Oh So Audrey
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Oh So Audrey
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· May 29
In addition to this being appalling from Sen. Gallego, the fact that the senior editor at The Dispatch frames it as coming from a "rising star" Dem and in opposition to "progressives" — as opposed to in opposition to virtually every elected Dem except Suozzi, Moulton, and Newsom — is trash.
@gallego.senate.gov I will move heaven and earth to ensure this is your last term, you pathetic excuse for a marine! You may be worse than sinema, which says a helluva lot about just how piss-poor of a human being you really are. I'm a disabled homemaker Ruben, all I have is time on my hands for you
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honestly the 3 is really bugging us. you want to take Christmas away from ACTUAL BABIES? have you never watched a baby be shown how to rip open a present, and discover a toy inside? are you just wholly dead inside? which of your husband's friends are you gonna blow when he doesn't get you a new car
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
honestly the 3 is really bugging us. you want to take Christmas away from ACTUAL BABIES? have you never watched a baby be shown how to rip open a present, and discover a toy inside? are you just wholly dead inside? which of your husband's friends are you gonna blow when he doesn't get you a new car
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Two national experts in #prison labor who spoke with Cosmopolitan Corene Kendrick and Jennifer Turner, both with the American Civil Liberties Union could cite no other instance of a state corrections department detaining people on-site at a U.S. corporation for the corporation’s express use.
November 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Two national experts in #prison labor who spoke with Cosmopolitan Corene Kendrick and Jennifer Turner, both with the American Civil Liberties Union could cite no other instance of a state corrections department detaining people on-site at a U.S. corporation for the corporation’s express use.
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to be clear I don't think either of them should've been banned, but a 3-day ban is an inconvenience at worst while Link's permaban is actively hostile and racist
November 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
to be clear I don't think either of them should've been banned, but a 3-day ban is an inconvenience at worst while Link's permaban is actively hostile and racist
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I mean I wasn’t gonna say it but lets say it
Oswalt's post was definitely more violent than Link's, but there's a bigger difference I can't quite put my finger on
November 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I mean I wasn’t gonna say it but lets say it
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The decision made by moderation in regards to link was absolutely arbitrary, and this just proves it.
Not to yuck peoples yum but if they can let Patton Oswalt back in for doing the exact same damn thing then they can also reinstate Link.
First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
November 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The decision made by moderation in regards to link was absolutely arbitrary, and this just proves it.
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icymi: the city of boynton beach received a nonsensical complaint about our little free library & pantry, which have existed for ~5 years. local news station WPTV reached out to talk to us about the process of trying to get our city to amend code & save our amenities
www.wptv.com/news/region-...
www.wptv.com/news/region-...
Boynton Beach neighbors rally to save Little Free Pantry after code complaint threatens removal
A Little Free Pantry and Library that has quietly served neighbors in Boynton Beach for nearly five years is now at the center of a community fight.
www.wptv.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
icymi: the city of boynton beach received a nonsensical complaint about our little free library & pantry, which have existed for ~5 years. local news station WPTV reached out to talk to us about the process of trying to get our city to amend code & save our amenities
www.wptv.com/news/region-...
www.wptv.com/news/region-...
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A little too apt for a lot of shit going on in 2025.
Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms
November 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
A little too apt for a lot of shit going on in 2025.
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we’re going to find out we were paying for entire detention facilities that were never built and field offices that never opened
November 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
we’re going to find out we were paying for entire detention facilities that were never built and field offices that never opened
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everyone is buying a boat, the waste and fraud are going to be truly incredible
November 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
everyone is buying a boat, the waste and fraud are going to be truly incredible
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they got a huge increase and i bet they blow through it at least 2x faster than they had budgeted
November 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
they got a huge increase and i bet they blow through it at least 2x faster than they had budgeted
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oh, hey, look, it’s what literally everyone who knew anything about hiring staff said would happen
Insiders are saying the Department of Homeland Security's ICE hiring is in "chaos" and Homeland Security Advisor Stephen Miller is reportedly angry over "lagging" deportation numbers.
‘Everyone is being screamed at’: Insiders say Stephen Miller irate as deportations lagging
Insiders are saying the Department of Homeland Security's ICE hiring is in "chaos" and Homeland Security Advisor Stephen Miller is reportedly angry over "lagging" deportation numbers. A DHS source tol...
www.rawstory.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
oh, hey, look, it’s what literally everyone who knew anything about hiring staff said would happen
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“There are calls with Miller, where everyone is being screamed at,” the official told The Beast. “The targets he is setting for them are ridiculous, and it is a case of them just spending any money they can to increase the number of officers and deportations.”
Insiders are saying the Department of Homeland Security's ICE hiring is in "chaos" and Homeland Security Advisor Stephen Miller is reportedly angry over "lagging" deportation numbers.
‘Everyone is being screamed at’: Insiders say Stephen Miller irate as deportations lagging
Insiders are saying the Department of Homeland Security's ICE hiring is in "chaos" and Homeland Security Advisor Stephen Miller is reportedly angry over "lagging" deportation numbers. A DHS source tol...
www.rawstory.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
“There are calls with Miller, where everyone is being screamed at,” the official told The Beast. “The targets he is setting for them are ridiculous, and it is a case of them just spending any money they can to increase the number of officers and deportations.”
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Insiders are saying the Department of Homeland Security's ICE hiring is in "chaos" and Homeland Security Advisor Stephen Miller is reportedly angry over "lagging" deportation numbers.
‘Everyone is being screamed at’: Insiders say Stephen Miller irate as deportations lagging
Insiders are saying the Department of Homeland Security's ICE hiring is in "chaos" and Homeland Security Advisor Stephen Miller is reportedly angry over "lagging" deportation numbers. A DHS source tol...
www.rawstory.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Insiders are saying the Department of Homeland Security's ICE hiring is in "chaos" and Homeland Security Advisor Stephen Miller is reportedly angry over "lagging" deportation numbers.
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Burn it ALL down
The U.S. government has been contracting stealth startup Twenty, which is working on AI agents and automated hacking of foreign targets at massive scale.
The Pentagon Is Spending Millions On AI Hacking From Startup Twenty
The U.S. government has been contracting stealth startup Twenty, which is working on AI agents and automated hacking of foreign targets at massive scale.
www.forbes.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Burn it ALL down
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Some good news for your Monday. Remember this kid? A federal judge just ordered him to be released!
November 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Some good news for your Monday. Remember this kid? A federal judge just ordered him to be released!
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🚨SCOOP: Judge Caught Using AI to Read His Court Decisions
Newly obtained EOIR audio records reveal Judge John P. Burns uses artificial intelligence to deliver immigration court decisions. migrantinsider.com/p/scoop-judg...
Newly obtained EOIR audio records reveal Judge John P. Burns uses artificial intelligence to deliver immigration court decisions. migrantinsider.com/p/scoop-judg...
SCOOP: Judge Caught Using AI to Read His Court Decisions
Newly obtained EOIR records reveal Judge John P. Burns uses artificial intelligence for courtroom decisions, deepening concerns about politicized hiring, secrecy, and the slow automation of justice.
migrantinsider.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
🚨SCOOP: Judge Caught Using AI to Read His Court Decisions
Newly obtained EOIR audio records reveal Judge John P. Burns uses artificial intelligence to deliver immigration court decisions. migrantinsider.com/p/scoop-judg...
Newly obtained EOIR audio records reveal Judge John P. Burns uses artificial intelligence to deliver immigration court decisions. migrantinsider.com/p/scoop-judg...
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Leaving this here. It's obvious to me what Jay is and she hasn't done a good job of hiding it:
I've said this before, will say it again:
The CEO of this place got her career started in the technofascist crypto space, so the idea that she was some leftist progressive stalwart has always been a bunch of horseshit.
She is literally -one- of them and always has been.
The CEO of this place got her career started in the technofascist crypto space, so the idea that she was some leftist progressive stalwart has always been a bunch of horseshit.
She is literally -one- of them and always has been.
November 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Leaving this here. It's obvious to me what Jay is and she hasn't done a good job of hiding it:
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DHS plans to do away with a 2022 Biden public charge rule. That will pave the way for a more expansive review of factors disqualifying an immigrant for permanent residency or admission based on the likelihood they’ll depend on government benefits.
US Wants Tougher Limits on Immigrants Who Receive Public Aid (1)
A new Trump administration proposal would rescind Biden-era rules that relaxed requirements for immigrants to prove they aren’t likely to depend on government resources in order to be approved for gre...
news.bloomberglaw.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
DHS plans to do away with a 2022 Biden public charge rule. That will pave the way for a more expansive review of factors disqualifying an immigrant for permanent residency or admission based on the likelihood they’ll depend on government benefits.
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615 of the estimated 3,000+ detained immigrants who were kidnapped in Chicagoland during Midway Blitz are expected to be eligible for bond this week. The Midwest Immigration Bond Fund shows up for people in detention who need bond, but it costs, at minimum, $1,500 per person. Pls help them.
A Midwest Bond Fund Is Helping Detained Chicago Immigrants Return To Their Families
The Midwest Immigration Bond Fund launched in 2020 to provide bond assistance to people navigating the complex immigration legal system. That mission has become more difficult under the second Trump a...
blockclubchicago.org
November 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
615 of the estimated 3,000+ detained immigrants who were kidnapped in Chicagoland during Midway Blitz are expected to be eligible for bond this week. The Midwest Immigration Bond Fund shows up for people in detention who need bond, but it costs, at minimum, $1,500 per person. Pls help them.
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Oh, so now it's fine to have a war on Christmas
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Oh, so now it's fine to have a war on Christmas
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Uh you’ll also need Pickles in Prison…Gardetto’s…prison Gardetto’s…so uh yes I can see you’re very TRIGGERED…pizza combos…for sustenance in prison
November 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Uh you’ll also need Pickles in Prison…Gardetto’s…prison Gardetto’s…so uh yes I can see you’re very TRIGGERED…pizza combos…for sustenance in prison
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I’m sure the rightwing lady is making content out of this and it’s genuinely such a good tactic by Kat here to just be like uh huh, yes keep explaining it, no I don’t want it, it seems very weird and sad, please keep going on though, explain it all, explain how normal this is”
Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
November 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I’m sure the rightwing lady is making content out of this and it’s genuinely such a good tactic by Kat here to just be like uh huh, yes keep explaining it, no I don’t want it, it seems very weird and sad, please keep going on though, explain it all, explain how normal this is”
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Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
November 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
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Welcome to a mass unpeopleing yall.
We are all back in the Victorian age and we are peasants in London
We are all back in the Victorian age and we are peasants in London
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Welcome to a mass unpeopleing yall.
We are all back in the Victorian age and we are peasants in London
We are all back in the Victorian age and we are peasants in London
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Q: Why are you creating a new religion?
Bryan Johnson: “We’re in this new phase where we’re trying to reimagine what it means to be human. Religions have proven, over the past several thousand years, to be the most efficacious form to organize human efforts. It’s just a tried-and-true methodology.”
Bryan Johnson: “We’re in this new phase where we’re trying to reimagine what it means to be human. Religions have proven, over the past several thousand years, to be the most efficacious form to organize human efforts. It’s just a tried-and-true methodology.”
Paris Hilton, Balaji Srinivasan, Steve Aoki, and the Winklevoss twins help raise $60 million for Network State guru Bryan Johnson—who does shock therapy on his penis, publicly trips on high-dose mushrooms, and claims he will not die.
November 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Q: Why are you creating a new religion?
Bryan Johnson: “We’re in this new phase where we’re trying to reimagine what it means to be human. Religions have proven, over the past several thousand years, to be the most efficacious form to organize human efforts. It’s just a tried-and-true methodology.”
Bryan Johnson: “We’re in this new phase where we’re trying to reimagine what it means to be human. Religions have proven, over the past several thousand years, to be the most efficacious form to organize human efforts. It’s just a tried-and-true methodology.”