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'So far, Australia has forcibly sent four men to Nauru from [the "NZYQ" cohort], in exchange for more than $400m upfront and up to $70m a year. The scheme is expected to cost Australia $2.5bn over 30 years.'
Fighting Tories doesn't come cheap.
Fighting Tories doesn't come cheap.
November 12, 2025 at 6:34 AM
'So far, Australia has forcibly sent four men to Nauru from [the "NZYQ" cohort], in exchange for more than $400m upfront and up to $70m a year. The scheme is expected to cost Australia $2.5bn over 30 years.'
Fighting Tories doesn't come cheap.
Fighting Tories doesn't come cheap.
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my new AI powered lamp is trained on millions of lamp interactions so it understands that 50% of chain pulls are to turn it on and the other 50% are to turn it off. and honestly, it's a little spooky how it knows exactly what i want almost half of the time
March 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
my new AI powered lamp is trained on millions of lamp interactions so it understands that 50% of chain pulls are to turn it on and the other 50% are to turn it off. and honestly, it's a little spooky how it knows exactly what i want almost half of the time
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I prefer the singular possessive, "Oh, for fuck's sake." It just sounds more professional.
November 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I prefer the singular possessive, "Oh, for fuck's sake." It just sounds more professional.
This is disingenuous. The BOM briefed emergency services on the new website, including that some fire danger information should continue to be accessed via the old site.
If CFA didn't pass this to their members the failure is there.
If CFA didn't pass this to their members the failure is there.
As bushfire season approaches, firefighters say the BOM's redesigned website is missing crucial safety data.
Firefighters sound alarm over missing data on new BOM site
As bushfire season approaches, firefighters say the BOM's redesigned website is missing crucial safety data.
www.abc.net.au
November 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
This is disingenuous. The BOM briefed emergency services on the new website, including that some fire danger information should continue to be accessed via the old site.
If CFA didn't pass this to their members the failure is there.
If CFA didn't pass this to their members the failure is there.
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I do not plan on waxing my oval office.
This looks like the signage at a place you’d get waxed
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 7, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I do not plan on waxing my oval office.
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This is complete hogwash
November 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
This is complete hogwash
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My favorite comment on the FT story
November 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
My favorite comment on the FT story
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Worst sex advice ever.
November 5, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Worst sex advice ever.
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This is brilliant
November 3, 2025 at 4:44 AM
This is brilliant
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Age restrictions on social media for over 50s.
A friend told me that her American dad got in touch to talk about some news he'd seen on Facebook: there are riots in England over DEI, and the King dramatically burst into parliament to tell Starmer off, and then Prince William did the same to Sadiq Khan. AI really is inventing bold new universes
November 3, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Age restrictions on social media for over 50s.
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support for stopping all immigration drops by 2/3rds if you tell people it'd leave the NHS short staffed
November 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
support for stopping all immigration drops by 2/3rds if you tell people it'd leave the NHS short staffed
Might walk the dog
November 2, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Might walk the dog
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Stop forcing this shit on us.
November 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Stop forcing this shit on us.
Stop jamming your 'AI assistant' into everything.
No, I do not need your bullshit summary of a 2 page document.
No, I do not need your bullshit summary of a 2 page document.
October 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Stop jamming your 'AI assistant' into everything.
No, I do not need your bullshit summary of a 2 page document.
No, I do not need your bullshit summary of a 2 page document.
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Wake up babe, new “formerly known as prince” just dropped
King Charles strips Andrew of ‘prince’ title
Andrew will now lose his title and move out of Royal Lodge, a statement from Buckingham Palace says.
www.smh.com.au
October 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Wake up babe, new “formerly known as prince” just dropped
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lmao, Bolt lives in Victoria but I feel like he's never seen people here?
October 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
lmao, Bolt lives in Victoria but I feel like he's never seen people here?
Dan Andrews didn't actually fall down the stairs level of derangement.
Oh God. How could it possibly get worse. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
October 28, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Dan Andrews didn't actually fall down the stairs level of derangement.
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📣THREAD: It’s surprising to me that so many people were surprised to learn that Signal runs partly on AWS (something we can do because we use encryption to make sure no one but you–not AWS, not Signal, not anyone–can access your comms).
It’s also concerning. 1/
It’s also concerning. 1/
PSA: we're aware that Signal is down for some people. This appears to be related to a major AWS outage. Stand by.
October 27, 2025 at 10:38 AM
📣THREAD: It’s surprising to me that so many people were surprised to learn that Signal runs partly on AWS (something we can do because we use encryption to make sure no one but you–not AWS, not Signal, not anyone–can access your comms).
It’s also concerning. 1/
It’s also concerning. 1/
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DOS archaeology ain't much, but it's honest work.
October 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
DOS archaeology ain't much, but it's honest work.
Your regular reminder that established property doesn't not disappear if an investor doesn't buy it.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Once Australia’s second priciest city, Melbourne has become more affordable. What happened – and will it last?
More homes and less property investor activity has seen Victoria’s capital rise up the affordability rankings
www.theguardian.com
October 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Your regular reminder that established property doesn't not disappear if an investor doesn't buy it.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
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I'm in my fifties and have just had my first Botox treatment. I cannot express how I feel about it. Or anything else, for that matter.
October 24, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I'm in my fifties and have just had my first Botox treatment. I cannot express how I feel about it. Or anything else, for that matter.
This is the purest essence of why local institutions are so important. What wonderfully thoughtful staff this place has.
A country Victorian art gallery has surprised local artist Hamish Elsmann with an exhibition of work he never knew it was keeping. The community response has changed his life.
Gallery celebrates secret artist hidden in plain sight
A country Victorian art gallery has surprised local artist Hamish Elsmann with an exhibition of work he never knew it was keeping. The community response has changed his life.
www.abc.net.au
October 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
This is the purest essence of why local institutions are so important. What wonderfully thoughtful staff this place has.
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This is a genuine screenshot from the No Kings website, and this is a Very Australian thing to do.
October 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
This is a genuine screenshot from the No Kings website, and this is a Very Australian thing to do.
Mark Latham watching from the sidelines with a massive rage on.
In declaring he won't be recontesting his lower house seat and letting speculation run that he might jump ship for One Nation, Barnaby Joyce is declaring he's had enough with the Nationals under David Littleproud.
Barnaby hasn't quit the Nats yet — but he's sending a message
In declaring he won't be recontesting his lower house seat and letting speculation run that he might jump ship for One Nation, Barnaby Joyce is declaring he's had enough with the Nationals under David Littleproud.
www.abc.net.au
October 18, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Mark Latham watching from the sidelines with a massive rage on.