Have you considered converting it into an Excel spreadsheet?

Government runs on spreadsheets.

We have been. She's now lying on the floor panting. I too need a rest.

She seems keen.

It's ok, I cleaned the gutters today*

*Not a euphemism.

I use it professionally every day and IT'S FINE. I don't care if your bookmarks broke.

I have this with Adobe Acrobat. My org supplies it, I can't change it for something else. It keeps offering to summarize documents. I don't want to read a summary, the actual words and the order they're in matter.

The future sucks.

That too. Though for the likes of Toyota they're just another way to keep selling combustion engines.