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Angle investor. Brunswick Secessionist Movement.
Malinauskas could have had the easiest run in an election ever, possibly even wiping the Liberals out.
But he couldn't stop acting like a shoppie.
Fuck the shoppies. Second worst union in this country.
But he couldn't stop acting like a shoppie.
Fuck the shoppies. Second worst union in this country.
January 14, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Malinauskas could have had the easiest run in an election ever, possibly even wiping the Liberals out.
But he couldn't stop acting like a shoppie.
Fuck the shoppies. Second worst union in this country.
But he couldn't stop acting like a shoppie.
Fuck the shoppies. Second worst union in this country.
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The rule of law has truly collapsed in the US
This is 10th-grader Arnoldo Bazan.
A citizen.
Immigration agents grabbed him and put him in a chokehold.
"We're from the United States bro!' he screamed.
Agents took and sold his phone
And when he finally got home hours later, his shirt was ripped, he neck had angry, red welts, and he sobbed.
A citizen.
Immigration agents grabbed him and put him in a chokehold.
"We're from the United States bro!' he screamed.
Agents took and sold his phone
And when he finally got home hours later, his shirt was ripped, he neck had angry, red welts, and he sobbed.
January 14, 2026 at 12:09 AM
The rule of law has truly collapsed in the US
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the dilbert cunt flailing around in final desperation, panic setting in as he posted "please help me Mr President" on the pedophile app, then dying like a stupid cunt because he took horse paste for cancer treatment is something we can all agree is good and enjoyable to witness.
January 13, 2026 at 9:30 PM
the dilbert cunt flailing around in final desperation, panic setting in as he posted "please help me Mr President" on the pedophile app, then dying like a stupid cunt because he took horse paste for cancer treatment is something we can all agree is good and enjoyable to witness.
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We stand on the precipice of the dumbest debate about fire services funding you’ve ever seen
January 13, 2026 at 12:02 PM
We stand on the precipice of the dumbest debate about fire services funding you’ve ever seen
Putting grok into military networks to make child porn for soldiers?
U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced the integration of Elon Musk's xAI platform, Grok, into military networks as part of a new "AI acceleration strategy" during a visit to SpaceX.
January 13, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Putting grok into military networks to make child porn for soldiers?
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If I ran train replacement buses on the geelong line I would possibly consider scheduling some buses to go direct to geelong, seeing as a lot of people from geelong might not want a three hour tour of the western suburbs
January 13, 2026 at 7:11 AM
If I ran train replacement buses on the geelong line I would possibly consider scheduling some buses to go direct to geelong, seeing as a lot of people from geelong might not want a three hour tour of the western suburbs
The Three Colours trilogy.
we often talk about “what anime would you adapt into a movie” but here is a reverse: what movies would you adapt into an anime?
January 13, 2026 at 5:09 AM
The Three Colours trilogy.
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A lot of damage incurred just because South Australia's premier happens to personally hate a Palestinian writer's guts, hey. He really should be resigning for this
January 13, 2026 at 3:54 AM
A lot of damage incurred just because South Australia's premier happens to personally hate a Palestinian writer's guts, hey. He really should be resigning for this
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I'm sure its not lost on a lot of Australians here that what ICE is doing is exactly what Dutton wanted his dogbrained cunt home affairs agency doing. It's great to say abolish ICE but we should be saying abolish home affairs with the same gusto.
January 12, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I'm sure its not lost on a lot of Australians here that what ICE is doing is exactly what Dutton wanted his dogbrained cunt home affairs agency doing. It's great to say abolish ICE but we should be saying abolish home affairs with the same gusto.
Looking through the list of members of the MIFF board, to predict what's going to happen if there's a Palestinian film in this year's festival.
January 12, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Looking through the list of members of the MIFF board, to predict what's going to happen if there's a Palestinian film in this year's festival.
What sort of a fucking idiot doesn't know that if you're a dual citizen, you should always enter a country using that country's passport if you have one.
Even if the law doesn't enforce it, it stops immigration people treating you like you're trying to work there illegally.
Even if the law doesn't enforce it, it stops immigration people treating you like you're trying to work there illegally.
British-Australian retiree Ian Fletcher is meant to be going on a seven-week holiday to the UK with his wife Vicki in April, but it may not go ahead due to passport changes.
Dual citizen's trip with wife at risk amid UK passport change
British-Australian retiree Ian Fletcher is meant to be going on a seven-week holiday to the UK with his wife Vicki in April, but it may not go ahead due to passport changes.
www.abc.net.au
January 12, 2026 at 9:36 PM
What sort of a fucking idiot doesn't know that if you're a dual citizen, you should always enter a country using that country's passport if you have one.
Even if the law doesn't enforce it, it stops immigration people treating you like you're trying to work there illegally.
Even if the law doesn't enforce it, it stops immigration people treating you like you're trying to work there illegally.
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Telling Sky News to fuck off should be the national anthem.
January 12, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Telling Sky News to fuck off should be the national anthem.
I declare Marshall Law!
January 12, 2026 at 2:21 AM
I declare Marshall Law!
There's a subeditor in Adelaide who deserves a smack in the head for that headline.
Outrageous. Blaming Adler. Not the director. Not the rest of the board. Not the Premier. This one bad Jew. Fucking hell.
Tomorrow in the The Fertilizer:
Why declaring South Australia Judenfrei is the only way to correctly combat antisemitism.
Tomorrow in the The Fertilizer:
Why declaring South Australia Judenfrei is the only way to correctly combat antisemitism.
January 12, 2026 at 2:03 AM
There's a subeditor in Adelaide who deserves a smack in the head for that headline.
Every big bank in Australia is completely reliant on American cloud services. APRA has rules that the data must remain onshore, so they use those cloud providers' local regions, but there are still some parts of these cloud services that are entirely US-based (eg, AWS IAM). (1/x)
January 11, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Every big bank in Australia is completely reliant on American cloud services. APRA has rules that the data must remain onshore, so they use those cloud providers' local regions, but there are still some parts of these cloud services that are entirely US-based (eg, AWS IAM). (1/x)
Going to have the biggest piss-up when it happens. Any publican that doesn't keep their establishment open all night is a bum.
a group of men in tuxedos are carrying a coffin and dancing .
Alt: a group of men in tuxedos are carrying a coffin and dancing .
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Going to have the biggest piss-up when it happens. Any publican that doesn't keep their establishment open all night is a bum.
Look, it's obviously not the most pressing of issues, but lots of Americans are about to find out the hard way what happens to their European summer holidays and visa-free travel when their government declares war on their destination.
January 11, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Look, it's obviously not the most pressing of issues, but lots of Americans are about to find out the hard way what happens to their European summer holidays and visa-free travel when their government declares war on their destination.
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Called into 3AW? Jail. It’s that simple.
No more excuses.
No more excuses.
January 10, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Called into 3AW? Jail. It’s that simple.
No more excuses.
No more excuses.
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Nobel Peace Prizes can be resold via the FIFA Ticketing Marketplace
Trump tells Hannity he will accept Machado’s Nobel Prize when she gives it to him.
So embarrassing.
So embarrassing.
January 10, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Nobel Peace Prizes can be resold via the FIFA Ticketing Marketplace
Take your Met ticket, scratch off the month, date and time, and then show it to the bus driver as you board.
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Take your Met ticket, scratch off the month, date and time, and then show it to the bus driver as you board.
AWARDS DO NOT WORK LIKE THIS YOU FUCKING ORANGE SKINNED WANKPASTRY.
He is a little boy who wants all the toys. Problem his, his toys include guns.
Trump says he will meet Machado — and would accept Nobel Peace Prize from her www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Trump says he will meet Machado — and would accept Nobel Peace Prize from her www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Trump says he will meet Machado — and would accept Nobel Peace Prize from her
Speaking to Fox News, Trump said it “would be a great honor” if the Venezuelan opposition leader decided to share her Nobel Peace Prize with him.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 9, 2026 at 11:29 AM
AWARDS DO NOT WORK LIKE THIS YOU FUCKING ORANGE SKINNED WANKPASTRY.
Writers festivals probably need to be run by writers, not under the banner of an organisation with marketing executives and Amanda fucking Vanstone on the the board.
Do it yourselves and the Zionist lobby can't touch you.
Do it yourselves and the Zionist lobby can't touch you.
January 9, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Writers festivals probably need to be run by writers, not under the banner of an organisation with marketing executives and Amanda fucking Vanstone on the the board.
Do it yourselves and the Zionist lobby can't touch you.
Do it yourselves and the Zionist lobby can't touch you.
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are the orcas upgrading to arson now
Three luxury yachts sink in Sydney Harbour as fire rips through exclusive Mosman marina
Three luxury yachts sink in Sydney Harbour as fire rips through exclusive Mosman marina
Fire at superyacht berth is not being treated as suspicious, police say
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Three vessels have sunk after a fire ripped through luxury yachts moored at a Sydney Harbour marina overnight.
Emergency services were called to the Spit Marina, off Mosman in Middle Harbour, in Sydney at 3.30am on Friday following reports of a fire, New South Wales police said in a statement. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
January 9, 2026 at 6:11 AM
are the orcas upgrading to arson now