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Social Media Hack, Emergency Management stuff and I have a set of Twins that even groan at how bad my Dad jokes are.
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So it was 13 years ago yesterday when I took this photo.
Bwahahahahah.... Gallup lost their spine and folded like a bad hand at poker.

Cowards.
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I did not know this existed, but now I do.

Oh boy, this is not going to end well for Angus if everyone sees this.
My all time favorite Angus Taylor Swift! #auspol
February 11, 2026 at 10:20 AM
This will not end well, bad things are going to happen.

A NOTAM (Notice to Air Missions) Yes I just undid what Trump did, see it is easy, like this was last issued on 9/11

Trump is doing bad shit, shit they don't want you to see.
February 11, 2026 at 9:27 AM
World IQ about to go up to 2010 levels...

Facebook is Facebroke.
February 11, 2026 at 9:16 AM
My change the battery in the smoke detector when an Australian party rolls a leader is one of the biggest cost of living increases I have ever had.

#Libspill
February 11, 2026 at 9:05 AM
We are still years out from an election in Australia, Sussssssan Ley nor Angus Taylor will be the leader of the Liberal Party come 6 months from the election.

#Libspill
February 11, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Great move Angus, well done #libspill

Oh boy the sentiment analysis is going to get this so wrong.
February 11, 2026 at 7:59 AM
A post so cold it is measured in a single digit on the Kelvin scale.

Love it.
Let's ask Scott Adams if ivermectin cures cancer.

Hang on. One sec. He's not picking up.
February 11, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Cool change is starting to move across the bay.

#MelbWeather
February 11, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
This, and then this, and then this, and oh yeah the stock market is based on what people think will happen, not will happen.

So yeah, this.
every single person writing credulously about "elon will put people on the moon" should have to pin this post to their monitor
February 10, 2026 at 10:13 AM
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me too pepper me too
February 10, 2026 at 5:14 AM
You could even say the missed the marks.
Estimates has just revealed that ASIO got the ABC's managing director wrong when seeking to email him about details in a recent Four Corners report. 10/10
February 10, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Heads up #VicFires folks.

Summer is not over, spike day tomorrow.

Forecast for 40c for Mildura, 38c for Wangaratta
February 10, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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Ah fuck it, let's bring back dialup and bulletin boards.

Quite the read this one.
February 9, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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I think I have found the plans for Elon's moon base online already.
February 9, 2026 at 11:43 AM
I think I have found the plans for Elon's moon base online already.
February 9, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Well that sucks.

#FuckCancer
In the worst news, the great, the amazing, the wonderful @kudelka.bsky.social has died.

A great friend, and an amazing man.

This is shattering.
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Okay... New plan, I have the #wolfcatcubs hanging washing on the line this time.

Lets see if that brings the rain.

Because I had the washing in at lunch time and literally got a few drops of rain.

#MelbWeather
February 8, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Stupid lack of rain meant I had to stay and help Mrs Wolfcat in the garden for hours.
February 8, 2026 at 4:18 AM
#MelbWeather

Port Phillip Squall Warning

Please be aware Waves may rise rapidly during squalls.

Squall Warning For Port Phillip

Issued at 12:49 pm EDT on Sunday 8 February 2026.

Thunderstorms this afternoon may produce squalls to 45 knots.
February 8, 2026 at 2:06 AM
#MelbWeather

Road Weather Alert for Melbourne for all suburbs

Issued at 12:26 pm EDT on Sunday 8 February 2026.

Slippery roads will make driving conditions dangerous during Sunday in all suburbs.

Reduce speed.
Maintain a greater distance between you and the vehicle in front.
February 8, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Heads up #MelbWeather folks, time to bring the washing in. Thunderstorms are starting to build.
February 8, 2026 at 1:32 AM
As someone that has literally sent a bad take accidently on a corp account ( yet it did make the papers ) I can tell you, no one can access the account of the POTUS... because that account can ( and may/still will ) end the FUCKING WORLD.

I was on holiday and my old Nokia switched accounts.
It’s weird how the White House can just blame a “staffer” for the racist post as if just any low level flunky can pretend to be the President of the United States at any random time.
February 7, 2026 at 12:19 PM