Theodore Hill (he/him)
@probablyharmless.bsky.social
Writer of (mostly) horror and librarian. Also trans, queer, polyam, and Jewish. theodorehill.weebly.com for contact info, publication credits, and super strange testimonials. Co-Editor @dielaughingmag.bsky.social / Wario of @cassandradaucus.bsky.social
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*elbows the hunk of parm i've been gnawing on for two days out of the frame* haha yeah. that would be hilarious if you did that lol
As an adult not much is stopping you from eating a cartoonishly large wheel of cheese in the manner of a candy bar. You could be carrying around a 50lb wheel of cheese to nibble on all day long, but you have made the choice not to.
November 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
*elbows the hunk of parm i've been gnawing on for two days out of the frame* haha yeah. that would be hilarious if you did that lol
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To be the lesser evil you have to not enable the greater evil.
Just saying.
Just saying.
November 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
To be the lesser evil you have to not enable the greater evil.
Just saying.
Just saying.
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Huge thanks to everyone who has donated wood to our woodchuck enclosure. We have reached an undetermined percentage of our goal.
November 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Huge thanks to everyone who has donated wood to our woodchuck enclosure. We have reached an undetermined percentage of our goal.
Me, flirting.
November 9, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Me, flirting.
Oh this looks fun 👀
Are you interested in the idea of being apart of a lit mag run by a queer author with a background of several anthologies who would very much like to have fun with other creatives putting out a cool transgressive collection of works?
November 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Oh this looks fun 👀
No one wants to employ people anymore. 🙄
November 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
No one wants to employ people anymore. 🙄
Argh literally me right nowwwww
November 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Argh literally me right nowwwww
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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
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Rosalind Franklin died at 37 of ovarian cancer attributed to radiation exposure from the methods she & her assistant used to photograph a cross-section of the DNA double helix.
Meanwhile, Watson won a Nobel off that work & survived to the ripe old age of 97 by simply: stealing those notes!
Meanwhile, Watson won a Nobel off that work & survived to the ripe old age of 97 by simply: stealing those notes!
Hey folks, as news of Watson's demise spreads, please don't set aside his weighty legacy of misogyny and racism. He was truly among the worst of us. www.vox.com/2019/1/15/18...
DNA scientist James Watson has a remarkably long history of sexist, racist public comments
“People say it would be terrible if we made all girls pretty,” he said in 2003. “I think it would be great.”
www.vox.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Rosalind Franklin died at 37 of ovarian cancer attributed to radiation exposure from the methods she & her assistant used to photograph a cross-section of the DNA double helix.
Meanwhile, Watson won a Nobel off that work & survived to the ripe old age of 97 by simply: stealing those notes!
Meanwhile, Watson won a Nobel off that work & survived to the ripe old age of 97 by simply: stealing those notes!
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"I have considered the possibility that I might have some culpability for the hijinks which have sparked this investigation. After all...I have deliberately assembled a supergroup of perhaps the most terrible monkeys."
Oh, so you love the monkeys when they're making bold artistic choices, but at the first explosion that's our fault? Read the first free story of Issue 5, where @romiesays.bsky.social explains why that is unjust and improper.
Read it here: dielaughingmag.com/2...
Read it here: dielaughingmag.com/2...
November 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
"I have considered the possibility that I might have some culpability for the hijinks which have sparked this investigation. After all...I have deliberately assembled a supergroup of perhaps the most terrible monkeys."
Die Laughing Mag is my circus. Come see the monkeys.
Oh, so you love the monkeys when they're making bold artistic choices, but at the first explosion that's our fault? Read the first free story of Issue 5, where @romiesays.bsky.social explains why that is unjust and improper.
Read it here: dielaughingmag.com/2...
Read it here: dielaughingmag.com/2...
November 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Die Laughing Mag is my circus. Come see the monkeys.
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ChatGPT is pedagogically harmful.
Increasingly evident, its cognitively not useful at the least.
It also clearly seems to have profoundly dangerous mental health consequences for vulnerable people.
And I feel like Im in the Twilight Zone trying to get people to hear me on this.
Increasingly evident, its cognitively not useful at the least.
It also clearly seems to have profoundly dangerous mental health consequences for vulnerable people.
And I feel like Im in the Twilight Zone trying to get people to hear me on this.
this story is horrifying and universities NEED to accept that ChatGPT is actively harmful
1.This is not the only known example we know of ChatGPT cheering on a vulnerable young person to die by suicide, this time it is a recent Texas A&M grad
2. Every single university that has invited OpenAI into our midst should be asked to account for their choices.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
2. Every single university that has invited OpenAI into our midst should be asked to account for their choices.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
November 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
ChatGPT is pedagogically harmful.
Increasingly evident, its cognitively not useful at the least.
It also clearly seems to have profoundly dangerous mental health consequences for vulnerable people.
And I feel like Im in the Twilight Zone trying to get people to hear me on this.
Increasingly evident, its cognitively not useful at the least.
It also clearly seems to have profoundly dangerous mental health consequences for vulnerable people.
And I feel like Im in the Twilight Zone trying to get people to hear me on this.
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although Theo needs zero help writing something gnarly, i'm always happy to aid in making something wetter & worse! but from the jump, this one was (and is) a ragged little peel of prose. pleased to see it out in the wild
November 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
although Theo needs zero help writing something gnarly, i'm always happy to aid in making something wetter & worse! but from the jump, this one was (and is) a ragged little peel of prose. pleased to see it out in the wild
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I talk to the press professionally, I'm really, really, really good at it.
So please, please believe me when say you cannot turn this interview request into anything good, it will do only harm. Harm to you, harm to your child, harm to other children.
So please, please believe me when say you cannot turn this interview request into anything good, it will do only harm. Harm to you, harm to your child, harm to other children.
heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.
November 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I talk to the press professionally, I'm really, really, really good at it.
So please, please believe me when say you cannot turn this interview request into anything good, it will do only harm. Harm to you, harm to your child, harm to other children.
So please, please believe me when say you cannot turn this interview request into anything good, it will do only harm. Harm to you, harm to your child, harm to other children.
Everyone go to this so I can live vicariously through you. Tell Louis and Kay I love them.
ICYMI 🌟 Lofty Pigeon Books is hosting a ✨FREE✨ ECO24 launch party with @louisevans.bsky.social and @kayv.bsky.social on Nov. 18th @ 6:30! Enjoy a night of readings, book signings, a Q&A and reception!
Seats are limited! Reserve your spot at the event link below ⬇️
www.eventbrite.com/e/louis-evan...
Seats are limited! Reserve your spot at the event link below ⬇️
www.eventbrite.com/e/louis-evan...
November 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Everyone go to this so I can live vicariously through you. Tell Louis and Kay I love them.
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"What radicalized you"
Nothing really, its just that society had redefined radicalized to mean "Basic Fucking Human Empathy"
Nothing really, its just that society had redefined radicalized to mean "Basic Fucking Human Empathy"
November 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
"What radicalized you"
Nothing really, its just that society had redefined radicalized to mean "Basic Fucking Human Empathy"
Nothing really, its just that society had redefined radicalized to mean "Basic Fucking Human Empathy"
My abusive ex drove a wedge between me and the best friend I'd had since college. She and I weren't speaking for around a year, and didn't reconnect until the day after I left my ex when I texted her to see if my ex was right about why she had been silent. They were wrong. (1/3)
November 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
My abusive ex drove a wedge between me and the best friend I'd had since college. She and I weren't speaking for around a year, and didn't reconnect until the day after I left my ex when I texted her to see if my ex was right about why she had been silent. They were wrong. (1/3)
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Pilot had a massive ad spread in a jp newspaper with "make AI jealous" and "write what AI can't touch" written on it
Anyway I think everyone should own a Pilot kakuno pen
Anyway I think everyone should own a Pilot kakuno pen
November 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Pilot had a massive ad spread in a jp newspaper with "make AI jealous" and "write what AI can't touch" written on it
Anyway I think everyone should own a Pilot kakuno pen
Anyway I think everyone should own a Pilot kakuno pen
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CABIN IN THE WOODS × JOHN DIES AT THE END
When their detective friend is murdered during their annual gaming retreat, 5 dads must rely on years of #TTRPG experience—and puns—to solve the crime before they're all killed off like NPCs in a badly written supernatural campaign.
#QuestPit #A #H #M
When their detective friend is murdered during their annual gaming retreat, 5 dads must rely on years of #TTRPG experience—and puns—to solve the crime before they're all killed off like NPCs in a badly written supernatural campaign.
#QuestPit #A #H #M
November 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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unmute. a whole bop
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
unmute. a whole bop
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This, my friends, is the one.
why is this mayoral election different than all other mayoral elections?
in all other mayoral elections, we get to see andrew cuomo lose but once. but in this mayoral elections, we get to see him lose *twice*.
in all other mayoral elections, we get to see andrew cuomo lose but once. but in this mayoral elections, we get to see him lose *twice*.
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
This, my friends, is the one.
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Oh I goddamn CACKLED
Underrated line in Mamdani's speech was his "Yes... *aunties*" lol, proper "hello police, I'd like to report a murder" territory
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Oh I goddamn CACKLED
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caring is punk! Empathy will win!!!
November 5, 2025 at 5:12 AM
caring is punk! Empathy will win!!!