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RUOK Speedwagon
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Angle investor. Brunswick Secessionist Movement.

Melbourne, Australia
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We are governed by the biggest rubes
Talk about a cursed set of words
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Big anniversary for the CIA today, hey.
November 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Thank you Leigh Sales for reminding us everything is show biz to these people and all harm to others is entirely worth it
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Imagine being as rich as Laws was, retiring, and then returning to radio and spending the last fourteen years of his life broadcasting on the lowest rating station in Sydney, rather than doing anything else in the world that his money could buy him.
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Sure, bring back the man with zero personality who is hated by most Victorians.
November 8, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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Teals are just Tories who accept the climate change science.
November 7, 2025 at 5:53 AM
My kitchen is overrun with bees and I have no idea where they are coming from.
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Cool, we only need one in eight people to bash these things' heads in with a hammer annually and we will remain free of them.
Optimus will be built at a rate of a billion units per year and eliminate poverty
November 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM
More effective way to get rid of gyms than firebombing them, but less satisfying.
November 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
What even is the point of sub-editors.
November 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Lygon Court really is beginning to get Union Square vibes.
November 5, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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is that good
November 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
This was the best way to find out.
A third plane has struck Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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It’s nice all the Zone 2 people had a good time in the city for Oasis but given it was their first time in since 2017 they probably shouldn’t comment on the vibe. #SpringSt #Melbourne
November 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Always fun to watch a tourist stare at the Comeng train doors while they don't open.

(Was about to jump up to help, but someone opened them from the outside).
November 3, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Boomers can't miss a minute of unhinged news shows that make them angry.
Trump: "Thank goodness for TiVo or something thereof, right? We love TiVo. It's one of the greatest inventions in history. Have a good time. Thank you."
November 3, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The title of this song cracks me up every time I hear it.
#NowPlaying
🕦 11:34 am

🎵 What Nationality Is Les Murray
🧑‍🎤 TISM
💿 Machiavelli And The Four Seasons

🎧 Spotify

📝 Lyrics
November 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Soon...
November 2, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Stop forcing this shit on us.
November 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Tens of thousands Melburnians brave the machete-filled war zone in the empty streets of the CBD to see some obscure British band from the 1990s.

Don't come here, it's just so dead.
November 1, 2025 at 9:26 AM
It must suck to live in Adelaide, bypassed for some Wollongong beach suburb.
November 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Beautiful example of the Turkmenistan school
October 31, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Change one letter, ruin confectionary:

S&M's.
October 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM