pseudomorph
@pseudomorph.bsky.social
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Don't say the q word."
"Don't say the q word."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
'That's not what it means.'
'That's not what it means.'
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“So what’s left over for me after your fees and the subagents’ fees and the withholding tax?”
“So what’s left over for me after your fees and the subagents’ fees and the withholding tax?”
February 8, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Don't say the q word."
"Don't say the q word."
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Used to be a time where we treated even the chance of introducing GPL’d code into our codebases like a toxic hazard and people now just pumping any old sludge that has been trained on it into their code lol
February 5, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Used to be a time where we treated even the chance of introducing GPL’d code into our codebases like a toxic hazard and people now just pumping any old sludge that has been trained on it into their code lol
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Wed, 4 Feb 2026 has been declared a day of Total Fire Ban in the Wimmera, North Central and Central (includes Melbourne and Geelong) district(s) of Victoria.
#VicFires
#VicFires
February 3, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Wed, 4 Feb 2026 has been declared a day of Total Fire Ban in the Wimmera, North Central and Central (includes Melbourne and Geelong) district(s) of Victoria.
#VicFires
#VicFires
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read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000
February 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000
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klan or cop they both wear mask for the same reason, they're scared of consequences and know deep down what they do is wrong. Unmask every single one.
Yes because then they’d have to face the reality of what people think of them
February 1, 2026 at 5:39 AM
klan or cop they both wear mask for the same reason, they're scared of consequences and know deep down what they do is wrong. Unmask every single one.
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What's the point of the state if it's not managing basic resources and industries. Railways, healthcare, power, water, post office and more should be publicly owned. In any sane system this wouldn't even be up for debate.
January 29, 2026 at 3:55 PM
What's the point of the state if it's not managing basic resources and industries. Railways, healthcare, power, water, post office and more should be publicly owned. In any sane system this wouldn't even be up for debate.
School has returned. And so have The Commuters.
January 28, 2026 at 8:24 PM
School has returned. And so have The Commuters.
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Selling one ticket is infinitely more funny than selling no tickets.
January 27, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Selling one ticket is infinitely more funny than selling no tickets.
Sounds alright, but honestly it has its ups and downs.
I have a small ambition to get stuck in the lift at work. Other people manage it. Bit of peace and have people running round after me, for once. Sounds alright.
January 27, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Sounds alright, but honestly it has its ups and downs.
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Greetings from Melbourne Australia where it's 45 degrees celsius, and I'd like to scoop some snow into my bra and stand in an alpine river with only my eyes showing.
I don’t know about you but I could sure go for a mosquito bite and a sunburn right now.
January 27, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Greetings from Melbourne Australia where it's 45 degrees celsius, and I'd like to scoop some snow into my bra and stand in an alpine river with only my eyes showing.
If I was to design a business for efficiency, it would absolutely not be the way Australian pharmacies operate.
January 27, 2026 at 12:34 AM
If I was to design a business for efficiency, it would absolutely not be the way Australian pharmacies operate.
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we have Bellingcat doing video analysis of executions in America. Got here pretty quick guys
Alex Pretti, a 37-year-old intensive care unit nurse was shot and killed by federal agents in Minneapolis, on January 24. DHS claims he died after an armed struggle, but videos of the incident appears to contradict that claim. Read our analysis here: www.bellingcat.com/news/2026/01...
Alex Pretti: Analysing Footage of Minneapolis CBP Shooting - bellingcat
Bellingcat has analysed video of the shooting of Alex Pretti in Minneapolis. The footage appears to contradict statements made by the Department of Homeland Security.
www.bellingcat.com
January 26, 2026 at 8:33 AM
we have Bellingcat doing video analysis of executions in America. Got here pretty quick guys
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As a transsexual I can't tell you how thrilled I am that fascists are feeling unsafe in bathrooms.
January 23, 2026 at 4:04 PM
As a transsexual I can't tell you how thrilled I am that fascists are feeling unsafe in bathrooms.
Tired. Only one more 12hr day until I can get one day off.
January 18, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Tired. Only one more 12hr day until I can get one day off.
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January 12, 2026 at 9:23 PM
@camwalker.bsky.social thinking of you and all the boys and girls on the trucks. Stay safe.
January 9, 2026 at 11:16 AM
@camwalker.bsky.social thinking of you and all the boys and girls on the trucks. Stay safe.
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Morning sit rep time.
Shit is bad, it is going to get worse.
The primary Official Source of info is www.emergency.vic.gov.au/respond/
Traffic info
traffic.vicroads.vic.gov.au
RedCross
register.redcross.org.au
BoM
reg.bom.gov.au/vic/warnings/
ABC
www.abc.net.au/emergency/in...
#VicFires
Shit is bad, it is going to get worse.
The primary Official Source of info is www.emergency.vic.gov.au/respond/
Traffic info
traffic.vicroads.vic.gov.au
RedCross
register.redcross.org.au
BoM
reg.bom.gov.au/vic/warnings/
ABC
www.abc.net.au/emergency/in...
#VicFires
January 8, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Morning sit rep time.
Shit is bad, it is going to get worse.
The primary Official Source of info is www.emergency.vic.gov.au/respond/
Traffic info
traffic.vicroads.vic.gov.au
RedCross
register.redcross.org.au
BoM
reg.bom.gov.au/vic/warnings/
ABC
www.abc.net.au/emergency/in...
#VicFires
Shit is bad, it is going to get worse.
The primary Official Source of info is www.emergency.vic.gov.au/respond/
Traffic info
traffic.vicroads.vic.gov.au
RedCross
register.redcross.org.au
BoM
reg.bom.gov.au/vic/warnings/
ABC
www.abc.net.au/emergency/in...
#VicFires
Listen to Asher. If you're in a high fire danger area in Victoria, leave. Leave tonight or early tomorrow.
If it's not already, shit's about to get real.
If it's not already, shit's about to get real.
If it’s safe to leave, leave now. If VIC Emergency suggests you should leave, please leave
January 8, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Listen to Asher. If you're in a high fire danger area in Victoria, leave. Leave tonight or early tomorrow.
If it's not already, shit's about to get real.
If it's not already, shit's about to get real.
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If it’s safe to leave, leave now. If VIC Emergency suggests you should leave, please leave
January 8, 2026 at 7:34 AM
If it’s safe to leave, leave now. If VIC Emergency suggests you should leave, please leave
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PS from this account's admin.
* Fuck Trump and his enablers
* Always vote for the most left-wing candidate that has a chance of winning
* And please follow @grokofshit.bsky.social
* Fuck Trump and his enablers
* Always vote for the most left-wing candidate that has a chance of winning
* And please follow @grokofshit.bsky.social
If you make a silly, niche social media account that somehow starts getting a large following, that doesn't mean you can suddenly pivot to giving your thoughts on world events or politics. People follow you for the silly niche thing and that's all they'll ever want from you.
January 4, 2026 at 5:11 PM
PS from this account's admin.
* Fuck Trump and his enablers
* Always vote for the most left-wing candidate that has a chance of winning
* And please follow @grokofshit.bsky.social
* Fuck Trump and his enablers
* Always vote for the most left-wing candidate that has a chance of winning
* And please follow @grokofshit.bsky.social
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amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders