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ace tilton ratcliff
@mortuaryreport.bsky.social
genderqueer disabled metalsmith, multidisciplinary artist, and writer. former mortician. hEhlers-danlos et al. living in florida. i post pics of spiders

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absolutely ugly crying from this week’s episode of star trek academy
February 6, 2026 at 3:41 AM
THIS is the first episode of veronica mars? good lord yall this is heavy
February 5, 2026 at 3:33 AM
it is so bizarre that the body becomes inured to certain types of pain but new pain is overwhelming. i have a rib that has been dislocated for more than a decade. it is annoying but not rlly outright painful anymore. a rib that doesn’t usually dislocate is out rn & i cannot think straight bc of it
February 5, 2026 at 2:28 AM
i cancelled the doctor appointments for tomorrow. i am going to attempt to sleep until my body wakes up. i feel like this drastic weather has put my body into an aggressive spin cycle w a load of washers & screws banging around in there too
February 4, 2026 at 4:51 AM
idk if i’m more overstimulated by being this cold or by having to wear so many layers
February 4, 2026 at 1:03 AM
target restocked their minifigs and i got the crocodile AND the goldfish which almost makes up for how yucky this weather is making me feel
February 3, 2026 at 10:47 PM
alright my hEDS MCAS friends, i am asking for recs. i have incredibly sensitive skin that flips tf out over… anything. my morning sunscreen/moisturizer changed formulary & my skin is mad. tell me about your sensitive skin, easy to access, high SPF morning moisturizers
February 2, 2026 at 7:44 PM
this floridian witch is currently trying to make a st. brigid’s cross out of fakahatchee grass from my yard for imbolc
February 2, 2026 at 12:33 AM
look i understand that 20-40 degree temps are child’s play for the rest of y’all but my nearly lifelong practically a floridian-ass is STRUGGLING
February 1, 2026 at 10:22 PM
the single thing i am not enjoying about star trek: academy is the theme song. it’s too hard to hum along to!!
February 1, 2026 at 7:29 PM
i don’t know what the fuck it is about cold but as soon as we hit 50° or below it makes my foot with the screw swell horribly and everything shifts when i move it or put weight on it
February 1, 2026 at 5:13 AM
o no there are so many plants that have to come inside
January 31, 2026 at 9:37 PM
last night i had a pelvic floor muscle so absolutely fucked up that when i released it it made an audible popping noise
January 31, 2026 at 7:15 PM
i think cerave changed their AM spf 50 lightweight lotion because my skin is pissed
January 31, 2026 at 3:39 AM
not that i’m telling you how to live but you can also get bats, gulls, lobsters, and dogs plus you can design a minifig that looks like you or someone you love
January 31, 2026 at 3:10 AM
i just taught eight adults how to make three simple sterling silver stacking rings and briefly entered flow state where i was able to forget about the shitty state of the world
January 31, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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My hot take is that Jar Jar is annoying, but not any *more* annoying than C-3PO.
January 29, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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the phantom menace was the last great american art film
January 29, 2026 at 1:38 AM
bought this guy today. i was 12 when the phantom menace came out. cannot begin to tell you how much i loved jar jar binks. i was the exact right age for him, star wars obsessed, & much to the chagrin of the adults around me, i talked like him for months (talk about autistic hyper focus!!)
January 29, 2026 at 12:35 AM
GOD i hate neelix
January 28, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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Epistemicide
January 27, 2026 at 10:07 PM
for the fucking love of all fucking things fucking holy let me speak to a fucking human and not a goddamn machine
January 26, 2026 at 8:20 PM
$1,354.80 a month for healthcare coverage by florida blue and now they’re telling me i am MANDATED to use walgreens, who has historically made filling my opioid RX an absolute fucking nightmare
January 26, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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liberty and justice for all *

*terms and conditions, exclusions may apply
January 26, 2026 at 3:07 PM
if you are white and your only reference for the way POC have been brutalized by this country is slavery, reading list time:

“by hands now known: jim crow’s legal executioners” by margaret a. burnham, founder of the @crrj.bsky.social, distinguished professor of law at northeastern, & activist
January 26, 2026 at 2:27 PM