Christopher Owen
@oysta.au
I wail a lot about computers and the Newcastle Knights. I also now wail about the SF Giants. Sometimes I post about chicken and gaming. You may use software that I’ve written, sorry. Currently helping humans explore space.
🇦🇺 Sydney
🕸️ https://oysta.au/
🇦🇺 Sydney
🕸️ https://oysta.au/
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Christopher Owen
@oysta.au
· Jun 23
Eleven
It turns out that eleven is a very auspicious number.
christopherowen.au
It has been exactly eleven years today since my computer tried to kill me.
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This guy is an imbecile. An actual imbecile.
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
This guy is an imbecile. An actual imbecile.
It’s amazing that Chris Minns hasn’t devised a way to use greyhound racing to combat neo nazis yet
November 11, 2025 at 10:15 AM
It’s amazing that Chris Minns hasn’t devised a way to use greyhound racing to combat neo nazis yet
Can’t believe chocolate eggs for easter 2028 are already in the shops
November 11, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Can’t believe chocolate eggs for easter 2028 are already in the shops
Average software developer task estimate
TRUMP: US TO LAUNCH NEW AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEM WITHIN 2–3 WEEKS
November 11, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Average software developer task estimate
My house is on tank water, it’s delivered by an M4 Sherman
November 11, 2025 at 8:49 AM
My house is on tank water, it’s delivered by an M4 Sherman
“And did Geloca think the Yulus were too ugly to save?”
November 11, 2025 at 8:42 AM
“And did Geloca think the Yulus were too ugly to save?”
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this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports
November 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports
oh he’s three spreadsheets to the wind
November 11, 2025 at 8:01 AM
oh he’s three spreadsheets to the wind
It’s the who will be left carrying the can game
Japanese giant SoftBank said Tuesday it has sold its entire stake in tech giant Nvidia for $5.83 billion.
Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 AM
It’s the who will be left carrying the can game
Any word can be in the Bible if you try hard enough
November 11, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Any word can be in the Bible if you try hard enough
Obviously hasn’t heard of Ozymandias
November 11, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Obviously hasn’t heard of Ozymandias
tell that to the people that made Excel
November 11, 2025 at 7:15 AM
tell that to the people that made Excel
look if you want to argue with a chatbot at least try to salvage some remnant of self-respect and don’t do it in full view of the public
November 11, 2025 at 7:03 AM
look if you want to argue with a chatbot at least try to salvage some remnant of self-respect and don’t do it in full view of the public
I think the deceased should be able to sue for defo if and only if they can appear in court
November 11, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I think the deceased should be able to sue for defo if and only if they can appear in court
You know who else was bad? That’s right, Hitler.
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
You know who else was bad? That’s right, Hitler.
Average consumer SaaS notification
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Average consumer SaaS notification
Much like blockchain ai is pushed to solve already more cheaply solved problems
I should add that “cross referencing aliases” is a solved problem with databases. No AI needed for this one.
November 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Much like blockchain ai is pushed to solve already more cheaply solved problems
High Sydney glory levels outside today, get amongst it
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
High Sydney glory levels outside today, get amongst it
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Paul Keating speaking in parliament on the condolence motion on John Kerr. (completely ad-libbed)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Hx8...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Hx8...
Paul Keating on the Sir John Kerr condolence motion
YouTube video by AusQuestionTime
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Paul Keating speaking in parliament on the condolence motion on John Kerr. (completely ad-libbed)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Hx8...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Hx8...
then he died, seems like a bad idea
John Laws dined at one Sydney restaurant almost every day for 25 years
John Laws dined at one Sydney restaurant almost every day for 25 years
The late talkback radio veteran had a table permanently reserved just for him, number 53.
www.smh.com.au
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
then he died, seems like a bad idea
the ragesheen oasis take that everyone wanted to see
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
the ragesheen oasis take that everyone wanted to see
The off balance dummy-half pass is such an iconic style of Rugby League photography
November 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The off balance dummy-half pass is such an iconic style of Rugby League photography