America Railroad Jr.
@mattiecamp.bsky.social
honorary retired teacher of dental architecture. sent from your ipad.
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my new AI powered lamp is trained on millions of lamp interactions so it understands that 50% of chain pulls are to turn it on and the other 50% are to turn it off. and honestly, it's a little spooky how it knows exactly what i want almost half of the time
March 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
my new AI powered lamp is trained on millions of lamp interactions so it understands that 50% of chain pulls are to turn it on and the other 50% are to turn it off. and honestly, it's a little spooky how it knows exactly what i want almost half of the time
Me when talking to old school Man City fans
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Me when talking to old school Man City fans
Note for every single city, state, province, country on earth: there have been low tax/tax free alternatives to your location for decades. The people/companies domiciled in you had a choice of lower taxes already. Tax as you need, to be the place you want to be. Empty threats don't matter.
New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
November 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Note for every single city, state, province, country on earth: there have been low tax/tax free alternatives to your location for decades. The people/companies domiciled in you had a choice of lower taxes already. Tax as you need, to be the place you want to be. Empty threats don't matter.
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‘Shut Up, Mother! Shut Up!’ Pleads George W. Bush To Dick Cheney Skeleton Dressed In Suit https://theonion.com/shut-up-mother-shut-up-pleads-george-w-bush-to-dick-cheney-skeleton-dressed-in-suit/
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
‘Shut Up, Mother! Shut Up!’ Pleads George W. Bush To Dick Cheney Skeleton Dressed In Suit https://theonion.com/shut-up-mother-shut-up-pleads-george-w-bush-to-dick-cheney-skeleton-dressed-in-suit/
Believed I had tickets to the concert tonight but turned up and it was just some guy playing tunes out of his Mitsubishi.
So I didn't see Oasis, it was just a Mirage
So I didn't see Oasis, it was just a Mirage
November 7, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Believed I had tickets to the concert tonight but turned up and it was just some guy playing tunes out of his Mitsubishi.
So I didn't see Oasis, it was just a Mirage
So I didn't see Oasis, it was just a Mirage
No one respects your time less than medical offices
November 6, 2025 at 5:24 AM
No one respects your time less than medical offices
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Every year we get closer to this happening on the news
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Every year we get closer to this happening on the news
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french queer eye is called Homme Improvement
November 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
french queer eye is called Homme Improvement
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nancy reagan welcoming dick cheney to hell
November 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
nancy reagan welcoming dick cheney to hell
From a Ska perspective, we have Kill Lincoln, Catbite, The Toasters and The Mighty Mighty Bosstones. A very tough choice.
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
From a Ska perspective, we have Kill Lincoln, Catbite, The Toasters and The Mighty Mighty Bosstones. A very tough choice.
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A Dershowitz bag lunch special capping a day that started with Cheney dying and saw Mamdani win would have to go down as the first good day of year
November 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
A Dershowitz bag lunch special capping a day that started with Cheney dying and saw Mamdani win would have to go down as the first good day of year
Xabi with another classic late yellow at Anfield
November 4, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Xabi with another classic late yellow at Anfield
Singing Ste Gerrard and Andy Robertson after Trent comes on. You weren't our greatest scouser and you weren't our greatest fullback. Brutal.
November 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Singing Ste Gerrard and Andy Robertson after Trent comes on. You weren't our greatest scouser and you weren't our greatest fullback. Brutal.
Into him, Curtis
November 4, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Into him, Curtis
Send the cunt off
November 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Send the cunt off
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![american indie developer deciding on a setting: in a cozy mountain town surrounded by wholesome yokai, ghibli inspired cooperative sustainable cherry blossoms and you can pet the dog
french indie developer deciding on a setting: in a world where the gestalt misery of colonisation's victims has manifested into a sort of misery elemental, three church-like religious organisations hav[nine more paragraphs that leave you feeling like you know less than you knew before you started reading]
polish indie developer deciding on a setting: warsaw👍🇵🇱 it is very bad](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bd5w6iipngycpaldvydcslbd/bafkreifwfovv2nzqcjd2cygzz5a6xqmqrcjclghyc37haz5rwygbg2krsa@jpeg)
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He doesn't look too happy about it either
November 4, 2025 at 6:50 AM
He doesn't look too happy about it either
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This is so funny I can't breathe
November 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
This is so funny I can't breathe
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Add a reference to California and you've got the next Red Hot Chili Peppers single
November 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Add a reference to California and you've got the next Red Hot Chili Peppers single
Old heads remember the Brady distribution before Gronk and Edelman
Patriots are the only team in NFL to have 6 different players lead them in receiving in a game.
November 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Old heads remember the Brady distribution before Gronk and Edelman
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The people behind me in the self serve waffle station line when I pour the raw waffle batter directly into a coffee mug.
November 3, 2025 at 2:51 PM
The people behind me in the self serve waffle station line when I pour the raw waffle batter directly into a coffee mug.