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@mrscrabapple.bsky.social
powerful and dangerous. named by teenagers formerly housed inside me.
i know a bit about a lot and kind of wish i didn’t. i am not a serious person, but i wish you well with that.
no is golden.
i know a bit about a lot and kind of wish i didn’t. i am not a serious person, but i wish you well with that.
no is golden.
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@mrscrabapple.bsky.social
· Jan 16
this is what it looks like inside my head all day every day right now and i really need something to oust this very specific feeling post haste!
not like that, goddammit.
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What I found profoundly affecting was when I was talking about how I try to take care of my goats when they're in labor and women started popping up in my Twitter mentions to say they wished they'd gotten care like that.
Please hear me when I say that
1) these anti-medical woo birth movements have been a primary feeder into anti-vaxx eugenic movements
2) they pre-date the age of social media
3) they exist because we have not addressed medical sexism and specifically obstetric violence
1) these anti-medical woo birth movements have been a primary feeder into anti-vaxx eugenic movements
2) they pre-date the age of social media
3) they exist because we have not addressed medical sexism and specifically obstetric violence
Influencers made millions pushing ‘wild’ births – now the Free Birth Society is linked to baby deaths around the world
November 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
What I found profoundly affecting was when I was talking about how I try to take care of my goats when they're in labor and women started popping up in my Twitter mentions to say they wished they'd gotten care like that.
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neither of these people should ever work in journalism again and New York magazine should reexamine everything she ever wrote
RFK should, of course, never work anywhere at all
RFK should, of course, never work anywhere at all
November 22, 2025 at 7:50 AM
neither of these people should ever work in journalism again and New York magazine should reexamine everything she ever wrote
RFK should, of course, never work anywhere at all
RFK should, of course, never work anywhere at all
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Old white dudes fantasizing about going John Brown on ice agents? This shit might really be heading for a tipping point
speaking as a virginia beach native if these kind of dudes are plotting against ICE then there is wide runway in public opinion for straight up abolishing the agency under a dem presidency
Kempsville High School assistant principal charged for threats against police, ICE
Virginia Beach assistant principal John Bennett and Mark Bennett charged for conspiring threats against police and ICE agents. Both are held without bond.
www.13newsnow.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Old white dudes fantasizing about going John Brown on ice agents? This shit might really be heading for a tipping point
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Here's another way to say this: they broke the law to murder people
November 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Here's another way to say this: they broke the law to murder people
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NVIDIA earnings were a mirage. The market figured it out surprisingly fast. NVIDIA bump evaporated.
I don’t know how this information can enter the system without exploding the bubble.
But sometimes bezzles visible for months before crash.
Waiting for the feds?
open.substack.com/pub/shanakaa...
I don’t know how this information can enter the system without exploding the bubble.
But sometimes bezzles visible for months before crash.
Waiting for the feds?
open.substack.com/pub/shanakaa...
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
NVIDIA earnings were a mirage. The market figured it out surprisingly fast. NVIDIA bump evaporated.
I don’t know how this information can enter the system without exploding the bubble.
But sometimes bezzles visible for months before crash.
Waiting for the feds?
open.substack.com/pub/shanakaa...
I don’t know how this information can enter the system without exploding the bubble.
But sometimes bezzles visible for months before crash.
Waiting for the feds?
open.substack.com/pub/shanakaa...
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i’m still team comet.
i believe they have a deep bench.
i believe they have a deep bench.
November 22, 2025 at 12:32 PM
i’m still team comet.
i believe they have a deep bench.
i believe they have a deep bench.
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All of Bluesky this morning:
a person holding a bag with a note that says dead dove do not eat
Alt: a person holding a bag with a note that says dead dove do not eat
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
All of Bluesky this morning:
feels like a lot of people learned about COBOL in the past six months and now want to make it a big bad guy, but literally the scaffolding preventing tech from imploding, so what are we doing guys?
“It’s our systems. We have 35 and 40-year-old systems that run COBOL,” MDHS Chief Communications Officer Mark Jones said, explaining the delay in releasing full SNAP benefits.
buff.ly/uKiDuTN
buff.ly/uKiDuTN
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
feels like a lot of people learned about COBOL in the past six months and now want to make it a big bad guy, but literally the scaffolding preventing tech from imploding, so what are we doing guys?
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set a spell vintage
3233 loyola ave (@ loyola & toledano)
11am-6pm
3233 loyola ave (@ loyola & toledano)
11am-6pm
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
set a spell vintage
3233 loyola ave (@ loyola & toledano)
11am-6pm
3233 loyola ave (@ loyola & toledano)
11am-6pm
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The plan: to de-radicalize QAnon folks we’re gonna elect each one to Congress for 5 years.
November 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The plan: to de-radicalize QAnon folks we’re gonna elect each one to Congress for 5 years.
the dispensary opens in 42 minutes. bless.
November 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
the dispensary opens in 42 minutes. bless.
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This shit is so bad and wrong at every level, including the meta level, since Lizza has been sitting on all this shit while RFK, Jr. has been taking a bone saw to the medical system, and he's trickling the shit out in dribs and drabs to prop up his subs on the nazi newsletter service.
Fucked up.
Fucked up.
November 22, 2025 at 11:52 AM
This shit is so bad and wrong at every level, including the meta level, since Lizza has been sitting on all this shit while RFK, Jr. has been taking a bone saw to the medical system, and he's trickling the shit out in dribs and drabs to prop up his subs on the nazi newsletter service.
Fucked up.
Fucked up.
i’m still team comet.
i believe they have a deep bench.
i believe they have a deep bench.
November 22, 2025 at 12:32 PM
i’m still team comet.
i believe they have a deep bench.
i believe they have a deep bench.
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the medical disinformation surrounding 'gender affirming' care is not different from the medical disinformation surrounding vaccinations.
these ppl think they're informed.
these ppl think they're informed.
Sorry but "without a single problem" is clearly complete bollox
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 AM
the medical disinformation surrounding 'gender affirming' care is not different from the medical disinformation surrounding vaccinations.
these ppl think they're informed.
these ppl think they're informed.
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Ok, so: I was raised in Boston and my first beat was in Rhode Island so I KNEW:
the rule you learned growing up as a kid, and then as a reporter, was this:
NEVER FUCK A KENNEDY.
NEVER GET INTO A MOVING CONVEYANCE WITH A KENNEDY.
NOT A BOAT.
NOT A PLANE.
NOT A CAR.
the rule you learned growing up as a kid, and then as a reporter, was this:
NEVER FUCK A KENNEDY.
NEVER GET INTO A MOVING CONVEYANCE WITH A KENNEDY.
NOT A BOAT.
NOT A PLANE.
NOT A CAR.
September 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Ok, so: I was raised in Boston and my first beat was in Rhode Island so I KNEW:
the rule you learned growing up as a kid, and then as a reporter, was this:
NEVER FUCK A KENNEDY.
NEVER GET INTO A MOVING CONVEYANCE WITH A KENNEDY.
NOT A BOAT.
NOT A PLANE.
NOT A CAR.
the rule you learned growing up as a kid, and then as a reporter, was this:
NEVER FUCK A KENNEDY.
NEVER GET INTO A MOVING CONVEYANCE WITH A KENNEDY.
NOT A BOAT.
NOT A PLANE.
NOT A CAR.
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this tweet is my roman empire
remember when she tried to like, reverse blackmail them to save Matt Gaetz
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
this tweet is my roman empire
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They line up perfectly.
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
They line up perfectly.
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this, *this*, is the greatest crossover of all time
November 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
this, *this*, is the greatest crossover of all time
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November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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important that people understand that leftists are completely aware that, while trump’s enthusiastic embrace of mamdani is extremely hilarious, trump is an out and out fascist and not an ally.
November 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
important that people understand that leftists are completely aware that, while trump’s enthusiastic embrace of mamdani is extremely hilarious, trump is an out and out fascist and not an ally.
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god it's like not even good joke fodder because it's too much
TRUMP: [playfully batting at Mamdani] Go on...
^ like what the fuck lol
how are you supposed to make jokes when that's a transcript of reality
TRUMP: [playfully batting at Mamdani] Go on...
^ like what the fuck lol
how are you supposed to make jokes when that's a transcript of reality
November 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
god it's like not even good joke fodder because it's too much
TRUMP: [playfully batting at Mamdani] Go on...
^ like what the fuck lol
how are you supposed to make jokes when that's a transcript of reality
TRUMP: [playfully batting at Mamdani] Go on...
^ like what the fuck lol
how are you supposed to make jokes when that's a transcript of reality
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What this "gmail is scanning your emails for ai and how to turn it off" kerfluffle this week has taught me is that I have apparently been running gmail in its barebones form for years because I don't have any of this stuff folks are losing by turning off the smart features.
November 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
What this "gmail is scanning your emails for ai and how to turn it off" kerfluffle this week has taught me is that I have apparently been running gmail in its barebones form for years because I don't have any of this stuff folks are losing by turning off the smart features.
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I felt like I was losing my mind watching this person's remarks and had to write about how disgusting they are.
Sarah Hurwitz Profanes the Holocaust
Holocaust education has worked too well for the Obama speechwriter, since when she rationalizes Israel's genocide, "I sound obscene." Maybe sit with that, Sarah
www.forever-wars.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I felt like I was losing my mind watching this person's remarks and had to write about how disgusting they are.
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real secret here is that Trump just likes popular people and wants to be cool.
November 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
real secret here is that Trump just likes popular people and wants to be cool.