RUOK Speedwagon
@uberpaul.bsky.social
Angle investor. Brunswick Secessionist Movement.
Melbourne, Australia
Melbourne, Australia
When is Chris Minns going to resign over sword crime in Sydney?
November 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
When is Chris Minns going to resign over sword crime in Sydney?
More effective way to get rid of gyms than firebombing them, but less satisfying.
November 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
More effective way to get rid of gyms than firebombing them, but less satisfying.
What even is the point of sub-editors.
November 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
What even is the point of sub-editors.
I just found that and then saw this reply:
November 4, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I just found that and then saw this reply:
Stop forcing this shit on us.
November 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Stop forcing this shit on us.
Tens of thousands Melburnians brave the machete-filled war zone in the empty streets of the CBD to see some obscure British band from the 1990s.
Don't come here, it's just so dead.
Don't come here, it's just so dead.
November 1, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Tens of thousands Melburnians brave the machete-filled war zone in the empty streets of the CBD to see some obscure British band from the 1990s.
Don't come here, it's just so dead.
Don't come here, it's just so dead.
It must suck to live in Adelaide, bypassed for some Wollongong beach suburb.
November 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
It must suck to live in Adelaide, bypassed for some Wollongong beach suburb.
Just saw this on a YouTube channel: even attaching a clip-on microphone to a wooden spoon looks less silly than holding it between one's fingers.
October 28, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Just saw this on a YouTube channel: even attaching a clip-on microphone to a wooden spoon looks less silly than holding it between one's fingers.
This is where I'm posting from.
October 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
This is where I'm posting from.
Andrew Bolt doesn't like us wearing black. I guess we should all start wearing rainbow-coloured clothing; I'm sure he'll much prefer that.
October 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Andrew Bolt doesn't like us wearing black. I guess we should all start wearing rainbow-coloured clothing; I'm sure he'll much prefer that.
Why on earth does the Hun have a photo of a guy who lost an election and is no longer even in parliament at the top of an article about the airport railway line?
October 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Why on earth does the Hun have a photo of a guy who lost an election and is no longer even in parliament at the top of an article about the airport railway line?
Does he need a laptop that can handle floppy disks too? Maybe reel-to-reel tape? Zip and Jazz drives?
October 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Does he need a laptop that can handle floppy disks too? Maybe reel-to-reel tape? Zip and Jazz drives?
Lining up their marks again.
October 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Lining up their marks again.
Amazing that more people support the SRL, which has barely started being built, than the Metro Tunnel, which is just about to be opened.
October 21, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Amazing that more people support the SRL, which has barely started being built, than the Metro Tunnel, which is just about to be opened.
They finally let me in.
October 18, 2025 at 6:13 AM
They finally let me in.
The final collapse can't be that far off.
October 17, 2025 at 12:15 PM
The final collapse can't be that far off.
You wouldn't know that these people won their biggest ever victory just this year.
October 13, 2025 at 4:09 AM
You wouldn't know that these people won their biggest ever victory just this year.
I used to think this guy was progressive, and now after reading this, I want the state government to open a dozen more injecting rooms in Richmond.
October 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I used to think this guy was progressive, and now after reading this, I want the state government to open a dozen more injecting rooms in Richmond.
It's beginning already.
OH NO SHE HAS TO CATCH TWO TRAINS TO GET TO WORK. EVERY DAY.
OH NO SHE HAS TO CATCH TWO TRAINS TO GET TO WORK. EVERY DAY.
October 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
It's beginning already.
OH NO SHE HAS TO CATCH TWO TRAINS TO GET TO WORK. EVERY DAY.
OH NO SHE HAS TO CATCH TWO TRAINS TO GET TO WORK. EVERY DAY.
What the fuck is this dipshit on about? This makes no sense whatsoever.
The soft launch trains are in addition to existing services, so they make absolutely no negative impact on people who work 9-5.
If this is the best he can do, he is toast in November 2026.
The soft launch trains are in addition to existing services, so they make absolutely no negative impact on people who work 9-5.
If this is the best he can do, he is toast in November 2026.
October 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
What the fuck is this dipshit on about? This makes no sense whatsoever.
The soft launch trains are in addition to existing services, so they make absolutely no negative impact on people who work 9-5.
If this is the best he can do, he is toast in November 2026.
The soft launch trains are in addition to existing services, so they make absolutely no negative impact on people who work 9-5.
If this is the best he can do, he is toast in November 2026.
Someone in Transport Victoria is absolutely obsessed with 20 minute frequencies. Couldn't even make it a usable ten minutes for a soft-launch.
October 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Someone in Transport Victoria is absolutely obsessed with 20 minute frequencies. Couldn't even make it a usable ten minutes for a soft-launch.
