Julie Irwin
@jdirwinbooks.bsky.social
Writer. Doesn't go on about it. Likes a laugh. Rep'd for children's lit by Fraser Ross Associates, Edinburgh. Crime Fiction WIP.
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Julie Irwin
@jdirwinbooks.bsky.social
· Jan 3
FIFA wants its Piss Prize back.
Number 74 in my occasional series, 'Look at the size of this pineapple'.
February 10, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Number 74 in my occasional series, 'Look at the size of this pineapple'.
Walnuts: far too many calories for something that tastes bang average.
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Walnuts: far too many calories for something that tastes bang average.
Watched Mike Leigh's Bleak Moments for the first time. His directorial debut.
I'm a huge Leigh fan but the title is very apt. Couldn't wait for it to finish.
I'm a huge Leigh fan but the title is very apt. Couldn't wait for it to finish.
February 3, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Watched Mike Leigh's Bleak Moments for the first time. His directorial debut.
I'm a huge Leigh fan but the title is very apt. Couldn't wait for it to finish.
I'm a huge Leigh fan but the title is very apt. Couldn't wait for it to finish.
Me at a Dolly Parton party with one of the Dollys.
IRL she's a skinhead.
I was not bladdered at this point.
IRL she's a skinhead.
I was not bladdered at this point.
February 2, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Me at a Dolly Parton party with one of the Dollys.
IRL she's a skinhead.
I was not bladdered at this point.
IRL she's a skinhead.
I was not bladdered at this point.
Jesus suffering fuck.
February 1, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Jesus suffering fuck.
This is who runs this account.
February 1, 2026 at 2:46 PM
This is who runs this account.
Residents propose 'Nonce Andrew's Road'.
February 1, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Residents propose 'Nonce Andrew's Road'.
How many Dolly Partons can you fit in one room? Big birthday fun. Not mine.
Selfie before it all went a bit Pete Tong.
Will crash and burn later.
Selfie before it all went a bit Pete Tong.
Will crash and burn later.
February 1, 2026 at 11:04 AM
How many Dolly Partons can you fit in one room? Big birthday fun. Not mine.
Selfie before it all went a bit Pete Tong.
Will crash and burn later.
Selfie before it all went a bit Pete Tong.
Will crash and burn later.
12 Angry Sausages
January 29, 2026 at 10:48 PM
12 Angry Sausages
The kind of evening I'd gladly dropkick into the arse end of nowhere.
January 29, 2026 at 10:45 PM
The kind of evening I'd gladly dropkick into the arse end of nowhere.
Decided I'm not dressing up for a forthcoming Dolly Parton-themed party because the last time I wore a wig it made me sweat like a bastard.
January 29, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Decided I'm not dressing up for a forthcoming Dolly Parton-themed party because the last time I wore a wig it made me sweat like a bastard.
Hope this Maralago-faced *bitch gets the book thrown at her.
*Rarely use that word, but bring it out on special occasions.
*Rarely use that word, but bring it out on special occasions.
January 28, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Hope this Maralago-faced *bitch gets the book thrown at her.
*Rarely use that word, but bring it out on special occasions.
*Rarely use that word, but bring it out on special occasions.
Reform twat shows his and their true colours.
January 26, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Reform twat shows his and their true colours.
Don't dignify a neo-fascist state with the hosting of the World Cup.
Postpone the competition. Football doesn't matter in the face of this sickening barbarism.
Postpone the competition. Football doesn't matter in the face of this sickening barbarism.
January 25, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Don't dignify a neo-fascist state with the hosting of the World Cup.
Postpone the competition. Football doesn't matter in the face of this sickening barbarism.
Postpone the competition. Football doesn't matter in the face of this sickening barbarism.
It's a little known fact that Mary Tudor was reincarnated as Dennis Waterman.
January 22, 2026 at 9:38 PM
It's a little known fact that Mary Tudor was reincarnated as Dennis Waterman.
Just renewed my senior railcard.
35 quid.
Totally worth it for being asked to show railcard photo.
35 quid.
Totally worth it for being asked to show railcard photo.
January 22, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Just renewed my senior railcard.
35 quid.
Totally worth it for being asked to show railcard photo.
35 quid.
Totally worth it for being asked to show railcard photo.
23 turns 24.
Here she is cuddling a hamster back in uni days.
Here she is cuddling a hamster back in uni days.
January 22, 2026 at 8:30 AM
23 turns 24.
Here she is cuddling a hamster back in uni days.
Here she is cuddling a hamster back in uni days.
Over on Twitter I just posted the immortal words, 'Get yer gimp suit on... you've pulled'.
January 20, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Over on Twitter I just posted the immortal words, 'Get yer gimp suit on... you've pulled'.
Running the tuck shop.
January 20, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Running the tuck shop.
Bored of peace, more like.
*I surely can't be the first.
*I surely can't be the first.
January 20, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Bored of peace, more like.
*I surely can't be the first.
*I surely can't be the first.
I'm really interested in the Beckham family feud.
I say really interested, I mean I couldn't give a big fat rat's arse.
I say really interested, I mean I couldn't give a big fat rat's arse.
January 19, 2026 at 10:26 PM
I'm really interested in the Beckham family feud.
I say really interested, I mean I couldn't give a big fat rat's arse.
I say really interested, I mean I couldn't give a big fat rat's arse.
Eating my feelings today.
Penguins (not real ones)
Curly Wurlies
Good job there's no cake in the house.
Penguins (not real ones)
Curly Wurlies
Good job there's no cake in the house.
January 18, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Eating my feelings today.
Penguins (not real ones)
Curly Wurlies
Good job there's no cake in the house.
Penguins (not real ones)
Curly Wurlies
Good job there's no cake in the house.
Reposted by Julie Irwin
At least if someone gives him their award, we'd be spared the swimsuit round.
January 17, 2026 at 12:15 PM
At least if someone gives him their award, we'd be spared the swimsuit round.