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powerful and dangerous. named by teenagers formerly housed inside me.

i know a bit about a lot and kind of wish i didn’t. i am not a serious person, but i wish you well with that.

no is golden.
jerry gets it.
November 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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neither of these people should ever work in journalism again and New York magazine should reexamine everything she ever wrote

RFK should, of course, never work anywhere at all
November 22, 2025 at 7:50 AM
this is the most unkind thing you’ve ever posted, john.

goddammit.
November 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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This shit is so bad and wrong at every level, including the meta level, since Lizza has been sitting on all this shit while RFK, Jr. has been taking a bone saw to the medical system, and he's trickling the shit out in dribs and drabs to prop up his subs on the nazi newsletter service.

Fucked up.
November 22, 2025 at 11:52 AM
he’s been kidnapped what do we do?
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
season 1 project runway knew. (and she should have won)
November 22, 2025 at 4:08 AM