Christopher Owen
@oysta.au
I wail a lot about computers and the Newcastle Knights. I also now wail about the SF Giants. Sometimes I post about chicken and gaming. You may use software that I’ve written, sorry. Currently helping humans explore space.
🇦🇺 Sydney
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🇦🇺 Sydney
🕸️ https://oysta.au/
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Christopher Owen
@oysta.au
· Jun 23
Eleven
It turns out that eleven is a very auspicious number.
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It has been exactly eleven years today since my computer tried to kill me.
This is so sad. Pining for the 1970s. Quintessential reactionaries.
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
This is so sad. Pining for the 1970s. Quintessential reactionaries.
And that caveat? We are never going to get those subs.
December 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
And that caveat? We are never going to get those subs.
Piss and vinegar? I’ll have just the piss please.
December 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Piss and vinegar? I’ll have just the piss please.
everyone should have to study Clausewitz before being able to post
December 4, 2025 at 9:01 AM
everyone should have to study Clausewitz before being able to post
whose dad now picks the fruit that goes to cottees?
December 4, 2025 at 8:32 AM
whose dad now picks the fruit that goes to cottees?
This is just like when Agent Doggett replaced Agent Mulder in the X-Files
December 4, 2025 at 7:13 AM
This is just like when Agent Doggett replaced Agent Mulder in the X-Files
"England looking to wrap this one up in a day!”
lol
lol
December 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM
"England looking to wrap this one up in a day!”
lol
lol
I’m sure Root is going to do well here against Starc though
*takes a big sip of lemonade*
*takes a big sip of lemonade*
December 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I’m sure Root is going to do well here against Starc though
*takes a big sip of lemonade*
*takes a big sip of lemonade*
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Day 3 tickets for sale my mother is sick again good price for you DM for details. #ashes
That bloke can fuck off because he is out as well.
got him fuck off you're out mitch is a genius #ashes
December 4, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Day 3 tickets for sale my mother is sick again good price for you DM for details. #ashes
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Still, at least England have notched up their best opening partnership of the series #TheCricket #Positives
December 4, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Still, at least England have notched up their best opening partnership of the series #TheCricket #Positives
First Over Starc has done it again
December 4, 2025 at 4:07 AM
First Over Starc has done it again
like ‘manifesto’ and ‘screed’ i’ve never heard ‘financialize’ be used for anything that isn’t just terrible
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 AM
like ‘manifesto’ and ‘screed’ i’ve never heard ‘financialize’ be used for anything that isn’t just terrible
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I think "financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion" might be the worst thing I've ever read
the competition is strong but it's a real contender
the competition is strong but it's a real contender
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I think "financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion" might be the worst thing I've ever read
the competition is strong but it's a real contender
the competition is strong but it's a real contender
checking in on umpire Sharfuddoula’s first class career stats
December 4, 2025 at 3:58 AM
checking in on umpire Sharfuddoula’s first class career stats
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YouTube Wrapped
You spent 2,186 minutes watching:
Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR)
We believe your reason for watching this was:
Not Sexual
You spent 2,186 minutes watching:
Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR)
We believe your reason for watching this was:
Not Sexual
December 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
YouTube Wrapped
You spent 2,186 minutes watching:
Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR)
We believe your reason for watching this was:
Not Sexual
You spent 2,186 minutes watching:
Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR)
We believe your reason for watching this was:
Not Sexual
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Cannot believe this one is nowhere in the thread
December 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Cannot believe this one is nowhere in the thread
There is no more delightful phrase than “england won the toss and elected to bat”
December 4, 2025 at 3:43 AM
There is no more delightful phrase than “england won the toss and elected to bat”