Christopher Owen
@oysta.au
I wail a lot about computers and the Newcastle Knights. I also now wail about the SF Giants. Sometimes I post about chicken and gaming. You may use software that I’ve written, sorry. Currently helping humans explore space.
🇦🇺 Sydney
🕸️ https://oysta.au/
🇦🇺 Sydney
🕸️ https://oysta.au/
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Christopher Owen
@oysta.au
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“In space, no one can hear you scream”
I mean in hindsight this is actually a good promotion for space
I mean in hindsight this is actually a good promotion for space
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Australia: Spends 6 months debating who’s going to open the batting in the Boxing Day test
Also Australia: Travis Head and Scott Boland opening the batting on Boxing Day
#ashes
Also Australia: Travis Head and Scott Boland opening the batting on Boxing Day
#ashes
Australia: Spends 6 months debating who’s going to open the batting in the first #Ashes test
Also Australia: Inadvertently ends up with Smith and Labuschagne at the crease 3 balls in.
Also Australia: Inadvertently ends up with Smith and Labuschagne at the crease 3 balls in.
December 26, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Australia: Spends 6 months debating who’s going to open the batting in the Boxing Day test
Also Australia: Travis Head and Scott Boland opening the batting on Boxing Day
#ashes
Also Australia: Travis Head and Scott Boland opening the batting on Boxing Day
#ashes
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Scotty Boland.
#Ashes
#Ashes
a man stands in front of a crowd with the words are you not entertained
ALT: a man stands in front of a crowd with the words are you not entertained
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Scotty Boland.
#Ashes
#Ashes
10mm of grass in the bongs as well
December 26, 2025 at 6:08 AM
10mm of grass in the bongs as well
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It doesn’t fix things, but it really does bring me comfort to know how miserable some of the worst people are. Donald Trump tweeting over 200 times on Christmas. Billionaires fighting with strangers online during the holidays. Everything about Elon Musk
December 26, 2025 at 5:25 AM
It doesn’t fix things, but it really does bring me comfort to know how miserable some of the worst people are. Donald Trump tweeting over 200 times on Christmas. Billionaires fighting with strangers online during the holidays. Everything about Elon Musk
Nobody understands how WinViz works
December 26, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Nobody understands how WinViz works
That was fucking close
December 26, 2025 at 5:06 AM
That was fucking close
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Time for Carey to stand up
December 26, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Time for Carey to stand up
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Germans love the Christmas movie The Hard
December 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Germans love the Christmas movie The Hard
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The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction
December 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction
Wham bam thank you ham
December 26, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Wham bam thank you ham
Do you reckon they get tired of having to do ridiculous appeals and celebrations for ads?
December 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Do you reckon they get tired of having to do ridiculous appeals and celebrations for ads?
Haha that’s a fucking no-ball
December 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Haha that’s a fucking no-ball
This is a bit of a tongue lashing
December 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
This is a bit of a tongue lashing
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[‘Baby Shark’ tune]
🎶 Mitchell Starc doo doo doo doo 🎶
🎶 Mitchell Starc doo doo doo doo 🎶
December 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
[‘Baby Shark’ tune]
🎶 Mitchell Starc doo doo doo doo 🎶
🎶 Mitchell Starc doo doo doo doo 🎶
Background noise says we need less background noise
December 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Background noise says we need less background noise
Incredible how stooped Weatherwald is in his stance.
December 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Incredible how stooped Weatherwald is in his stance.