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🏳️‍🌈 the least useful doctor on the airplane • she/her/comrade
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waking up tired. going to bed tired. eating tired. working tired. trying to just live tired. life was not meant to be lived like this. we are not born to absorb this sort of daily trauma.
January 9, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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I can’t join ICE because I once gave a woman an orgasm 😔
January 9, 2026 at 2:07 PM
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NEWS --> Reps Eric Swalwell and Dan Goldman are introducing a new bill to strip ICE officers of qualified immunity, making lawsuits and prosecutions easier. They also say agent who killed Renee Good should be prosecuted in Minnesota.

They break this news on our pod:
newrepublic.com/article/2051...
Trump Shooting Fiasco Worsens as Dems Find Fresh Line of Attack on ICE
As the Minneapolis killing gets darker for Trump, Representatives Eric Swalwell and Dan Goldman talk to us about their plan to rein in ICE—and about Trumpworld’s broader plunge into violence and lawl...
newrepublic.com
January 9, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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KATU has confirmed CBP agents shot two people in Portland

katu.com/news/local/i...
January 8, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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They are gonna keep killing people until someone stops them.
January 8, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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the issue isn't really a lack of training, although there is a lack of it. the issue is DHS at the behest of a fascist regime is hiring the worst most hateful people imaginable for gestspo 2.0 and all of them have murder in their hearts, who actively want to kill brown people and anyone in their way
ice agents simply aren't trained well enough to be on the street. they are a genuine danger to citizens
January 7, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis"
January 7, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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Every second the murderer is not arrested is another second for feds to hide him in a place that would create a jurisdictional fight. He's on video killing a person. You have to arrest this guy an hour ago, but you might still have time now.
January 7, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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Happy January 6th ❤️
January 6, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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tomorrow's not real it can't hurt us
January 5, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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i’m about to do some racially motivated stereotypical profiling here, but i don’t think upper class white people should be allowed to vote
January 3, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes
“What appears to be a newly created account appeared to invest $30,000 Friday in Maduro's exit. After Maduro went into custody Saturday morning, that same investor netted $436,759.61.”
Someone made $400K by predicting Maduro's capture. Here's what happened
The winnings come as the rules governing prediction markets are still evolving.
www.axios.com
January 3, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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Divorced guy decor
January 3, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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chatGPT now officially recommending Clorox™️ when it tells you to kill yourself
December 31, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Don't kiss boys at midnight. It's New Year's Eve not New Years Steve

Be a lesbian

#newyearseve #nye #newyears
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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and there's nothing wrong with that
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 9d
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
Majority of Gen Z swipe left on dating people with opposite political views
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
n.pr
December 31, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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if you have a small hound dog mutt that's an everything beagle
December 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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he's fucking right
So mister sliwa what have you been up to since the election?

Sliwa:
December 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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here we go (police incident report follows)
December 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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An advent calendar for every month besides December, where you get a little treat each day because life is hard
December 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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We don’t hear much about the West Pole, where Cowboy Santa lives. Probably because of all the people he’s shot
February 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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“The Robins deposited some groceries in a public square at the foot of a Christmas tree on Tuesday evening, adding that the rest would be distributed through community food banks.

“Don’t forget – the hunger justifies the means, Merry Christmas!”

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/d...
Santas and elves rob Montreal grocery store to ‘give food to the needy’
Group called Robins des Ruelles later said in statement stunt was intended to highlight cost of living crisis
www.theguardian.com
December 21, 2025 at 1:13 PM