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rstevens 👻💨
@rstevens.bsky.social
· Sep 24
I may have done a terrible job, but at least it took three times longer than expected
here’s the pitch: joyce carol oates vs. predator
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 PM
here’s the pitch: joyce carol oates vs. predator
wait, frankenstein was the DOCTOR??
November 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
wait, frankenstein was the DOCTOR??
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be kind to yourself. it will piss a lot of people off.
March 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
be kind to yourself. it will piss a lot of people off.
i had my 50,000mg of sodium for the day, and now for a single glass of water
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
i had my 50,000mg of sodium for the day, and now for a single glass of water
this just in: now aliens are calling us “the corn dog planet"
i cannot express to you how much of an improvement this is
i cannot express to you how much of an improvement this is
November 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
this just in: now aliens are calling us “the corn dog planet"
i cannot express to you how much of an improvement this is
i cannot express to you how much of an improvement this is
zohran is going to make it legal to use FOUR slurp juices on ONE ape
November 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
zohran is going to make it legal to use FOUR slurp juices on ONE ape
shout out to all the aloof wives out there doing the lord’s work
November 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
shout out to all the aloof wives out there doing the lord’s work
we should make the earth into a tube so we always get the same amount of daylight
November 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
we should make the earth into a tube so we always get the same amount of daylight
i’m not setting shit back an hour tonight, time is not real
November 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
i’m not setting shit back an hour tonight, time is not real
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COUNT DRACULA 🧛♂️🩸🎂
October 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COUNT DRACULA 🧛♂️🩸🎂
my costume today is walking around dead-eyed singing, “kierrrrr chosen one kier”
October 31, 2025 at 3:09 PM
my costume today is walking around dead-eyed singing, “kierrrrr chosen one kier”
i hope he doesn’t kill RINGO STARR
New comic: "NEMS part 3 starts Monday" badmachinery.com/comic/2025-1...
NEMS part 3 starts Monday - Bad Machinery
New comics by John Allison
badmachinery.com
October 31, 2025 at 11:36 AM
i hope he doesn’t kill RINGO STARR
i would watch a world series of power washing
October 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
i would watch a world series of power washing
i need to get some work done today, so if any of you needed to get your ass kicked, you’re safe until tomorrow
October 29, 2025 at 1:32 PM
i need to get some work done today, so if any of you needed to get your ass kicked, you’re safe until tomorrow
they should invent an extra-scary haunted house where you die while you’re still waiting in line
October 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
they should invent an extra-scary haunted house where you die while you’re still waiting in line
hope you’re all having an extremely spooky one
BOO
BOO
October 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
hope you’re all having an extremely spooky one
BOO
BOO
i have one of these, and it is a true delight
I’m gonna go look at some trees and try to be less online next week! (Any shop orders will go out next weekend!) 🍂 shop.breelundberg.com
October 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
i have one of these, and it is a true delight
my birthday is coming up if anyone wants to bestow upon me an honorary title of some sort (no kentucky colonels, please.)
October 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
my birthday is coming up if anyone wants to bestow upon me an honorary title of some sort (no kentucky colonels, please.)
might be slow on email the rest of the year, i am going back to 1998
October 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
might be slow on email the rest of the year, i am going back to 1998
honk if you love driving engagement with content
October 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
honk if you love driving engagement with content
“hey siri, turn off all the garbage mashers on the detention level”… actually worked?
October 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
“hey siri, turn off all the garbage mashers on the detention level”… actually worked?
at this point, i’d be happy just applying a single slurp juice to my remaining ape
October 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
at this point, i’d be happy just applying a single slurp juice to my remaining ape
if anyone wants to run me for political office, i have zero tattoos and will eat hot dogs on camera
October 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
if anyone wants to run me for political office, i have zero tattoos and will eat hot dogs on camera
i have never made a typo in my lfei
October 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
i have never made a typo in my lfei
TIL: “terminator 2: judgment day” was originally titled “beware those spooky haunted skeletons"
October 20, 2025 at 2:42 PM
TIL: “terminator 2: judgment day” was originally titled “beware those spooky haunted skeletons"