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Mom to an awesome kid, wife, educator, avid reader, doomscroller, I did goat yoga once
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In Iceland, books are exchanged as Christmas Eve presents. Then you spend the rest of the night in bed reading them and eating chocolate. Sounds perfect to me.
the aurora borealis is shining over a waterfall
ALT: the aurora borealis is shining over a waterfall
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November 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
In Iceland, books are exchanged as Christmas Eve presents. Then you spend the rest of the night in bed reading them and eating chocolate. Sounds perfect to me.
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You ever think the guy with the Tiny Desk just wants to get back to work?
December 1, 2025 at 1:08 PM
You ever think the guy with the Tiny Desk just wants to get back to work?
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I pledge my votes forevermore to anyone who will abolish bookshops putting stickers on front covers 😤
November 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I pledge my votes forevermore to anyone who will abolish bookshops putting stickers on front covers 😤
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I contain multitudes
Oh
Oh shit
My multitudes containment system is failing, everyone retreat to a safe distance
Oh
Oh shit
My multitudes containment system is failing, everyone retreat to a safe distance
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I contain multitudes
Oh
Oh shit
My multitudes containment system is failing, everyone retreat to a safe distance
Oh
Oh shit
My multitudes containment system is failing, everyone retreat to a safe distance
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speed dating but it’s just a scholastic book fair for adults
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
speed dating but it’s just a scholastic book fair for adults
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(peering through my blinds) those motherfuckers better not come a wassailing
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
(peering through my blinds) those motherfuckers better not come a wassailing
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Frankenstein, or: Maybe You Shouldn't Have Built That Weird Man
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Frankenstein, or: Maybe You Shouldn't Have Built That Weird Man
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Has anyone tried turning the government off and back on again?
November 14, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Has anyone tried turning the government off and back on again?
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I want daylight saving time banned but I also want standard time banned. Just ban all time, I don't like it
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I want daylight saving time banned but I also want standard time banned. Just ban all time, I don't like it
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There should be a Scholastic Book Fair for grown ups that comes to our jobs, and we skip PE or art class to go browse the goods. Jobs should also have PE and art class.
November 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
There should be a Scholastic Book Fair for grown ups that comes to our jobs, and we skip PE or art class to go browse the goods. Jobs should also have PE and art class.
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“i fold,” said the poker player & the laundromat guy & the origami artist & the dems &
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
“i fold,” said the poker player & the laundromat guy & the origami artist & the dems &
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every book can be improved by including an illustrated map at the start
your book only takes place in one house? ok give me a floorplan
your book only takes place in one house? ok give me a floorplan
November 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
every book can be improved by including an illustrated map at the start
your book only takes place in one house? ok give me a floorplan
your book only takes place in one house? ok give me a floorplan
I really need the Dems to read the room, ffs.
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I really need the Dems to read the room, ffs.
Primary them all. Every single one who voted to stop the shutdown . The ones retiring need to be heckled. The Rs will NEVER have to work with us in a bipartisan way, because they know the Ds will always cave, and I have a lot of rage about it.
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Primary them all. Every single one who voted to stop the shutdown . The ones retiring need to be heckled. The Rs will NEVER have to work with us in a bipartisan way, because they know the Ds will always cave, and I have a lot of rage about it.
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My mom can pick us up at the void if your mom can drop us off
November 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
My mom can pick us up at the void if your mom can drop us off
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You could survive so many horror movies by simply saying "no thank you"
November 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
You could survive so many horror movies by simply saying "no thank you"
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“You need 8 cups of water a day” is junk science. Most people get all of their water needs fulfilled by the moisture in fresh mozzarella cheese
November 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
“You need 8 cups of water a day” is junk science. Most people get all of their water needs fulfilled by the moisture in fresh mozzarella cheese
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Sick of the rat race man. These rats are fast as shit. Tired of losing.
November 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Sick of the rat race man. These rats are fast as shit. Tired of losing.
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i’m doing balloon animals for the party tonight hope everyone likes worms
November 8, 2025 at 12:16 AM
i’m doing balloon animals for the party tonight hope everyone likes worms
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COKE: is pepsi okay
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
COKE: is pepsi okay
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
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Omg so excited for “am I sick or just cold or so worried about money that I’m having chills or literally convulsing from all the environmental and holiday stress or just really hungry or all of the above” season
November 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Omg so excited for “am I sick or just cold or so worried about money that I’m having chills or literally convulsing from all the environmental and holiday stress or just really hungry or all of the above” season
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it's No November. don't ask me for anything, i said no
November 3, 2025 at 11:30 AM
it's No November. don't ask me for anything, i said no
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The biggest problem we have as a society is that “colonel” is spelled like that and no one’s doing a damn thing about it.
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
The biggest problem we have as a society is that “colonel” is spelled like that and no one’s doing a damn thing about it.