such biased horseshit i would settle so many petty grievances in my own favor, just wall to wall lies and half-truths
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DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT.
CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open.
DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open.
CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are.
DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.
CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open.
DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open.
CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are.
DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.
June 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT.
CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open.
DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open.
CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are.
DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.
CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open.
DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open.
CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are.
DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.
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Verb suggestion for when you somehow completely botch a sure thing
He poilievred that open net
He poilievred that open net
April 29, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Verb suggestion for when you somehow completely botch a sure thing
He poilievred that open net
He poilievred that open net
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It's election day in Canada, and I know some people are pretty apathetic about voting.
But today is a rare opportunity to make Pierre Poilievre—who is, by all reports, a giant asshole on every single level—profoundly unhappy.
How often in life do you get the chance to make a shitweasel bully cry?
But today is a rare opportunity to make Pierre Poilievre—who is, by all reports, a giant asshole on every single level—profoundly unhappy.
How often in life do you get the chance to make a shitweasel bully cry?
April 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
It's election day in Canada, and I know some people are pretty apathetic about voting.
But today is a rare opportunity to make Pierre Poilievre—who is, by all reports, a giant asshole on every single level—profoundly unhappy.
How often in life do you get the chance to make a shitweasel bully cry?
But today is a rare opportunity to make Pierre Poilievre—who is, by all reports, a giant asshole on every single level—profoundly unhappy.
How often in life do you get the chance to make a shitweasel bully cry?
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*wearing my All Planets Matter t-shirt on earth day*
April 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
*wearing my All Planets Matter t-shirt on earth day*
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Why must I keep learning new things about kanye west
April 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Why must I keep learning new things about kanye west
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Look there’s obviously a lot more important things to say about legislation that aims to forcibly detain people for months on end but: isn’t this the government that was like, Mandatory vaccines are 1984?
April 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Look there’s obviously a lot more important things to say about legislation that aims to forcibly detain people for months on end but: isn’t this the government that was like, Mandatory vaccines are 1984?
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hi sharks, i’m asking for grocery money
April 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
hi sharks, i’m asking for grocery money
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What if everything got better? Just spitballin'
April 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
What if everything got better? Just spitballin'
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Governments have been cutting taxes my whole life and yet everything governments have any control over — healthcare, housing, parks, roads — has been getting worse. It's almost like cutting taxes doesn't work. Strange that.
March 31, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Governments have been cutting taxes my whole life and yet everything governments have any control over — healthcare, housing, parks, roads — has been getting worse. It's almost like cutting taxes doesn't work. Strange that.
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Why didn't anyone tell JD Vance that the best parts of Greenland can only be seen by private submarine out by the Titanic? I'm sure Elon would drive.
March 29, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Why didn't anyone tell JD Vance that the best parts of Greenland can only be seen by private submarine out by the Titanic? I'm sure Elon would drive.
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Whatever you think of the food, Subway has badly devalued the term "Sandwich Artist"
March 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Whatever you think of the food, Subway has badly devalued the term "Sandwich Artist"
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why. are. we. sending. all. our. dollars. to. donuts.
March 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
why. are. we. sending. all. our. dollars. to. donuts.
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Looks like I've made an embarrassing public mistake. Time to do what alpha males like me do in these situations: whine and avoid accountability
March 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Looks like I've made an embarrassing public mistake. Time to do what alpha males like me do in these situations: whine and avoid accountability
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Do I know who the Premier/Governor of this Province/State/Territory is, and if so, Do They Suck? A Map:
March 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Do I know who the Premier/Governor of this Province/State/Territory is, and if so, Do They Suck? A Map:
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49% of Troy was like "they tried to kill us yesterday" but 51 were chanting HORSE! HORSE! really loud
February 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
49% of Troy was like "they tried to kill us yesterday" but 51 were chanting HORSE! HORSE! really loud
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Guess who's back, back again?
Measles back. Infect a friend.
Measles back. Infect a friend.
March 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Guess who's back, back again?
Measles back. Infect a friend.
Measles back. Infect a friend.
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Canada Safeway: Canadians want to buy Canadian products, and you obviously know that. So maybe when you are advertising a product as Canadian it should actually be Canadian. (And if you claim this was an honest mistake, I don’t believe you). Canadians deserve better
February 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Canada Safeway: Canadians want to buy Canadian products, and you obviously know that. So maybe when you are advertising a product as Canadian it should actually be Canadian. (And if you claim this was an honest mistake, I don’t believe you). Canadians deserve better
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Idea: X-Files reboot where Mulder has to convince people there are *no* conspiracies or aliens. There's nothing out there.
February 17, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Idea: X-Files reboot where Mulder has to convince people there are *no* conspiracies or aliens. There's nothing out there.
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sometimes i'm really bad at explaining things and it has nothing to do with me
February 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
sometimes i'm really bad at explaining things and it has nothing to do with me
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No...no. Just leave your shirt here and let’s go look for Bigfoot.
~ whiskey
~ whiskey
January 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
No...no. Just leave your shirt here and let’s go look for Bigfoot.
~ whiskey
~ whiskey
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If you’re coming to Bluesky from TikTok, the best advice I can give you is that every post is always 100% serious and should be responded to with a severe earnestness no matter what
January 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM
If you’re coming to Bluesky from TikTok, the best advice I can give you is that every post is always 100% serious and should be responded to with a severe earnestness no matter what