Pig Toby
@pigtoby.bsky.social
The greatest Curiosity of the present Day
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Worth 5 minutes of anyone's time to read about Ronnie. Consider having a tissue handy in case something should happen to get in your eye 🥹
December 25, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Worth 5 minutes of anyone's time to read about Ronnie. Consider having a tissue handy in case something should happen to get in your eye 🥹
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i post this story every christmas, and will keep doing so until it stops making me cry
merry christmas xx
merry christmas xx
A real Good Samaritan
One act of kindness that befell Leeds writer Bernard Hare in 1982 changed him profoundly. Here he tells his story.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 25, 2025 at 10:25 AM
i post this story every christmas, and will keep doing so until it stops making me cry
merry christmas xx
merry christmas xx
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Good to see Mary on keyboard and Joseph on vocals for a change.
December 18, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Good to see Mary on keyboard and Joseph on vocals for a change.
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Bought this book for my two mates’ babies for Christmas and I’m dying.
December 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Bought this book for my two mates’ babies for Christmas and I’m dying.
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Just heard someone trying to get out of buying a valid train ticket by calling her mum on speakerphone who explained to the conductor that he was "ruining the festive vibe".
December 19, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Just heard someone trying to get out of buying a valid train ticket by calling her mum on speakerphone who explained to the conductor that he was "ruining the festive vibe".
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Every time I'm in a restaurant I remember Kevin McAleer's reply to a waiter who told him the Soup Of The Day.
"Where there any other contenders?"
"Um, no?"
"A hollow victory, then".
"Where there any other contenders?"
"Um, no?"
"A hollow victory, then".
December 19, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Every time I'm in a restaurant I remember Kevin McAleer's reply to a waiter who told him the Soup Of The Day.
"Where there any other contenders?"
"Um, no?"
"A hollow victory, then".
"Where there any other contenders?"
"Um, no?"
"A hollow victory, then".
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It is once again that time of year when every Books Dad gets absolutely bodied by Molesworth.
December 11, 2024 at 9:03 AM
It is once again that time of year when every Books Dad gets absolutely bodied by Molesworth.
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I heard there was a secret meat
With paprika, and spicy heat
But you don't really care for sausage
Nduja
...sorry, I can delete this. I've just seen a few posts in this format and I wanted in.
With paprika, and spicy heat
But you don't really care for sausage
Nduja
...sorry, I can delete this. I've just seen a few posts in this format and I wanted in.
December 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I heard there was a secret meat
With paprika, and spicy heat
But you don't really care for sausage
Nduja
...sorry, I can delete this. I've just seen a few posts in this format and I wanted in.
With paprika, and spicy heat
But you don't really care for sausage
Nduja
...sorry, I can delete this. I've just seen a few posts in this format and I wanted in.
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President of the Hastings Winkle Club sounds like a burn.
December 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
President of the Hastings Winkle Club sounds like a burn.
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That the top 1% of this country can afford to pay for 29% of its services is the real problem here.
Keeping getting ads for an annoying Telegraph podcast, where someone says, "the top 1% in this country are paying for 29% of services in this country. It's unsustainable, it's unjust..."
You're right. It really should be even higher.
Imagine thinking that clip actually brings people in.
You're right. It really should be even higher.
Imagine thinking that clip actually brings people in.
December 14, 2025 at 9:28 AM
That the top 1% of this country can afford to pay for 29% of its services is the real problem here.
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With only a handful of days to go before the visit of his closest friend, Michaels was reported to be “absolutely fucking bricking it”.
Visit of beloved friend puts autistic man in three-day fight-or-flight spiral
An autistic man has been sent into an adrenaline-filled three-day fight-or-flight spiral in advance of seeing a beloved friend he has known for most of his life, sources have revealed. Noah Michaels,…
thedailytism.com
December 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
With only a handful of days to go before the visit of his closest friend, Michaels was reported to be “absolutely fucking bricking it”.
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2016 Daily Mail: We want foreigners out! We don’t care if it makes us poorer. Brexit means Brexit!
2025 Daily Mail: Foreigners are leaving Starmer’s Britain because this country is poor and shit!
This country would be so much better off without this hypocritical, incendiary, irresponsible rag.
2025 Daily Mail: Foreigners are leaving Starmer’s Britain because this country is poor and shit!
This country would be so much better off without this hypocritical, incendiary, irresponsible rag.
December 13, 2025 at 10:28 AM
2016 Daily Mail: We want foreigners out! We don’t care if it makes us poorer. Brexit means Brexit!
2025 Daily Mail: Foreigners are leaving Starmer’s Britain because this country is poor and shit!
This country would be so much better off without this hypocritical, incendiary, irresponsible rag.
2025 Daily Mail: Foreigners are leaving Starmer’s Britain because this country is poor and shit!
This country would be so much better off without this hypocritical, incendiary, irresponsible rag.
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This popped up in my memories today. It’s got no less compelling over the last decade.
December 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
This popped up in my memories today. It’s got no less compelling over the last decade.
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“So, Nick, what kind of dog do you have?”
“She’s a werewolf.”
“Yeah, haha, that’s O SWEET JESUS -“
“She’s a werewolf.”
“Yeah, haha, that’s O SWEET JESUS -“
December 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
“So, Nick, what kind of dog do you have?”
“She’s a werewolf.”
“Yeah, haha, that’s O SWEET JESUS -“
“She’s a werewolf.”
“Yeah, haha, that’s O SWEET JESUS -“
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Been touting this one for years now. It's not too late, Time. Do the right thing.
December 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Been touting this one for years now. It's not too late, Time. Do the right thing.
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My nan in the 90s and early 2000s, repeatedly, looking at the world: "The world's gone mad, son. I don't know how it can get any madder than it is right now."
Me, grabbing a time machine with the dial set for 2025: "Hold my drink, nan."
Me, grabbing a time machine with the dial set for 2025: "Hold my drink, nan."
December 12, 2025 at 9:08 AM
My nan in the 90s and early 2000s, repeatedly, looking at the world: "The world's gone mad, son. I don't know how it can get any madder than it is right now."
Me, grabbing a time machine with the dial set for 2025: "Hold my drink, nan."
Me, grabbing a time machine with the dial set for 2025: "Hold my drink, nan."
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It's fitting that the cover on AI mindlessly apes an earlier creation and also displaces workers while elevating Silicon Valley plutocrats.
December 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
It's fitting that the cover on AI mindlessly apes an earlier creation and also displaces workers while elevating Silicon Valley plutocrats.
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If handing someone their arse, was a video clip
December 12, 2025 at 8:12 AM
If handing someone their arse, was a video clip
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Ooh gosh let me think about this one
Will Labour’s move to limit ECHR deter the far right or alienate progressive voters?
Previously sceptical MPs now want to modernise human rights law to prevent an overreach of the law and losing to the far right
www.theguardian.com
December 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Ooh gosh let me think about this one
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if you were to make a gender-swapped version of James Bond, and needed to come up with a bawdy euphemism name for a glamorous and sexy Bond Boy, ironically you could do a lot worse than Roger Moore.
December 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
if you were to make a gender-swapped version of James Bond, and needed to come up with a bawdy euphemism name for a glamorous and sexy Bond Boy, ironically you could do a lot worse than Roger Moore.
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Oh shit, it's Stylish But Illegal Monkey Day
December 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Oh shit, it's Stylish But Illegal Monkey Day
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Haven't been in the room with my desk and drawing stuff for a while
Opened the door to let the plumber in to access the radiator
Forgot about this situation until we both set eyes upon it
@brainmage.bsky.social
Opened the door to let the plumber in to access the radiator
Forgot about this situation until we both set eyes upon it
@brainmage.bsky.social
December 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Haven't been in the room with my desk and drawing stuff for a while
Opened the door to let the plumber in to access the radiator
Forgot about this situation until we both set eyes upon it
@brainmage.bsky.social
Opened the door to let the plumber in to access the radiator
Forgot about this situation until we both set eyes upon it
@brainmage.bsky.social
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I've always said the Taliban are a great bunch of lads
December 9, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I've always said the Taliban are a great bunch of lads
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Seen this? 😅 bsky.app/profile/sono...
December 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Seen this? 😅 bsky.app/profile/sono...
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Jamie Oliver is relaunching his Italian restaurant. He's someone I genuinely loathe. A few years ago after a wedding where I had too much rum, the first thing I saw the next day was him having some moan about poor people's eating habits...
So I gave out about him. Here you go. I regret nothing!
So I gave out about him. Here you go. I regret nothing!
December 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Jamie Oliver is relaunching his Italian restaurant. He's someone I genuinely loathe. A few years ago after a wedding where I had too much rum, the first thing I saw the next day was him having some moan about poor people's eating habits...
So I gave out about him. Here you go. I regret nothing!
So I gave out about him. Here you go. I regret nothing!