Theodore Hill (he/him)
@probablyharmless.bsky.social
Writer of (mostly) horror. Also trans, queer, polyam, and Jewish. theodorehill.weebly.com for contact info, publication credits, and super strange testimonials. Co-Editor @dielaughingmag.bsky.social / Wario of @cassandradaucus.bsky.social
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Andrew Robinson is 84 today
It's been fully three years now since I started selling Friend of Garak merch. Here's an actual photo of Andy Robinson seeing it for the first time, sent to me by a customer in Finland because despite everything the internet is still amazing.
February 14, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Andrew Robinson is 84 today
I'm at a gas station in Iowa but AAAAAAAAAAAAH
Finally! It's Here! Happy Valentine's Day from the clowns at Die Laughing Mag. We're hoping to win your hearts with six hilarifying tales the likes of which you've never seen before (because love is blind, and all that). Get the full issue for $5 here! ko-fi.com/s/222d278cc8
February 14, 2026 at 5:30 PM
I'm at a gas station in Iowa but AAAAAAAAAAAAH
Well tomorrow is the day! I'm moving at last. Excited to get on the road. Already tired lolsob
February 13, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Well tomorrow is the day! I'm moving at last. Excited to get on the road. Already tired lolsob
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Finished, and first coat of varnish on. Provisionally titled “Monolith”, acrylic, 25x30 cm.
February 12, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Finished, and first coat of varnish on. Provisionally titled “Monolith”, acrylic, 25x30 cm.
February 13, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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well i for one couldn’t be more excited for the possibilities of AI. finally a technology that answers the age old question ‘what if clippy was wormtongue’
February 12, 2026 at 1:10 PM
well i for one couldn’t be more excited for the possibilities of AI. finally a technology that answers the age old question ‘what if clippy was wormtongue’
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In the 5 months since I wrote this, things have only gotten worse, with adults stripped of their healthcare at a moment's notice, universities firing teachers & banning the mere mention of trans people, & Democrats helping pass further bans and the first discrimination & segregation laws since 1996.
It's just a sports ban.
It's just a bathroom ban.
It's just a healthcare for kids ban.
It's just a military service ban.
It's just a federal jobs ban.
It's just a university housing ban.
It's just a passport & visa ban.
It's just one Constitutional right.
It's just your status as free citizens.
It's just a bathroom ban.
It's just a healthcare for kids ban.
It's just a military service ban.
It's just a federal jobs ban.
It's just a university housing ban.
It's just a passport & visa ban.
It's just one Constitutional right.
It's just your status as free citizens.
February 12, 2026 at 1:05 AM
In the 5 months since I wrote this, things have only gotten worse, with adults stripped of their healthcare at a moment's notice, universities firing teachers & banning the mere mention of trans people, & Democrats helping pass further bans and the first discrimination & segregation laws since 1996.
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WE LOVE TO SEE IT
Great news for @librarianjones.com: “The appellate court said Jones has a right to argue that the comments ‘were knowingly false or made with reckless disregard of the truth, and caused Ms. Jones injury, including harm to her reputation, contempt, ridicule, anxiety, and emotional distress.’”
Louisiana Supreme Court allows local librarian's defamation lawsuit against Michael Lunsford to proceed - Livingston Parish News
The Louisiana Supreme Court has unanimously rejected an attempt by Michael Lunsford and Citizens for a New Louisiana to dismiss a defamation lawsuit filed by Livingston Parish school librarian Amanda ...
www.livingstonparishnews.com
February 12, 2026 at 5:22 PM
WE LOVE TO SEE IT
Watching DS9 is like
February 12, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Watching DS9 is like
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Please help the best bookstore in the city expand its offerings with workshops and other fun programming to support the Toronto horror community!
Hello everyone! Putting our workspace Crowdfundr back in your timelines again.
We've come a long way, but still have a ways to go. Any amount helps, if that's not in the budget, every share helps! Thank you all so much for your support! 🤗🧡👻 @littleghostsbooks.bsky.social
fnd.us/littleghosts...
We've come a long way, but still have a ways to go. Any amount helps, if that's not in the budget, every share helps! Thank you all so much for your support! 🤗🧡👻 @littleghostsbooks.bsky.social
fnd.us/littleghosts...
Little Ghosts Books Workshop Space
Little Ghosts Books horror bookstore & community hub is looking to expand its space by renovating our back garage into a studio to host our workshops, book clubs, and author events.
fnd.us
February 12, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Please help the best bookstore in the city expand its offerings with workshops and other fun programming to support the Toronto horror community!
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February 11, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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🎵IIIIIIIIII
wanna publish zines
and rage against machines🎵
wanna publish zines
and rage against machines🎵
November 19, 2024 at 2:20 AM
🎵IIIIIIIIII
wanna publish zines
and rage against machines🎵
wanna publish zines
and rage against machines🎵
Frantically packing to move back to the east coast on Friday and uhhhhh YIKES
February 11, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Frantically packing to move back to the east coast on Friday and uhhhhh YIKES
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Incredible and exciting!
Coming in November! Black Ink: Pulp Stories from Black Newspapers, 1929-55. Stories of daring rogues, alien encounters, zombies, future technologies, and punching racists. Co-edited by Timothy R. Granger (aka Timaeus Bloom) and Mike Phillips.
frombeyondpress.com/books/black-...
frombeyondpress.com/books/black-...
February 10, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Incredible and exciting!
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February 9, 2026 at 7:48 PM
You're gonna love this art. It's positively clown shoes. 🤡
Cover teaser!
We're pleased to have Teresa Galusaurus back with us, and this design is so vibrant and strange and hilarious and we cannot wait to share the whole thing with you! (Well, technically we can. That's why we're giving you a teaser.)
Issue 6 is coming 2/14/26! Get ready...
We're pleased to have Teresa Galusaurus back with us, and this design is so vibrant and strange and hilarious and we cannot wait to share the whole thing with you! (Well, technically we can. That's why we're giving you a teaser.)
Issue 6 is coming 2/14/26! Get ready...
February 9, 2026 at 6:52 PM
You're gonna love this art. It's positively clown shoes. 🤡
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Reminder: In light of Bad Bunny's Superbowl performance spotlighting Latino culture, here's a hefty list of Latino speculative fiction authors I curated if anyone wants to take a gander and read some phenomenal work. Much love to all!
go.bsky.app/6BAmgpi
go.bsky.app/6BAmgpi
February 9, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Reminder: In light of Bad Bunny's Superbowl performance spotlighting Latino culture, here's a hefty list of Latino speculative fiction authors I curated if anyone wants to take a gander and read some phenomenal work. Much love to all!
go.bsky.app/6BAmgpi
go.bsky.app/6BAmgpi
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if i know discord for anything is that they can and will pussy out if people bully them enough for something. get fucking loud about this
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 2:35 PM
if i know discord for anything is that they can and will pussy out if people bully them enough for something. get fucking loud about this
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PBS kids is sending me
February 9, 2026 at 1:19 AM
PBS kids is sending me
This is the first I've been informed who is playing in the superbowl, a thing I fully forgot was happening until this morning.
You're cheering for the Patriots, and you're cheering for the Seahawks, but I'm cheering for a good game that teaches our boys a lot about good sportsmanship!
February 9, 2026 at 12:09 AM
This is the first I've been informed who is playing in the superbowl, a thing I fully forgot was happening until this morning.
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bane voice: you merely adopted "coping with rejection sensitivity", I was born in it
The point of the AI project is to provoke despair in creative people. They haven’t produced profits or anything anyone wants, just a steady stream of articles about how us artistic types can’t do the thing we’re already doing, making art. Jokes on them, we’re even better at despair than they are.
February 8, 2026 at 7:27 PM
bane voice: you merely adopted "coping with rejection sensitivity", I was born in it
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Just remembered a photoshop I had a little fun with.
February 8, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Just remembered a photoshop I had a little fun with.
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We’re treating social media like a moral failing rather than an infrastructure substitute.
When young people have no safe, low-cost third spaces, the phone becomes the youth club, the park and the bus pass.
If we restrict that, we need to replace it with real-world belonging, not just rules.
When young people have no safe, low-cost third spaces, the phone becomes the youth club, the park and the bus pass.
If we restrict that, we need to replace it with real-world belonging, not just rules.
Kids can't hang out in parks. They can't hang out at the mall. They don't have 3rd spaces because no one wants kids around and then we are surprised when they rely on SM for connection.
If you take that away, what do they have left?
If you take that away, what do they have left?
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
The impacts of locking under 16 yos from their social media networks are now beginning to bite for those young people who relied on them for social connection
The impacts of locking under 16 yos from their social media networks are now beginning to bite for those young people who relied on them for social connection
February 8, 2026 at 10:05 AM
We’re treating social media like a moral failing rather than an infrastructure substitute.
When young people have no safe, low-cost third spaces, the phone becomes the youth club, the park and the bus pass.
If we restrict that, we need to replace it with real-world belonging, not just rules.
When young people have no safe, low-cost third spaces, the phone becomes the youth club, the park and the bus pass.
If we restrict that, we need to replace it with real-world belonging, not just rules.
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Let's go down to the werewolf bakery
Where the cookies are hot and the pastries are flakery
Where the cookies are hot and the pastries are flakery
With all this AI talk, has anyone tried drawing for fun? You don't actually have to be good at it for it to be fun. I drew this in like ~5 minutes the other day and I was giggling the entire time. Just like....you can make art for fun? Fuck AI, werewolf bakers forever.
February 8, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Let's go down to the werewolf bakery
Where the cookies are hot and the pastries are flakery
Where the cookies are hot and the pastries are flakery