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nowayray.bsky.social
The Dapper Platypus
@nowayray.bsky.social
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Digital Hedgemage. Writer. Old Dude. GenX. Sailor from the way back. I say random things that cross my brain (aka Shitposter). Fighter against Authoritarianism in all forms. Ally to EVERY marginalized community. Lumon Employee He/Him
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On my way to Vegas
A slightly evil guy on his way to Vegas
October 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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The fall whiskey mule in Vegas
October 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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"Peterson" seems an appropriate appellation.

I'm guessing Peterson's council to Peter would have been to say, "What do you mean by 'With'?" instead of flat out denying anything.
Peter Denies Christ Luke 22:54-62 KJV Luke Chapter 22 54 Then took they him, and led him, and brought him into the high priest's house. And Peter followed afar off. 55 And when they had kindled a fire in the midst of the hall, and were set down together, Peter sat down among them. 56 But a certain maid beheld him as he sat by the fire, and earnestly looked upon him, and said, This man was also with him. 57 And he denied him, saying, Woman, I know him not.
May 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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When you need a zen garden but all you've got is hummus
Hummus with grooves in the top like a rake patten
May 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Jillian Anderson from Xfiles paused with an odd look on her face, subtitles say "new batteries Monday"
May 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Happy Monday
Jillian Anderson from Xfiles paused with a strange look on her face, subtitle on the picture says "New Batteries Monday"
May 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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A sneak peak to my OF account
A ceiling fan
May 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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I think I fixed it for you
A screen grab of a weather screen showing Drizzle and 55 degrees but with the "Drizzle" lined out in red and hand written below the drizzle is the word "shizzle"
May 9, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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Proof that spineless Dems like Schumer were young once too
Gavin Newsom Skeet: California built the film industry- and were ready to bring even more jobs home. We've proven what strong state incentives can do. Now it's time for a real federal partnership to Make America Film Again. POTUS let's get this done. Posted may 5 2025
May 6, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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What's about to happen is best described as a massacre
A crunch roll covered in spicy aoli
May 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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New keyboard. Who dis?
A new Keychain v10 max keyboard lit up with glowing lights and a freestanding retro commodore 64 number pad.
April 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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No words. Just none...

Also, yes, confirmed this actually happened here:

thehill.com/homenews/adm...
Screen cap of a Buzzfeed trending topic showing Donald Trump in front of Doctor Oz following his swearing in. Saying "We have too many eggs. In fact, if anything, the prices are getting too low."
April 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Assassin's Creed: JD Vance Edition
Tweet from the official vice presidential Twitter account showing JD Vance meeting the pope in 3 different pictures
April 24, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Did a thing today at:
Screen grab showing 8:46pm, 4/23/2025
April 24, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Your number on the Periodic Table is now 10
The periodic table symbol for Neon showing 10 NE 20 with the atomic weight of 20.180
April 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Somebody please unfollow so I can lead a normal life
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April 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Platypus cook in da house
Casserole dish with lightly browned crossoint rolls floating in a combo of cream of chicken cream of mushroom veggies and sautéed chicken
April 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Share a movie scene that lives rent free in your head.

"Anyone don't wanna die, better get on out the back"
Clint Eastwood from Unforgiven facing the crowd in the bar with a pistol about to announce, "anyone doesn't wanna die better clear on out the back"
April 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Original Gangsta:
Steve Buscemi from Boardwalk Empire dressed in a pinstripe suit with a flower in his lapel.
April 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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How I arrived at Bluesky:
Gary Oldman from Slow Horses looking sloppy, fat, and unkempt - his tie loose, his hair messy and the air looking vaguely Smokey in some kind of parlor.
April 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Break room shenanigans
Photo of a puzzle fulle assembled on a break room table
April 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Another Day of Trump wins...
4/21/25 stock ticker as of 3:16pm shows the Dow 31 down 1278.83 points (3.27%) on a steady and persistent selloff throughout the day. The headline at the top "Stocks are getting hit again as Trump lashes out at the Fed and Powell"
April 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Do they go shopping and keep their eyes averted as they should?
Two women from "The Handmaid's Tail" TV show dressed in red robes and white headpieces in a store. One carries a wire grocery basket while the other looks with an empty gaze at the produce in front of her.
April 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Hey @darthbluesky.bsky.social meet Lucy, named by my late sister after Lucifer, the runt of her litter at 14 y/o.
Lucy the brindle pit bull staring me down and claiming with her eyes I have not given her nearly enough love. Ever.
April 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM