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Largely rock music, lifting, leftist backbiting, cooking, cleaning, parenting, handtool woodwork, the mental health “sector” — the list goes on; but primarily hating
Largely rock music, lifting, leftist backbiting, cooking, cleaning, parenting, handtool woodwork, the mental health “sector” — the list goes on; but primarily hating
Can’t leave the sexual harassment enablement nazism magnifying machine because the numbers underneath my posts keep going up and it’s the only thing keeping my dopamine levels from nosediving into the sea. I’d ask you to bash me with hammers but I’m sack of shit and you’d risk splashback
January 9, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Can’t leave the sexual harassment enablement nazism magnifying machine because the numbers underneath my posts keep going up and it’s the only thing keeping my dopamine levels from nosediving into the sea. I’d ask you to bash me with hammers but I’m sack of shit and you’d risk splashback
If you want to feel like committing homicide I can recommend surfing through the comments on any twitter post about yesterday’s ICE killing
January 9, 2026 at 5:50 AM
If you want to feel like committing homicide I can recommend surfing through the comments on any twitter post about yesterday’s ICE killing
Posts dunking on the male loneliness epidemic are always saying some shit like “oh sorry Nigel. You were selfish and cold and systematically cut everyone out of your life, and neglected the friendships you had, and now you’re sad?” Yes Tamara. That’s correct. Spot on
January 7, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Posts dunking on the male loneliness epidemic are always saying some shit like “oh sorry Nigel. You were selfish and cold and systematically cut everyone out of your life, and neglected the friendships you had, and now you’re sad?” Yes Tamara. That’s correct. Spot on
forget about social distancing, the age editors are about to put a six kilometer exclusion zone around cathy wilcox for that cartoon, no doubt in my mind. she’s a goner
January 7, 2026 at 11:57 AM
forget about social distancing, the age editors are about to put a six kilometer exclusion zone around cathy wilcox for that cartoon, no doubt in my mind. she’s a goner
We’re never going to see the subs so why don’t we call AUKUS what it really is, which is Australia sending the USA military aid
January 7, 2026 at 6:00 AM
We’re never going to see the subs so why don’t we call AUKUS what it really is, which is Australia sending the USA military aid
Is it ethical to order uber eats on a day where no uber eats delivery would meet workplace safety standards no/qualified no/yes but leave a giant tip/let a guy purchase money with sweat
January 7, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Is it ethical to order uber eats on a day where no uber eats delivery would meet workplace safety standards no/qualified no/yes but leave a giant tip/let a guy purchase money with sweat
Tell you what, pretty hot today down in south central victoria. Make sure you leave some water out for goths
January 7, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Tell you what, pretty hot today down in south central victoria. Make sure you leave some water out for goths
albo is a pathetic worm trapped between spreadsheets of opinion polling, media attacks and lobbying groups. terrified by everything in every direction. no once has he shown an ounce of character. completely lacking in identity or conviction. a vapour, a faint blur of antimatter
January 6, 2026 at 9:37 PM
albo is a pathetic worm trapped between spreadsheets of opinion polling, media attacks and lobbying groups. terrified by everything in every direction. no once has he shown an ounce of character. completely lacking in identity or conviction. a vapour, a faint blur of antimatter
I swear to god the demonic app knows I’m trying to make a break for it and escape to this app (the angelic app) and it keeps boosting the bejesus out of my most contro takes and the replies are an absolute omelette of cracked units getting their shit scrambled tf. Twitter is psychic malware
January 5, 2026 at 12:26 PM
I swear to god the demonic app knows I’m trying to make a break for it and escape to this app (the angelic app) and it keeps boosting the bejesus out of my most contro takes and the replies are an absolute omelette of cracked units getting their shit scrambled tf. Twitter is psychic malware
Aramex fka Fastway couriers meet me in the hungry jack’s car park and fight me
January 4, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Aramex fka Fastway couriers meet me in the hungry jack’s car park and fight me
A dozen former athletes call for a royal commission: the government must heed this demand
100,000 Australians march over the Sydney Harbour Bridge: the government must ignore this rabble
100,000 Australians march over the Sydney Harbour Bridge: the government must ignore this rabble
January 4, 2026 at 9:39 PM
A dozen former athletes call for a royal commission: the government must heed this demand
100,000 Australians march over the Sydney Harbour Bridge: the government must ignore this rabble
100,000 Australians march over the Sydney Harbour Bridge: the government must ignore this rabble
Grand Designs Australia goes entirely against the ethos and appeal of the original Grand Designs, which is a show about English twits spending astronomical amounts of money making a crap house in a damp paddock and going so far over budget that they get divorced
January 4, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Grand Designs Australia goes entirely against the ethos and appeal of the original Grand Designs, which is a show about English twits spending astronomical amounts of money making a crap house in a damp paddock and going so far over budget that they get divorced
Grant Hackett is calling for a royal commission. Bernard Fanning is calling for a parliamentary taskforce. Tim Minchin is calling for a special session of the standing committee. Skippy the Bush Kangaroo is calling for a show trial
January 4, 2026 at 9:04 AM
Grant Hackett is calling for a royal commission. Bernard Fanning is calling for a parliamentary taskforce. Tim Minchin is calling for a special session of the standing committee. Skippy the Bush Kangaroo is calling for a show trial
Maduro sucking or not sucking is a peripheral question and a classic misdirection. The USA isn’t removing Maduro because he sucks! They’re removing him because he refuses to give them what they want
January 4, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Maduro sucking or not sucking is a peripheral question and a classic misdirection. The USA isn’t removing Maduro because he sucks! They’re removing him because he refuses to give them what they want
wars for love is homer pilled, wars for hate is virgil pilled, wars for resources is settlers of catan pilled, wars for the love of war is warhammer pilled
January 4, 2026 at 6:35 AM
wars for love is homer pilled, wars for hate is virgil pilled, wars for resources is settlers of catan pilled, wars for the love of war is warhammer pilled
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this post broke my brain for a good week where literally any task i did was followed by the thought “keep trying to be sexy & have fun” and i just heard it again trying a new paint. i will probably be found wandering the streets muttering it at garbage cans
January 2, 2026 at 7:28 AM
this post broke my brain for a good week where literally any task i did was followed by the thought “keep trying to be sexy & have fun” and i just heard it again trying a new paint. i will probably be found wandering the streets muttering it at garbage cans
-We cannot allow what happened in bondi to happen any more
-I agree
-We need a royal commission
-Yes, so a royal commission into the bondi massacre? The intelligence failures, ISIS guys getting about with licensed firearms, the police response?
-Oh no. I mean a royal commission into protests
-I agree
-We need a royal commission
-Yes, so a royal commission into the bondi massacre? The intelligence failures, ISIS guys getting about with licensed firearms, the police response?
-Oh no. I mean a royal commission into protests
January 2, 2026 at 10:01 AM
-We cannot allow what happened in bondi to happen any more
-I agree
-We need a royal commission
-Yes, so a royal commission into the bondi massacre? The intelligence failures, ISIS guys getting about with licensed firearms, the police response?
-Oh no. I mean a royal commission into protests
-I agree
-We need a royal commission
-Yes, so a royal commission into the bondi massacre? The intelligence failures, ISIS guys getting about with licensed firearms, the police response?
-Oh no. I mean a royal commission into protests
Kinda crazy how the AI industry has convinced the political world around the planet that not regulating their industry is super important for the future of humanity
January 2, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Kinda crazy how the AI industry has convinced the political world around the planet that not regulating their industry is super important for the future of humanity
I feel like the architects of heavy metal really intended for there to be a lot more hammond b3 than there ended up being
January 2, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I feel like the architects of heavy metal really intended for there to be a lot more hammond b3 than there ended up being
Who out there waxing they gibbous
December 31, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Who out there waxing they gibbous
Thought our induction cooktop was annoying. The one at the beach house we rented is infuriating. It auto-locks so every time you want to change the heat you have to hold down the key button for 3 seconds. If you take the pan off the hob it beeps at you for a while then switches it off. Unworkable
December 31, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Thought our induction cooktop was annoying. The one at the beach house we rented is infuriating. It auto-locks so every time you want to change the heat you have to hold down the key button for 3 seconds. If you take the pan off the hob it beeps at you for a while then switches it off. Unworkable
I want the pound sterling to crash through the floor so I can fulfil my dream of living on a canal in London and selling roast lamb sandwiches out of a longboat
December 31, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I want the pound sterling to crash through the floor so I can fulfil my dream of living on a canal in London and selling roast lamb sandwiches out of a longboat
Ruin two bands by combining them Audioslave
Ruin two bands by combining them
Rancid Midnight Oil
Rancid Midnight Oil
ruin two bands by combining then:
Crowded Housemartins
Crowded Housemartins
December 31, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Ruin two bands by combining them Audioslave
Probably the most sculpturally fully-realised roadside cryptid in the country, imo. Superb
December 31, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Probably the most sculpturally fully-realised roadside cryptid in the country, imo. Superb