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Scott K
@phoenixperson.bsky.social
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Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Mental Health Advocate
Disabled Veteran
#RavensFlock
Shitty guitar player
Talks to animals
Alt text supremacist

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A close-up of my face, bald white dude with a wraparound mustache/goatie. My eyes are dilated. I took this yesterday after an eye appointment
December 16, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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How I'm gonna be at Lambeau in two weeks. #RavensFlock
Somewhat blurry screenshot from the Ravens/Bengals game in Cincinnati shows a small group of Ravens fans (and a lot of empty seats lololol) in the stands. In the foreground, a shirtless man is seen cheering. The only thing he's wearing above the waist is a purple Ravens beanie hat. In contrast, a man further back is seen bundled up with a purple #8 Ravens hoodie (hood up with a Ravens beanie underneath) and a black balaclava covering his face. The current temperature in Cincinnati is 12° F with a wind chill of -1° F
December 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Dudes on Tinder:
Screenshot meme from "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back": Jay (skinny white dude with long hair, a yellow jacket, and black beanie cap) and Silent Bob (robustly-built white man with shoulder-length hair, a beard, and wearing a dark olive trenchcoat and backwards white ballcap) are standing outside a convenience store as a woman (slender, white, skinny jeans pink crop top, head cropped off in the image) walks by. Caption reads: Jay - "You ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?" Posted to Reddit by Reddit user Franklyimfrank
December 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Today was my final visit with these angels. I finally got a pic of THEIR Luna, who shares my Luna's old age, floofy coat, and sassy temperament. I'm going to miss them so much! 😭🥺
Selfie of me (40-yo bald white dude with a wraparound goatie/mustache, glasses, and a heavy black Columbia coat) seated with Milo (largish grey tabby cat with white highlights) standing on my right shoulder and looking away A picture of Luna, a midsize charcoal-grey long-haired cat, lying on a perch on one of her many cat trees. She is on her back with her body cocked to the side and her head is upside-down A picture of Beau, a gorgeous white long-haired cat, peacefully laying on a middle perch of a cat tree. He is facing to my left. The bottom corner of a Christmas tree can be seen in the background.
December 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Screenshot from a TikTok by user chezaidan: a youngish-looking (30s?) white man wearing a black T-shirt and a reversed tan ballcap salutes while singing "Glory, glory, what a hell of a way to die", an Army Airborne cadence sung in the tune of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic"
December 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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In the spirit of giving the people what they want, here's more Milo! Joined this time by one of his 4 brothers, Beau, who is also very sweet, but less in-my-face about it. 😅
Selfie of me, a middle-aged bald white dude with a mustache/goatie, a black Columbia heavy winter coat, and glasses, with Milo (midsize grey tabby with white paws, chin, and belly) perched on my left shoulder. My left arm is slightly raised and Milo is snuggling on it very adorably Picture of Beau, an off-white long-haired cat, sitting on his dad's computer chair and looking to his right Picture taken in the client's "cat room". Beau is eating wet food from a beige cafeteria-style tray while Milo gets his steps in on a large exercise wheel in the background. A scratching post and a few cat toys are visible
December 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Y'all. I was not expecting this to blow up like this. 🥺 Thank you for all the kind words. Please enjoy these outtakes.
Selfie 1 of 3 of me, a middle-aged bald white dude with a mustache/goatie, a Ravens hoodie, and glasses, with Milo (midsize grey tabby with white paws, chin, and belly) perched on the backside of my shoulder blades. His face is not visible. Selfie 2 of 3: Milo is now on my right shoulder facing the camera and leaning in towards my face. Mybhead is tilted away from him and I have an awkward look on my dumb face Selfie 3 of 3: Milo is now perched facing backwards on my left shoulder. His tail is resting down my chest and his face is not visible
December 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Lesson learned: for maximum engagement, I should just post cats and communist theory.
A red-tinted photo of my cat, Luna, a long-haired mostly-white/grey calico cat. She is pictured perched on a blue blanket on my couch. Her eyes have a red laser-like effect added, and there is a red hammer and sickle in the upper righthand corner
December 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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This is Milo. Milo is really making me love my job this week. 🐱🐶🥺
Selfie of me, a bald white dude wearing a black Baltimore Ravens hoodie, with a cat perched on my shoulder and resting his adorable little chin on the side of my face, which is noticeably tilted from his weight. Milo is a mid-sized grey tabby cat with white on his legs/paws, lower face, and belly
December 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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WHAT THE FUCK IS UP DEENY'S
A oil painting of the "Denny's Grand Slam" of 2013, a thing of legend, in which the lead singer of the hardcore band Live Without bravely asked "What the fuck is up Denny's?" during the breakdown of their song "Give Up". The painting is presented in a very fancy gold frame
December 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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An illustrated meme of Karl Marx about to slam what I assume is The Communist Manifesto on a table as Frederich Engels observes in the background. Caption reads "BRO READ THE FUCKING BOOK; READ THE FUCKING BOOK BRO"
December 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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The Soviet Fundamental Law addressed private property very specifically.
A screenshot of an excerpt from Chapter 1 of the Soviet Fundamental Law (their Constitution) reads as follows: ARTICLE 10. The right of citizens to personal ownership of their incomes from work and of their savings, of their dwelling houses and subsidiary household economy, their household furniture and utensils and articles of personal use and convenience, as well as the right of inheritance of personal property of citizens, is protected by law.
December 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Post a close-up selfie if you're so inclined.
A close-up of my face, bald white dude with a wraparound mustache/goatie. My eyes are dilated. I took this yesterday after an eye appointment
December 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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One day I'll know that feeling. In the meantime:
December 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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YOU GUYS, POPEYES HAS CHEESE CURDS AND THEY'RE FUCKING AMAZING.
My hand holding a half empty container of cheese curds (because I stuffed my face with the other half before I thought to take a pic)
December 4, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Came up to Mpls early for a metal show and stumbled into a Taiwanese soup restaurant (Tasty Bowls). This place is really cool and the food is awesome.
Top view of a bowl of Taiwanese lamb hot soup at Tasty Pot in Minneapolis. A metal bowl served with a small flame source to keep it hot is filled with spicy broth, lamb, and various other meats, veggies, and mushrooms. A cup of mango green tea is next to the bowl Side view of the bowl setup shows a metal stand with some sort of fuel burner inside to keep the soup hot
December 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Monty Python was brainrot for Boomers. #Ni
Norman Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech" painting, depicting a man standing and speaking in the midst of what appears to be a church congregation
December 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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You're a dank one, Mr Grinch.
Picture of a black pouch labeled "Vireo Hybrid" with a medical label that reads: "The Grinch, Flower" plus additional information like terpene breakdown, lot #, SKU #, a QR code, and expiration. There is a fat nugget of said "Grinch" flower placed on the upper righthand side of the pouch
December 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Today's plan:
Picture of my hand holding a 1g black disposable cannabis vape
November 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Happy Caturday
My cat, Luna (long-haired calico, but mostly white and grey), curled up very adorably on a blue blanket across my outstretched lap
November 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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This doesn't make me think about ass, just sayin'
A selection of lyrics from the song "Peaches" by The Presidents of the United States of America reads: l took a little nap where the roots all twist Squished a rotten peach in my fist And dreamed about you, woman I poked my finger down inside Make a little room for an ant to hide Nature's candy in my hand or can or a pie
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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I can just reuse my outfit from burn center rehab. 😂
An old bathroom mirror selfie of me, an overweight bald white dude, wearing a black full-body compression suit for burn care. There is an "embarrassed" emoji covering my groin to hide my exposed junk. It's the only way I could pee in that thing, though obviously I normally wore pants/shorts over it
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Every day I wake under the watchful eye of an apex predator. (Good morning)
Selfie of me taken while laying on my stomach in bed. My cat, Luna, is laying on my right shoulder and looking down on me in judgement.
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Elon Tusk can't be worse than the original.
Still image from the adult cartoon "Rick & Morty" shows "Elon Tusk", an alternate reality version of Elon Musk with tusks coming from his lower jaw
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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How the fuck is this game still scoreless it's
November 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM