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@rstevens.bsky.social
· Sep 24
I may have done a terrible job, but at least it took three times longer than expected
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someone should invent a chore that is done permanently once you do the chore
December 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
someone should invent a chore that is done permanently once you do the chore
dang, feels like the year is almost over
January 2, 2026 at 10:28 PM
dang, feels like the year is almost over
got sworn into office today on a bag of cool ranch doritos
January 2, 2026 at 12:52 AM
got sworn into office today on a bag of cool ranch doritos
happy cyber thursday (observed)
January 1, 2026 at 5:58 PM
happy cyber thursday (observed)
if you fart on new year’s eve, you will fart all year long. be careful out there.
December 31, 2025 at 9:45 PM
if you fart on new year’s eve, you will fart all year long. be careful out there.
someone should invent a chore that is done permanently once you do the chore
December 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
someone should invent a chore that is done permanently once you do the chore
my 2026 goal is to dedicate more time to my favorite hobby, removing tape from cardboard boxes
December 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
my 2026 goal is to dedicate more time to my favorite hobby, removing tape from cardboard boxes
my year end best list is that the year is ending
December 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
my year end best list is that the year is ending
i refuse to learn how to spell a new year so i’m doing 2009 over
December 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
i refuse to learn how to spell a new year so i’m doing 2009 over
please don’t tell anyone i’m weird. that’s my job
December 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
please don’t tell anyone i’m weird. that’s my job
i don’t like watching 90s tom hanks movies because of all the Gump scares
December 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
i don’t like watching 90s tom hanks movies because of all the Gump scares
has anyone seen an avatar movie? is danny devito in it?
December 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
has anyone seen an avatar movie? is danny devito in it?
they should make a tiny little baby version of Yoda. i think it would cheer people up!
December 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
they should make a tiny little baby version of Yoda. i think it would cheer people up!
career ending sandwich
December 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
career ending sandwich
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and Tiny Tim, who WAS NOT AI
December 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
and Tiny Tim, who WAS NOT AI
and Tiny Tim, who WAS NOT AI
December 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
and Tiny Tim, who WAS NOT AI
jar jar binks, welcome to the avengers
December 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
jar jar binks, welcome to the avengers
i guess they were so excited that the mcrib is back that they didn’t learn how to properly redact documents
December 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
i guess they were so excited that the mcrib is back that they didn’t learn how to properly redact documents
saw a cyber truck parked in front of the urgent care yesterday and i just think that’s beautiful
December 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
saw a cyber truck parked in front of the urgent care yesterday and i just think that’s beautiful
happy cyber monday again
December 22, 2025 at 11:45 AM
happy cyber monday again
gonna open a store called “Just Holes” and keep a meticulous list of who comes in
December 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
gonna open a store called “Just Holes” and keep a meticulous list of who comes in
it’s the shortest day of the year… SO FAR
December 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
it’s the shortest day of the year… SO FAR
got a 4-pack of fake aldi brand red bulls for $3, TIME TO PARTY
December 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
got a 4-pack of fake aldi brand red bulls for $3, TIME TO PARTY
more grateful than ever that i learned to live as a hobo
December 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
more grateful than ever that i learned to live as a hobo
i truly do not see how giving me personally unchecked, absolute power could lead to any worse outcomes than the current situation. we should try it.
December 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
i truly do not see how giving me personally unchecked, absolute power could lead to any worse outcomes than the current situation. we should try it.