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Going through the photos I took in the States and discovered some bathroom mirror selfies I forgot to post, so have them as a treat xo
A four-part series with a prestige cast about the assassination of an obscure late-19th century President? What the hell, sure
November 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
A four-part series with a prestige cast about the assassination of an obscure late-19th century President? What the hell, sure
Bagged the goods: only the finest literature in this household
November 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Bagged the goods: only the finest literature in this household
❄️ do you guys like my badge?
November 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
❄️ do you guys like my badge?
Boomer lawyer next to me on the train is breaking all kinds of client confidentiality rules bc he has his emails blown up like 500% on his laptop
November 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Boomer lawyer next to me on the train is breaking all kinds of client confidentiality rules bc he has his emails blown up like 500% on his laptop
there are TOO MANY announcements on British trains SHUT UP i beg 😭
November 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
there are TOO MANY announcements on British trains SHUT UP i beg 😭
I've found another trashy NYC real estate show and of COURSE I am sat
November 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I've found another trashy NYC real estate show and of COURSE I am sat
Just used "I bet you find Seth Rogen funny" as an insult on an elder millennial and it worked
November 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Just used "I bet you find Seth Rogen funny" as an insult on an elder millennial and it worked
I hate hate HATE that AI has ruined writing techniques like the rule of three or parallelism 😤
Going back through my manuscript and ripping it out wherever I find it because I do NOT want anyone thinking 😖 I used 🤢 ChatGPT 🤮🤮🤮
Going back through my manuscript and ripping it out wherever I find it because I do NOT want anyone thinking 😖 I used 🤢 ChatGPT 🤮🤮🤮
November 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I hate hate HATE that AI has ruined writing techniques like the rule of three or parallelism 😤
Going back through my manuscript and ripping it out wherever I find it because I do NOT want anyone thinking 😖 I used 🤢 ChatGPT 🤮🤮🤮
Going back through my manuscript and ripping it out wherever I find it because I do NOT want anyone thinking 😖 I used 🤢 ChatGPT 🤮🤮🤮
Complimented the barista's haircut and he blushed so much, he's an adorable straight boy
November 16, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Complimented the barista's haircut and he blushed so much, he's an adorable straight boy
Donald Trump blowing Bill Clinton's saxophone is funnier than that time he died
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Donald Trump blowing Bill Clinton's saxophone is funnier than that time he died
Winter is upon us. It's mocha season ☕
November 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Winter is upon us. It's mocha season ☕
It's so funny this story spawned hundreds of suggestions of different buildings which would make more suitable (and more splendid) accommodation for the Prime Minister and his staff
But most of the arguments against it are because we hate ourselves and think the PM should live in a broom cupboard
But most of the arguments against it are because we hate ourselves and think the PM should live in a broom cupboard
November 15, 2025 at 11:20 AM
It's so funny this story spawned hundreds of suggestions of different buildings which would make more suitable (and more splendid) accommodation for the Prime Minister and his staff
But most of the arguments against it are because we hate ourselves and think the PM should live in a broom cupboard
But most of the arguments against it are because we hate ourselves and think the PM should live in a broom cupboard
We're probably far enough away from 2002 that Gen Z students think this building is named after Rupaul or Lady Gaga or something
November 15, 2025 at 10:48 AM
We're probably far enough away from 2002 that Gen Z students think this building is named after Rupaul or Lady Gaga or something
The lights are up! Yay!
November 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The lights are up! Yay!
Some guy in Burger King just sat down next to a random old woman, said, "Let us nick a chip off you," and then looked absolutely mortified as he realised his mother was sitting at the next table 💀💀
November 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Some guy in Burger King just sat down next to a random old woman, said, "Let us nick a chip off you," and then looked absolutely mortified as he realised his mother was sitting at the next table 💀💀
In too deep and accidentally care about work again oops
November 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
In too deep and accidentally care about work again oops
Now THIS is how you do trailers
Less than a minute, and a playful hint at what's to come – not a three-minute redux of the entire plot and the only good bits of the movie spoiled before you even set foot in the cinema
Less than a minute, and a playful hint at what's to come – not a three-minute redux of the entire plot and the only good bits of the movie spoiled before you even set foot in the cinema
November 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Now THIS is how you do trailers
Less than a minute, and a playful hint at what's to come – not a three-minute redux of the entire plot and the only good bits of the movie spoiled before you even set foot in the cinema
Less than a minute, and a playful hint at what's to come – not a three-minute redux of the entire plot and the only good bits of the movie spoiled before you even set foot in the cinema
I swear to Christ if they whack up our taxes (and pilfer from our private pension contributions!) to pay off a bunch of boomers who should have just picked up a fucking newspaper before I was born I'll riot
The Pension Act of 1995 wasn't a state secret for fuck sake
The Pension Act of 1995 wasn't a state secret for fuck sake
BREAKING: Work and Pensions Secretary Pat McFadden announces the government will reconsider whether to award compensation to Waspi women
He said new evidence has emerged as part of the legal proceedings challenging the government's decision
He said new evidence has emerged as part of the legal proceedings challenging the government's decision
November 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I swear to Christ if they whack up our taxes (and pilfer from our private pension contributions!) to pay off a bunch of boomers who should have just picked up a fucking newspaper before I was born I'll riot
The Pension Act of 1995 wasn't a state secret for fuck sake
The Pension Act of 1995 wasn't a state secret for fuck sake
*David Attenborough voice*
"This is where warmed-up sandwiches collide: here we have a melt shouting at a toastie"
"This is where warmed-up sandwiches collide: here we have a melt shouting at a toastie"
November 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
*David Attenborough voice*
"This is where warmed-up sandwiches collide: here we have a melt shouting at a toastie"
"This is where warmed-up sandwiches collide: here we have a melt shouting at a toastie"
As a kid, we were taught that Remembrance was a sombre, solemn occasion. The way to show respect was to wear a small poppy, do the silence, lay a wreath and practice dignified reflection.
Now it's a tacky holiday – a yankified contest in performative 'patriotism'
Now it's a tacky holiday – a yankified contest in performative 'patriotism'
November 10, 2025 at 9:12 AM
As a kid, we were taught that Remembrance was a sombre, solemn occasion. The way to show respect was to wear a small poppy, do the silence, lay a wreath and practice dignified reflection.
Now it's a tacky holiday – a yankified contest in performative 'patriotism'
Now it's a tacky holiday – a yankified contest in performative 'patriotism'
Bonfire night has been and gone yet it's still mild enough to go outside in just a t-shirt 🤨
November 8, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Bonfire night has been and gone yet it's still mild enough to go outside in just a t-shirt 🤨
WWII veteran says the state of the country today isn't worth the trauma and the sacrifice he and his friends suffered
Right wing weirdos immediately assume he's talking about immigration
???
Right wing weirdos immediately assume he's talking about immigration
???
This what Alec Penstone said.
At no point does he blame immigration, the Right have just declared that is what he said for their own racist purposes.
At no point does he blame immigration, the Right have just declared that is what he said for their own racist purposes.
November 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
WWII veteran says the state of the country today isn't worth the trauma and the sacrifice he and his friends suffered
Right wing weirdos immediately assume he's talking about immigration
???
Right wing weirdos immediately assume he's talking about immigration
???
Notice how she keeps needing to dab at her eye with a tissue because otherwise there would be NO SIGN WHATSOEVER that she's "crying"?
November 7, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Notice how she keeps needing to dab at her eye with a tissue because otherwise there would be NO SIGN WHATSOEVER that she's "crying"?
AOC needs to primary this sleazeball
Q: It's election day in NYC. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
November 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
AOC needs to primary this sleazeball