Scott K
@phoenixperson.bsky.social
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Mental Health Advocate
Disabled Veteran
#RavensFlock
Shitty guitar player
Talks to animals
Alt text supremacist
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Mental Health Advocate
Disabled Veteran
#RavensFlock
Shitty guitar player
Talks to animals
Alt text supremacist
Custom PFP by the amazing @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
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whatever. let’s get high
December 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
whatever. let’s get high
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Election Night 2024. We cut to a @thebeaverton.com pitch meeting. We are brainstorming headlines for Trump's second term.
"He'll create 'The Patriot Games,'" I say. "Like the Hunger Games, but dumber."
"He can't," my editors say. "That would break satire forever."
We laugh. That's true. It would.
"He'll create 'The Patriot Games,'" I say. "Like the Hunger Games, but dumber."
"He can't," my editors say. "That would break satire forever."
We laugh. That's true. It would.
Trump announces an "unprecedented four-day athletic event" with "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory"
December 18, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Election Night 2024. We cut to a @thebeaverton.com pitch meeting. We are brainstorming headlines for Trump's second term.
"He'll create 'The Patriot Games,'" I say. "Like the Hunger Games, but dumber."
"He can't," my editors say. "That would break satire forever."
We laugh. That's true. It would.
"He'll create 'The Patriot Games,'" I say. "Like the Hunger Games, but dumber."
"He can't," my editors say. "That would break satire forever."
We laugh. That's true. It would.
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bro, you can’t pull a Patriot Games while you’re actively doing a Clear and Present Danger 🤦🏻♀️
Trump announces an "unprecedented four-day athletic event" with "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory"
December 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
bro, you can’t pull a Patriot Games while you’re actively doing a Clear and Present Danger 🤦🏻♀️
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the "Kubrick Stare" is one of Stanley Kubrick's most recognizable directorial techniques, a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that the character in question is at the peak of their derangement
December 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
the "Kubrick Stare" is one of Stanley Kubrick's most recognizable directorial techniques, a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that the character in question is at the peak of their derangement
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it's "pro-democracy" when you overthrow another nation's leadership violently. i heard it on Fox news
December 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
it's "pro-democracy" when you overthrow another nation's leadership violently. i heard it on Fox news
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I hope that the people looking at fraud and dealing with fraud don't cut programs in response. That money belongs to the people with disabilities in this state and is meant to keep them living in community.
PLEASE get the fraud under control so we can deliver better services.
PLEASE get the fraud under control so we can deliver better services.
December 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I hope that the people looking at fraud and dealing with fraud don't cut programs in response. That money belongs to the people with disabilities in this state and is meant to keep them living in community.
PLEASE get the fraud under control so we can deliver better services.
PLEASE get the fraud under control so we can deliver better services.
I spent $1000 at Foot Locker, but not a single one of these shoes came with a foot.
I spent $500 At Five Guys and I didn’t even get ONE guy.
I spent $400 in Dick’s and I still haven’t gotten laid. This is bullshit!
December 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I spent $1000 at Foot Locker, but not a single one of these shoes came with a foot.
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The key difference is American contestants will be required to raise all four fingers.
December 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The key difference is American contestants will be required to raise all four fingers.
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McVay comes into the locker room and catches Puka working on his new celly
a man in a suit and hat is drinking from a bottle while standing in a doorway .
Alt: a man in a suit and hat is drinking from a bottle while standing in a doorway .
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December 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
McVay comes into the locker room and catches Puka working on his new celly
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Sure seems like that if any elite tells you the Epstein Files are not a big deal they're really telling on themselves.
In his column talking about how irrelevant the Epstein files are, this guy should probably have mentioned that he had socialized at least once with Epstein and might end up in the Epstein files.
December 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Sure seems like that if any elite tells you the Epstein Files are not a big deal they're really telling on themselves.
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Rep. Leigh Finke statement on proposed rules and actions from HHS on Trans Health Care
December 18, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Rep. Leigh Finke statement on proposed rules and actions from HHS on Trans Health Care
I literally JUST ate a salami/cheese/jalapeño omelet bc I ran out of diced ham. I still think I could eat more salami.
December 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I literally JUST ate a salami/cheese/jalapeño omelet bc I ran out of diced ham. I still think I could eat more salami.
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They really think that a war will produce a rally-round-the-flag effect and there is no one in the room with half a brain to explain to Trump that a 2nd term president with a worsening economy gets slammed for a war.
Destabilizing South America is going to create so many problems
Destabilizing South America is going to create so many problems
Tucker Carlson: “Members of Congress were briefed yesterday that a war is coming, and it’ll be announced in the address to the nation tonight at 9 o’clock by the President… A member of Congress told me that this morning.”
Video: Christopher Leonard via X (@ChrisLeonardATL)
Video: Christopher Leonard via X (@ChrisLeonardATL)
December 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
They really think that a war will produce a rally-round-the-flag effect and there is no one in the room with half a brain to explain to Trump that a 2nd term president with a worsening economy gets slammed for a war.
Destabilizing South America is going to create so many problems
Destabilizing South America is going to create so many problems
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Wind Rose.
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Led Zeppelin
a lord of the rings cover band called Shire Straits
December 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Wind Rose.
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WTF? ICE is arguing in court that US CITIZENS can be detained, handcuffed, and biometrically screened unless they can prove citizenship on the spot. And that a REAL ID isn't enough. This isn't border security.
December 17, 2025 at 9:52 AM
WTF? ICE is arguing in court that US CITIZENS can be detained, handcuffed, and biometrically screened unless they can prove citizenship on the spot. And that a REAL ID isn't enough. This isn't border security.
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When he’s freed he’s gonna get so much pussy his dick falls off
December 17, 2025 at 4:35 AM
When he’s freed he’s gonna get so much pussy his dick falls off
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Omg dude we get it you’re a Republican
The presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Ronald Reagan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."
December 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Omg dude we get it you’re a Republican
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Do not, and I mean DO NOT, eat your thc gummy stash because you are craving sweets.
December 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Do not, and I mean DO NOT, eat your thc gummy stash because you are craving sweets.
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Opinion: You Can Be a Progressive and Still Hunt the Homeless for Sport – Guest Column by Gavin Newsom
Opinion: You Can Be a Progressive and Still Hunt the Homeless for Sport - Guest Column by Gavin Newsom
My name is Chief Bob’s Big Boy in Charge of Things — Gavin Newsom. I’m writing this op-ed currently and with great... Get the full story
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December 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Opinion: You Can Be a Progressive and Still Hunt the Homeless for Sport – Guest Column by Gavin Newsom
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Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
By a vote of 76-23, S 1071 passes the motion to proceed to the motion to concur. Won't know who voted for this until the roll call is uploaded, but safe to say it passed with the support of at least 24 members of the Democratic caucus. (Rand Paul probably voted nay and Steve Daines has been absent).
December 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
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One of the biggest moments of my career:
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
December 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
One of the biggest moments of my career:
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!