The Dapper Platypus
@nowayray.bsky.social
Digital Hedgemage. Writer. Old Dude. GenX. Sailor from the way back. I say random things that cross my brain (aka Shitposter). Fighter against Authoritarianism in all forms. Ally to EVERY marginalized community. Lumon Employee He/Him
Kick rocks Temu Kenny...
Elon Musk wants a pay package worth $1 trillion.
But an emerging group of opponents argue the package is excessive, and some say Musk’s political and side ventures have put the company at risk.
But an emerging group of opponents argue the package is excessive, and some say Musk’s political and side ventures have put the company at risk.
Elon Musk’s ultimatum to Tesla: Make me a trillionaire or I may leave
A proposed pay package could make Tesla CEO Elon Musk the world’s first trillionaire, but it faces resistance from shareholders and critics who say it’s unearned.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Kick rocks Temu Kenny...
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movie where
* the protagonist's immigrant family being undocumented is an actual plot point
* the anti-immigrant cat brigade is portrayed unequivocally as villains
* the capitalist exploitation of immigrant labor is clearly articulated
* the main events are kicked off by an anti-Semitic arson attack
* the protagonist's immigrant family being undocumented is an actual plot point
* the anti-immigrant cat brigade is portrayed unequivocally as villains
* the capitalist exploitation of immigrant labor is clearly articulated
* the main events are kicked off by an anti-Semitic arson attack
It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life
November 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
movie where
* the protagonist's immigrant family being undocumented is an actual plot point
* the anti-immigrant cat brigade is portrayed unequivocally as villains
* the capitalist exploitation of immigrant labor is clearly articulated
* the main events are kicked off by an anti-Semitic arson attack
* the protagonist's immigrant family being undocumented is an actual plot point
* the anti-immigrant cat brigade is portrayed unequivocally as villains
* the capitalist exploitation of immigrant labor is clearly articulated
* the main events are kicked off by an anti-Semitic arson attack
On my way to Vegas
October 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
On my way to Vegas
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COUNT I
Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.
COUNT II
The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???
Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.
COUNT II
The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???
October 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
COUNT I
Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.
COUNT II
The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???
Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.
COUNT II
The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???
Running away to Vegas this weekend.
Dont hate me
Dont hate me
October 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Running away to Vegas this weekend.
Dont hate me
Dont hate me
The world sucks when people are involved
October 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The world sucks when people are involved
Andy Griffith is my President
September 20, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Andy Griffith is my President
On the bright side, there were fucks given by people who do that sort of thing.
September 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
On the bright side, there were fucks given by people who do that sort of thing.
Please hold, I'm using AI to generate a better personality.
September 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Please hold, I'm using AI to generate a better personality.
The judge signed the paperwork, I'm officially adopted by the Momma cat down the street.
September 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The judge signed the paperwork, I'm officially adopted by the Momma cat down the street.
I buy my wrongthink by the bushel
September 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I buy my wrongthink by the bushel
Done reacting to the thing in Utah.
Today is 9/11 real tragedy happened and real heroes made.
Today is 9/11 real tragedy happened and real heroes made.
a man in a suit stands in front of a crowd and says anyway
ALT: a man in a suit stands in front of a crowd and says anyway
media.tenor.com
September 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Done reacting to the thing in Utah.
Today is 9/11 real tragedy happened and real heroes made.
Today is 9/11 real tragedy happened and real heroes made.
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This afternoon, in addition to Charlie Kirk, there was a school shooting. Bullets don't know and don't care if you are a Republican or Democrat. It is time for Republicans and Democrats to find a way to work together to reduce gun violence.
www.wcpo.com/us-news/crim...
www.wcpo.com/us-news/crim...
At least 2 students shot at high school in Colorado, authorities say
At least two students have been shot at Evergreen High School in Colorado, according to the Jefferson County Sheriff's Office.
www.wcpo.com
September 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
This afternoon, in addition to Charlie Kirk, there was a school shooting. Bullets don't know and don't care if you are a Republican or Democrat. It is time for Republicans and Democrats to find a way to work together to reduce gun violence.
www.wcpo.com/us-news/crim...
www.wcpo.com/us-news/crim...
It's still not Friday yet.
Let that sink in.
Let that sink in.
September 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
It's still not Friday yet.
Let that sink in.
Let that sink in.
I am officially monitored for subversive thoughts
September 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I am officially monitored for subversive thoughts
Not until I check with Reddit do I believe it really happened
September 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Not until I check with Reddit do I believe it really happened
It has been a long and painful journey of slef discovery, but i wanted everyone to k own that I have decided I am reverting back to Crunchy Peanut Butter.
September 2, 2025 at 11:48 AM
It has been a long and painful journey of slef discovery, but i wanted everyone to k own that I have decided I am reverting back to Crunchy Peanut Butter.
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“i never asked to be Bourne.”
- Matt Damon having an Identity crisis 😩
- Matt Damon having an Identity crisis 😩
August 12, 2025 at 12:32 PM
“i never asked to be Bourne.”
- Matt Damon having an Identity crisis 😩
- Matt Damon having an Identity crisis 😩
Where is the next mountain to tumble down?
July 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Where is the next mountain to tumble down?
Feeling low because I have 0 shirtworthy Skeets.
Introducing skeetshirts, where I put your bangers on tshirts
Your first installment brought to you by none other @raindro.bsky.social
And yes, that is a scannable QR code to his Bsky profile on the back
Let’s all clap for Dro for the writing banger but me for making the the shirt 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Your first installment brought to you by none other @raindro.bsky.social
And yes, that is a scannable QR code to his Bsky profile on the back
Let’s all clap for Dro for the writing banger but me for making the the shirt 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
July 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Feeling low because I have 0 shirtworthy Skeets.
Posting my SSN here because Bsky is the more trustworthy place to be defrauded...
July 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Posting my SSN here because Bsky is the more trustworthy place to be defrauded...
I got permission tonight from the last remaining family to use a name that is perfect for a Main Character who is a take on him. He was a petty crook, 100% charismatic, and self destructive. But also the source for so many of my crime fiction stories....
July 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I got permission tonight from the last remaining family to use a name that is perfect for a Main Character who is a take on him. He was a petty crook, 100% charismatic, and self destructive. But also the source for so many of my crime fiction stories....
Nobody seems to understand why water is so wet.
July 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Nobody seems to understand why water is so wet.