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🏳️‍🌈 the least useful doctor on the airplane • she/her/comrade
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captainacab.airbud.website
chatGPT now officially recommending Clorox™️ when it tells you to kill yourself
December 31, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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catsharkchaireth.bsky.social
Don't kiss boys at midnight. It's New Year's Eve not New Years Steve

Be a lesbian

#newyearseve #nye #newyears
Don't kiss boys at midnight. It's New Year's Eve not New Years Steve Be a lesbian
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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penfoldsfiv.bsky.social
and there's nothing wrong with that
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 2d
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
Majority of Gen Z swipe left on dating people with opposite political views
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
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December 31, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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grilldcheese.bsky.social
if you have a small hound dog mutt that's an everything beagle
December 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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lukeoneil47.bsky.social
One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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porksweats.bsky.social
he's fucking right
downwithdan.bsky.social Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 5d
So mister sliwa what have you been up to since the election?

Sliwa:
Curtis Sliwa C @CurtisSliwa X.com Pigeons don't deserve the hate they get! Nancy and I have rescued pigeons countless times over the years. Injured, abandoned, or simply in trouble in a city that too often looks past them. Every single time, we were reminded that these birds are gentle, intelligent, and resilient. All pigeons lives matter! For centuries, pigeons served people. They carried messages in wartime, helped save lives, and were trusted when nothing else worked. They were valued, respected, and depended on. Now, in a city they helped build and survive alongside us, they are mocked and mistreated. Pigeons are not pests. They are survivors of our streets, just like so many New Yorkers. They live where we live, endure what we endure, and adapt without complaint. If any animal represents New York City, it is the nidan Taudh auto ite hama and
December 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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oldsquida.bsky.social
here we go (police incident report follows)
December 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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itsabbyyep.bsky.social
An advent calendar for every month besides December, where you get a little treat each day because life is hard
December 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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dcpierson.bsky.social
We don’t hear much about the West Pole, where Cowboy Santa lives. Probably because of all the people he’s shot
February 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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angrygodali.bsky.social
December 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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genderhorizon.com
“The Robins deposited some groceries in a public square at the foot of a Christmas tree on Tuesday evening, adding that the rest would be distributed through community food banks.

“Don’t forget – the hunger justifies the means, Merry Christmas!”

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/d...
Santas and elves rob Montreal grocery store to ‘give food to the needy’
Group called Robins des Ruelles later said in statement stunt was intended to highlight cost of living crisis
www.theguardian.com
December 21, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social
Big Chungus has lasted almost 20 times longer than the Confederacy
December 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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buttpraxis.bsky.social
Hey SLUTS 🫵 the Epstein files were just released 💥💥 and ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ BILL CLIT-TON ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️
December 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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doomsmoker.bsky.social
NINTENDO GAMECUBE VERY FAR AWAY HORSE GAME OF THE YEAR EDITION HORSE IS NOW EVEN FARTHER AWAY
December 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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ryanabt.bsky.social
You are asking scholars to be polite while you blithely insert theft-based inaccuracy machines into products so that human learning is corrupted and their ability to discern how knowledge is created is destroyed.

So I feel like perhaps your scaling of importance on this is off.
December 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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dawnxianamoon.bsky.social
Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
Sign at the Weiners Circle: "F k T mp we can redact too."
December 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social
I cannot stress this enough—I FUCKIN LOVE how chubby the squirrels get at this time of year!!
December 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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rudbeckia.bsky.social
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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nameshiv.bsky.social
he's not alone, this has also happened to me several times where I didnt apply for a job and then I didn't get the job
nkalamb.bsky.social Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 15d
Another incredible case of white racial grievance about the academic job market.

He reveals at the end that he wouldn’t provide the necessary application materials!
I experienced all of this firsthand, having entered graduate school in 2013. By 2020, I watched non-white colleagues with CVs a tiny fraction as strong as mine absolutely swamped with interview requests and job offers, while I couldn't even secure a preliminary phone interview. I saw a non-white, female biologists with zero peer-reviewed publications receive a tenure-track job offer from an Ivy League university within minutes of defending her PhD thesis. This would have been utterly incomprehensible in years prior, as such positions are typically only given to well-established academics with a long and very high impact publication record. To call this demoralizing would be a dramatic understatement. Combine my sex and race with the fact that I refused to write the woke DEI statements that most universities had begun requiring, due to my strong moral opposition to DEI ideology, and landing a tenure-track position at a respectable university began to feel like a pipe dream
December 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
You know if you're going through the desert on a horse with no name that's really on you you can name that fucker any time you want
December 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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3dfrost.bsky.social
I don't want gen AI in my browser
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life
December 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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kissphoria.bsky.social
"I didn’t have the courage to come out until I was 21, and that means 21 years of pain, 21 years of unwavering homesickness that only went away when I was able to get the care that I needed. And my biggest regret in life is that I never had a childhood without that pain.”
December 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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logophobe.bsky.social
Old woodcut or lithograph or whatever of a guy getting trepanned captioned "I just gotta make it to Friday"
December 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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anthonylfisher.bsky.social
Guys, victimhood culture is alpha now
December 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM