Pochyemu
@pochyemu.bsky.social
She’s here, she’s queer, and she won’t stop whining.
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We gotta stop using metaphors with the menfolk, they simply do not have the range
July 16, 2025 at 10:09 PM
We gotta stop using metaphors with the menfolk, they simply do not have the range
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Parents need to get better at teaching their kids that swear words aren’t actually bad, they’re just only appropriate in certain contexts. This little girl at the grocery store just held up a bag of cauliflower rice and said “WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS” and she deserves a fucking Oscar
December 6, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Parents need to get better at teaching their kids that swear words aren’t actually bad, they’re just only appropriate in certain contexts. This little girl at the grocery store just held up a bag of cauliflower rice and said “WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS” and she deserves a fucking Oscar
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Wouldn't like to be in their choux
July 16, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Wouldn't like to be in their choux
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I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ - which is so much better
July 16, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ - which is so much better
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a northern european woman will eat this, work 4hrs at the Langfaart Logistik shipping container company, repeat, work 4 more hours, then eat something called "pasta mexikansk" and live to be 112
July 11, 2025 at 8:35 AM
a northern european woman will eat this, work 4hrs at the Langfaart Logistik shipping container company, repeat, work 4 more hours, then eat something called "pasta mexikansk" and live to be 112
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imagine living in a city where people are genuinely stoked to see the mayor
Shooting our videos is a little bit different now.
July 8, 2025 at 11:02 AM
imagine living in a city where people are genuinely stoked to see the mayor
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I’m a non ChatGPT emdash and Oxford comma user—we exist, we matter, and you cannot erase us.
July 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I’m a non ChatGPT emdash and Oxford comma user—we exist, we matter, and you cannot erase us.
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The court sketch of Diddy reacting to his verdict belongs in a museum
July 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The court sketch of Diddy reacting to his verdict belongs in a museum
This chap in our neighbourhood seems familiar somehow…
June 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
This chap in our neighbourhood seems familiar somehow…
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For those with a hangover from yesterday's Hannan Day celebrations.
Good Morning.
Good Morning.
June 25, 2025 at 6:25 AM
For those with a hangover from yesterday's Hannan Day celebrations.
Good Morning.
Good Morning.
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I don't know who needs to hear this (Ted Cruz) but "Israel" in the Torah refers to a group of people and not the current nation State.
June 20, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this (Ted Cruz) but "Israel" in the Torah refers to a group of people and not the current nation State.
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Happy "Explaining To Americans We Don't Have Aircon" Day to all in the UK.
June 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Happy "Explaining To Americans We Don't Have Aircon" Day to all in the UK.
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Local, middle-aged woman outside the Europa Hotel in Belfast just now: "It's called 28 Years Later but I don't know what it's about - is it the Good Friday Agreement?
June 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Local, middle-aged woman outside the Europa Hotel in Belfast just now: "It's called 28 Years Later but I don't know what it's about - is it the Good Friday Agreement?
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okay and here is my ‘sounds like a shitpost but it’s genuine’ UK heatwave tip: if there is a Saxon or Norman church near you, and it’s open, go sit in it. not gothic, they have too many windows, get you some thick stone walls with some high up tiny windows. they stay cold. and you can just sit there
June 20, 2025 at 12:42 PM
okay and here is my ‘sounds like a shitpost but it’s genuine’ UK heatwave tip: if there is a Saxon or Norman church near you, and it’s open, go sit in it. not gothic, they have too many windows, get you some thick stone walls with some high up tiny windows. they stay cold. and you can just sit there
What if we kissed under the maga tank
a few isolated voices in the crowd are scream singing “happy birthday to you” as the sky darkens and the wind picks up. the president’s birthday parade is almost over.
June 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
What if we kissed under the maga tank
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To be clear, it's horrifying that children are having to make plans to protect their friends. But I'm at least glad to know my nephew is showing the same level of respect to government as he does to any other adults in his life. Gen Alpha's whole thing is going to be "we were always ungovernable"
June 14, 2025 at 12:28 PM
To be clear, it's horrifying that children are having to make plans to protect their friends. But I'm at least glad to know my nephew is showing the same level of respect to government as he does to any other adults in his life. Gen Alpha's whole thing is going to be "we were always ungovernable"
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There are a couple of kids in my nephews's class who weren't born in the US, and the class has decided (w/o teacher input) that if ICE shows up in they're all going to pretend not to speak English. 10yos reinventing "I am Spartacus" because they don't want their friends to get disappeared.
June 14, 2025 at 12:22 PM
There are a couple of kids in my nephews's class who weren't born in the US, and the class has decided (w/o teacher input) that if ICE shows up in they're all going to pretend not to speak English. 10yos reinventing "I am Spartacus" because they don't want their friends to get disappeared.
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In my next life please let me be born slightly stupid and morally indifferent 🙏
June 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
In my next life please let me be born slightly stupid and morally indifferent 🙏
Quick question why are ICE now dressed like they’re in Desert Storm
San Diego neighborhood makes ICE agents retreat
June 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Quick question why are ICE now dressed like they’re in Desert Storm
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*explaining to my son my idea of having a giant dog rescue where all the dogs are trained to sniff out various diseases and you can pay $100 to walk through and have a dog diagnose you by scent*
my son: you could call it “plague dogters”
me: I have given birth to a genius
my son: you could call it “plague dogters”
me: I have given birth to a genius
June 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
*explaining to my son my idea of having a giant dog rescue where all the dogs are trained to sniff out various diseases and you can pay $100 to walk through and have a dog diagnose you by scent*
my son: you could call it “plague dogters”
me: I have given birth to a genius
my son: you could call it “plague dogters”
me: I have given birth to a genius
Jewish folk, could I have a virtual minyan saying Mi Shebeireach for my friend Kate’s 10 year old son Oscar who has collapsed with a cardiac arrest tonight at football practice? He is stable and under anaesthetic in A&E and could use some prayers for healing.
June 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Jewish folk, could I have a virtual minyan saying Mi Shebeireach for my friend Kate’s 10 year old son Oscar who has collapsed with a cardiac arrest tonight at football practice? He is stable and under anaesthetic in A&E and could use some prayers for healing.
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Ich am no thinge but a fourteenthe centurye poet on the ynternette standinge yn front of Guillermo del Toro askinge hym to make a filme of Master and Margarita
June 2, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Ich am no thinge but a fourteenthe centurye poet on the ynternette standinge yn front of Guillermo del Toro askinge hym to make a filme of Master and Margarita
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me: hey, i just came to check if my PTO was approved?
HR manager willy wonka:
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
me: ok i'll come back
HR manager willy wonka:
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
me: ok i'll come back
May 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
me: hey, i just came to check if my PTO was approved?
HR manager willy wonka:
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
me: ok i'll come back
HR manager willy wonka:
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
me: ok i'll come back