Christopher Owen
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Christopher Owen
@oysta.au
I wail a lot about computers and the Newcastle Knights. I also now wail about the SF Giants. Sometimes I post about chicken and gaming. You may use software that I’ve written, sorry. Currently helping humans explore space.

🇦🇺 Sydney
🕸️ https://oysta.au/
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“In space, no one can hear you scream”

I mean in hindsight this is actually a good promotion for space
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover
February 10, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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Okay, I’ve heard all the criticisms. I agree now that my plan to create a Jonestown on Mars was foolish and dangerous. I will instead be building a much more achievable Jonestown on the Moon
February 10, 2026 at 1:29 AM
i wonder if BYD drivers are better than Tesla ones, i guess we will find out pretty quickly
February 10, 2026 at 12:48 AM
I simply think we need to ban cops looking like Reagan Campbell-Gillard
February 10, 2026 at 12:47 AM
is it “setting a reasonable price”?
February 10, 2026 at 12:36 AM
i’m sure this is all very good
February 10, 2026 at 12:30 AM
some people definitely need one more prompt (criticality)
February 10, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Can’t post this on the banger not in English thread because it has a lot of english too, but fuck yeah I love it
28 Days - Kill the Fake (Seshoo)
From 'Upstyledown'
www.youtube.com
February 10, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Meetings are what you call the juvenile form, they grow up eventually to be meets, which are even worse
February 9, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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General von Paulus, when Hitler demanded to know why he lost the Battle of Stalingrad:
They’re constantly growing new single guys on a big farm
February 9, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Incredible issue #1 for the AI generated c compiler
Hello world does not compile · Issue #1 · anthropics/claudes-c-compiler
Tested inside fedora 43 container, ubuntu 26.04 container and on regular fedora 42 installation, same error Took example directly from README.md GCC is present and can compile code just fine: root:...
github.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:31 PM
If they wanted to promote social cohesion, NSW police should have used spray glue instead you would have thought
February 9, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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NSW Police used pepper spray, helicopters, horses and blockades as part of a new program designed to bring the community together.
Read more: theshovel.com.au/2026/02/10/s...
February 9, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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You're needed once again
February 9, 2026 at 11:16 PM
What a fucken scumbag
February 9, 2026 at 11:09 PM
nobody should be named Keir Starmer
February 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
this is the way
Chatgippity create a grocery list for me

Grok eat my dinner for me

Gemini replace my brainstem and pump my heart for me
February 9, 2026 at 11:04 PM
i guess this will be right after the hyperloop and fully autonomous driving
February 9, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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yc now wants your claude code transcripts, which is the first time a startup accelerator has explicitly asked you to show your homework to prove you didn’t do your homework
February 9, 2026 at 9:34 PM
fuck off mate
February 9, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Exactly this. He is just a dull and terrible leader
I think it’s a Minns problem. He’s been wanting to stop the protests since October 2023. So his govt imposed laws which set up inevitable police/protester confrontation. He’s a disgrace.
Whatever you think about the protests against Herzog — and nothing I say should be taken as an endorsement of any particular position — the fact that every major protest went smoothly (Melbourne, Brisbane, Perth, Darwin, Adelaide) except Sydney suggests a Sydney-specific policing problem.
February 9, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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I think it’s a Minns problem. He’s been wanting to stop the protests since October 2023. So his govt imposed laws which set up inevitable police/protester confrontation. He’s a disgrace.
Whatever you think about the protests against Herzog — and nothing I say should be taken as an endorsement of any particular position — the fact that every major protest went smoothly (Melbourne, Brisbane, Perth, Darwin, Adelaide) except Sydney suggests a Sydney-specific policing problem.
February 9, 2026 at 8:49 PM
First TRUTH of the morning
February 9, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Downgrading to a moon colony from a mars colony hardly seems as aspirational as building a sentient sun does it
February 9, 2026 at 8:18 PM
February 9, 2026 at 12:14 PM