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Julie Irwin
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Writer. Doesn't go on about it. Likes a laugh. Rep'd for children's lit by Fraser Ross Associates, Edinburgh. Crime Fiction WIP.
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Mrs Brown's Boys, Christmas Day at 11.05
Reposted by Julie Irwin
NHS staff who visit patients at home say St George’s flags can mean ‘no-go zones’ www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
NHS staff who visit patients at home say St George’s flags can mean ‘no-go zones’
Black and Asian staff left feeling ‘deliberately intimidated’, according to chief executive of one NHS trust
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Went to the pub.

They were holding a quiz.

It had a theme.

Friends. As in the TV show.

WTAF. Come the fuck on 😬
November 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Explain a film plot badly:-

Big gorilla takes unexpected city break.
Explain a film plot badly:

Some author fella gets his ankles caved in by a mentalist.
Explain a film plot badly:

Voice activated orangutang commits various assaults through a window.
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Me in a previous era, sticking a finger up my dad's nose. Circa 1965.
November 10, 2025 at 11:31 AM
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Shout out to 20 who this morning said I 'looked rough'.
November 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Trump plays fast and loose with the capital letter.

#eejit
November 9, 2025 at 10:45 AM
One of today's more unreasonable statements.

'Would it have killed you to get the washing in.'
November 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
This name is really taking the piss.
November 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Another view of ancient red velvet jacket.

John Lewis. Better class of loo selfie.
November 8, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Going into London to meet my lovely friend @arianesherine.bsky.social. I'm wearing my red velvet jacket, which is almost as old as she is 😬😬
November 8, 2025 at 10:53 AM
A seriously piss-poor attempt at convincing the world that you are a medical professional.
November 7, 2025 at 8:49 AM
My celebrity lookalike.

W C Fields. Photographed here with Shirley Temple c. 1965.
November 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Wants me to do his hoovering.
November 6, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Had my hair cut. It's jolly nice.

Man shoulders author's own.
November 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I'd watch the BBC News interview with Kim Kardashian but I've got an appointment to have my eyebrows removed with a blowtorch.

#wtaf
November 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I have just finished the first draft of my second crime thriller.

Hurrah.
November 4, 2025 at 12:13 PM
On DCI Devlin's discovery of a body.

Don't judge me.
November 4, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Now 'Nonce Andrew's Way'.
November 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Only 99 days until January is over.
November 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I've given in to the hype and started taking collagen. Watch this space to see if this cynical late-middle-aged woman has been wrong all these years.

#gertcha
November 3, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Thorpe Bay beach sunset has a very subtle palette this evening.
November 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Reposted by Julie Irwin
I’m looking for recs! What’s a comfy, supportive, office chair? I don’t mind gaming chairs, so long as they’re not clad in neon and garish colours. I’m also not Herman Miller levels of loaded
November 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
November 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM
20 very childish when I beat him to 'Pinch, punch, first day of the month'

Sucker.
November 1, 2025 at 8:56 AM